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#43251
16 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Anyone still want to debate whether a 9.95er's bullshit can influence outcomes of these things? If that Rivals guy report is true and the USC team has descended on Bru's dorm room and trying to talk him out of leaving...how well do you think that would go for us? As opposed to him quietly putting his name in the portal and being done with things?

Bullshit. Utter bullshit. You don’t think he started having conversations with Helton starting January 8th?  He definitely told his best friend and teammate long before any 9.95 got a whiff of this. Get over yourself.  Kavanaugh don’t enter no portal without telling Squee. 

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#43252
3 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

The problem is that this is all brand new.  I have no idea if there are any such rules or what they might be.  Do you have a link to them?

There are rules, and there have been lots of links, lots of pastes, and lots of examination over this 800+ pages, but I can't send you to a 1 stop depot of them, no. 

#43254
3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

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Joined November 2018

Lol. That Mark Cuban-DeAndre Jordan saga was years ago and writers are still getting mileage out of it with jokes like this.

#43258
1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Yeah, joined Twitter this month.

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heh.

in all honesty, won't believe it until i see it in le figaro, la stampa, or london times.

#43260
4 minutes ago, Skipper said:

This really is Deandre and the Clippers all over again.   All we need now are JT Daniels and Sam tweeting out Emoji's at each other.

Yeah, but remind me where Deandre Jordan plays now...

#43261
1 minute ago, VaHorn said:

Bullshit. Utter bullshit. You don’t think he started having conversations with Helton starting January 8th?  He definitely told his best friend and teammate long before any 9.95 got a whiff of this. Get over yourself.  Kavanaugh don’t enter no portal without telling Squee. 

You're post literally says "Bullshit...because I think it's bullshit." No, I dont think he started having conversations with helton at all. Yes, I think it's normal for a kid to tell his best friend or other teammates he's unhappy and feels lied to before he storms in and tells his head fucking coach. You know a lot of teenagers or even adults that embrace difficult conversations? If you say "Yes" you're an idiot, and a fucking liar. Which..well, I mean which you basically are anyway just from your shitty posting history here and over on 247. But I digress with just how much horse cock you suck. Yes, he tells a friend or teammate, or parent, and then they tell a 995er...etc. Again, it's amazing you're this stupid...but it's also you. 

#43265
1 minute ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Yeah, but remind me where Deandre Jordan plays now...

Right.  So if history plays out Bru will be a grad transfer in 2022

#43271
1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

You're post literally says "Bullshit...because I think it's bullshit." No, I dont think he started having conversations with helton at all. Yes, I think it's normal for a kid to tell his best friend or other teammates he's unhappy and feels lied to before he storms in and tells his head fucking coach. You know a lot of teenagers or even adults that embrace difficult conversations? If you say "Yes" you're an idiot, and a fucking liar. Which..well, I mean which you basically are anyway just from your shitty posting history here and over on 247. But I digress with just how much horse cock you suck. Yes, he tells a friend or teammate, or parent, and then they tell a 995er...etc. Again, it's amazing you're this stupid...but it's also you. 

Think before you write. Now run along and gather your thoughts and come back when you have something coherent to say. 

#43272
1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

I'm glad I'm not a USC fan.  Holyfuckingshit hahahahahaha!

No shit. Right now, we can laugh about getting trolled. Their blood pressure is spiking.

#43282

Fuck this, after the last two days of being glued to this board, I think I understand what it feels like to be a meth addict.  And I also feel like I need a decontamination shower from the USAMRID level four facility...  

 

#43288

Trojan tears and Aggie  tears will be great if this all pans out.

but the pantsing of the college football media if this falls through will be a nice consolation prize.

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#43289
3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

There are a lot of gorgeous women in the world. I think I never tire of Kate because she usually looks so happy. It fits with her being our mascot for good things to come. It would be such a pleasure to be the man making her smile like that. Perhaps I am too much of a romantic, but there it is. 

Mascot?

#43290
7 minutes ago, elnimo said:

Trojan tears and Aggie  tears will be great if this all pans out.

but the pantsing of the college football media if this falls through will be a nice consolation prize.

Fuck your consolation prize, I want Bru. 

#43291
2 minutes ago, Digdogger said:

Bru is turning the frogs gay

Chem trails spotted over USC campus.

#43293
4 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Tap the breaks? Too late, this thing is headed right over the ledge.

Don't you mean this thing is headed right over the Kliff.  

#43294
33 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Anyone still want to debate whether a 9.95er's bullshit can influence outcomes of these things? If that Rivals guy report is true and the USC team has descended on Bru's dorm room and trying to talk him out of leaving...how well do you think that would go for us? As opposed to him quietly putting his name in the portal and being done with things?

While I agree in general, I think if nobody says a word and bru requests his name put in the transfer portal, usc sits on it for 47 hours and tells every coach, player, and LA hip hop artist to tell him why he should stay. 

#43296
3 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Fuck train has no brakes, amigo!

We got a saying around here, “ If the brakes don’t stop you something will”.

#43298
11 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Uses Photoshop to mess with helmets and uniforms. Probably wants us to have an orange helmet and capes.

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#43300
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

While I agree in general, I think if nobody says a word and bru requests his name put in the transfer portal, usc sits on it for 47 hours and tells every coach, player, and LA hip hop artist to tell him why he should stay. 

I bet Bru is more of a classical jazz sort of guy.

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