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#44651
51 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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This is brilliant analysis. Texas is starting to recruit athletes that are actually good at football.

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#44653
11 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This is brilliant analysis. Texas is starting to recruit athletes that are actually good at football.

Whould'a thunk that would be a good recipe for winning games? Glad this is a thing now with Texas.

#44654
21 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

How do you pronounce Mater Dei? Now that we have one of their star players, I wanna show proper respect to his folks back home. 

I believe you just need to write "619" below your eyes to do this. 

#44655
21 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

How do you pronounce Mater Dei? Now that we have one of their star players, I wanna show proper respect to his folks back home. 

same as mater dee, like the person who seats you at chili’s.  

#44665
3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jimbo would coach rings around herman if they ever played each other. 

Hmmm

loops 🙂

 

#44666
Jimbo would coach rings around herman if they ever played each other. 
Hmmm

They are really behind their coach.
#44670
12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

They have just been added to the “People To Kill” list at TexAgs. 

#44673



Jimbo would coach rings around herman if they ever played each other. 
Hmmm


It's too bad they've never been on opposite sidelines.
#44674

If Whittington plays at RB, can you recall a class that we signed with more talent at the skill positions? I was trying to think of a class that had more talent at WR, RB, and TE combined and really could not find one. 

In 2005 we signed Charles, Cosby and Finley. That is the closet one I could find. 

 

#44675

They pump up Jimbo's one and only NC like it's fucking pre-ordained to happen again (see: Mack Brown) and using said championship as a yet another dick measure, while completely ignoring the fact that both have the same amount as a coach in any capacity. Fucking knobs. 

#44677
5 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

They pump up Jimbo's one and only NC like it's fucking pre-ordained to happen again (see: Mack Brown) and using said championship as a yet another dick measure, while completely ignoring the fact that both have the same amount as a coach in any capacity. Fucking knobs. 

Chief revisited. Will not end well. As usual.

#44678

I almost feel bad for aggy who thought it smarter to bankroll a head coach with a national championship than a young coach with potential. If Herman fails here, it only proves that he wasn't ready to HC a blue blood. If Jimbo loses, it proves that even a NC coach can't save aggy. 

#44679
32 minutes ago, Eggo said:

I almost feel bad for aggy who thought it smarter to bankroll a head coach with a national championship than a young coach with potential. If Herman fails here, it only proves that he wasn't ready to HC a blue blood. If Jimbo loses, it proves that even a NC coach can't save aggy. 

They need Saban to retire, Auburn to just give up, and LSU to take 4 years off from recruiting. None of these things are likely to happen.

100 Year Decision you stupid sips. 

#44682
17 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

They need Saban to retire, Auburn to just give up, and LSU to take 4 years off from recruiting. None of these things are likely to happen.

100 Year Decision you stupid sips. 

 it’ll be funny if Jimbo leaves for Bama when Sabin finally retires. 

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#44684
4 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

 it’ll be funny if Jimbo leaves for Bama when Sabin finally retires. 

I think Bama is kind of f***ed when Saban retires. A few months ago, I thought Dabo to Bama was automatic, but now I'm not so sure. 

#44685
6 minutes ago, Rhinotx said:

 it’ll be funny if Jimbo leaves for Bama when Sabin finally retires. 

Like Bill said, Dabo to Bama isn't automatic, but it'd be hilarious if he replaced Saban at Bama just as A&M gets Clemson off their OOC schedule. 

#44688
7 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Like Bill said, Dabo to Bama isn't automatic, but it'd be hilarious if he replaced Saban at Bama just as A&M gets Clemson off their OOC schedule. 

If Gene Stallings is still with us when Saban retires, Bama has a shot to land Dabo. Otherwise, it ain't happening. 

I do think the Aggy will be terrible notion is misguided. Those people would push their mother and wives into traffic to win. I think they'll continue to fall, because they're Aggy, but they won't fall on their faces. I think Jimbo/cheating keeps them competitive. Texas needs a West Coast presence. 

#44689
44 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

They need Saban to retire, Auburn to just give up, and LSU to take 4 years off from recruiting. None of these things are likely to happen.

100 Year Decision you stupid sips. 

They need Mississippi State to do something since they've owned aggy lately.

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#44692
4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

 


Bama isn’t going to hire Jimbo fucking Fisher.

 

 

+1 there’s 0% chance that Jimbo becomes the head coach at Bama

#44693
4 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

 

Lol he moved further away from his family, and clearly told his roommate everything based on their twitter back-and-forth. Don't tell easily disproven lies.

#44697
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Look, I love fucking with those nitwits as much as anyone, but how the hell does aggy have three five stars to our one, a higher per player average, and two more signed recruits and still be ranked below us? That seems like some fuzzy math.
#44698
1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think Bama is kind of f***ed when Saban retires. A few months ago, I thought Dabo to Bama was automatic, but now I'm not so sure. 

I'm sure they will find someone who wants to coach the incredible collection of talent he'll leave behind. 

#44699
1 hour ago, Rhinotx said:

 it’ll be funny if Jimbo leaves for Bama when Sabin finally retires. 

Indeed. They wouldn’t have him. “Shoot low sheriff, he’s riding a Shetland!”.

#44700
5 minutes ago, irishtexan said:


Look, I love fucking with those nitwits as much as anyone, but how the hell does aggy have three five stars to our one, a higher per player average, and two more signed recruits and still be ranked below us? That seems like some fuzzy math.

The per player average in that screenshot only averages the number of stars each player has - so a high 4 star counts the same as a low 4 star. The actual class rankings probably take the players' exact rankings into account. So we probably had a lot of high 4 stars.

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