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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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#45152
1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

This shit can't be real. It just can't 

He's trying to make the cat instagram famous. It's all too real.

#45153
8 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

This shit can't be real. It just can't 

Lol look at EJ's Instagram and you'll figure it out

Edited by satyanash

#45162

That’s some hardcore Millennial shit right here. We coincidentally have watched dogs and cats for people so this hits close to home.

 

Tapatalk can kiss my ass right now.

 

#45168
1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

DKR would have had one of the Talbert brothers give him a beatdown outside of a Starbucks. 

DKR was DKR because he NEVER went to a Starbucks.

#45169
1 hour ago, satyanash said:

You're missing out, my man.

 

What in the mother fucking ever loving name of Michael Jack Schmidt is this shit? Jfkc is anything sacred these days?

 

Edited by UcancallmeSurly

#45170
1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Didn't she kill a man in Wolf City, Wyoming?

They're gonna drop Cat Ballou-ou
Through the gallows floor

#45171
6 hours ago, Bigpoppapump said:

That’s some hardcore Millennial shit right here. We coincidentally have watched dogs and cats for people so this hits close to home.

 

Tapatalk can kiss my ass right now.

 

What’s the abbreviation for Millennial?

#45173
8 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

You know what the hardest part is about hiring a cat sitter? 

 

Having to tell your parents your gay. 

#45174

Jeebus. If your cat can't survive on its own on a healthy diet of rodents and snake eggs, what the fuck do you have it for? I would brag about how my cat could kick EJ's ass, but evidently that bar is so low as to be meaningless.

#45180
Just now, Fondren & Main said:

He is something else isn't he?  He is SMU personified.  

I know plenty of smu grads.  None dress like that jerk off.  

#45182
1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

I know plenty of smu grads.  None dress like that jerk off.  

Yeah, but you're old.  I'm 31 and I see these jerkoffs all the time in DFW.

#45187

I don't know much about this guy, but I've gathered that he wants everyone to know that he drinks coffee milkshakes every day. Why is that?

Never mind, I don't fucking care. 

#45188
Do we need a Faggotry thread?
or can we get back on track?

Any minute now Blacklab will show up and say that any mention of EJ, coffee, cats, or LA area airports is going to result in some time off
#45189
9 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

What in the mother fucking ever loving name of Michael Jack Schmidt is this shit? Jfkc is anything sacred these days

certainly not the english language

#45191
1 hour ago, 4th and 5 said:

Do we need a Faggotry thread?

or can we get back on track?

agree... there was a story I heard one time about a guy name Chris, his mother and a limo...

#45193

I'm just worried at how easily y'all are letting EJ "futureman" troll you.

He's just cane-pole flippin' your asses into the boat on the weekly. 

 

Anyway, good picture of Bru and Casey. Glad Casey came back. 

Edited by UncleBuck

#45194

Not sure how much our Texas Recruiting Dept would ever share, but stumbled on this interesting article about recruiting boards.....

"How your college football team builds its recruiting board before Signing Day"

https://www.sbnation.com/college-football-recruiting/2017/1/30/14421904/college-football-coaches-scouting-ranking-recruits-players

 

 

Edited by LTtxfan

#45195

If Casey can be patient he's in a good spot. Sit, learn, work for two more years, win the job and be the man as an experienced RS Junior. Get two years as QB1, win the conference, hopefully compete for a NC. Be awesome.

#45196
21 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Lol @ "back on track"

track? I thought this was the football recruiting thread

Edited by Soldierhorn

#45198
42 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

I don't know much about this guy, but I've gathered that he wants everyone to know that he drinks coffee milkshakes every day. Why is that?

Never mind, I don't fucking care. 

Because that one guy on here has to stick his dick in one. 

#45199
11 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Didn't she kill a man in Wolf City, Wyoming?

She's mean and evil through and through ...

 

Lee Marvin won his only Academy Award for portraying "Kid Shellenne."

 

 

#45200
3 minutes ago, Speedway said:

She's mean and evil through and through ...

 

Lee Marvin won his only Academy Award for portraying "Kid Shellenne."

 

 

Nat King Cole was awesome though. I think he was dying of cancer as the movie was made.

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