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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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#9002
30 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It’s almost uncanny but I’ll be in Europe for almost these exact days. It’s a real shame that you hillbillies will have be here sorting EJ’s frappuccino choices and Bryan Carrington’s 🤫 counts without me. 

That, gentlemen, is a proper humblebrag.

#9007
Just now, Mitch Hedberg said:

For the love of everything holy will someone please commit! 

I think we've collectively agreed to break the thread for the day. Card and Wiley will naturally sort it back out tomorrow and Saturday.

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#9009
They don't have the internets in Europe?


I just returned from a trip to the Amalfi Coast and Lake Como and I can confirm the ability to view and post on this thread from Europe. Also didn’t see any fat little American kids, with or without big vocabularies.
#9010
2 minutes ago, Mitch Hedberg said:

For the love of everything holy will someone please commit! 

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#9011
Just now, bigup2dahorns said:

 


I just returned from a trip to the Amalfi Coast and Lake Como and I can confirm the ability to view and post on this thread from Europe. Also didn’t see any fat little American kids, with or without big vocabularies.

 

I see your humblebrag and I raise you 100 lira.

Edited by Scholz

#9013
43 minutes ago, futureman said:

european wife?  nicely done.  I love accents. 

They don't always have an accent. Mine was born in Switzerland and lived in Holland until she was 18. Speaks American.

#9014
4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I see your humblebrag and I raise you 100 lira.

In a cab in Queens right now getting a lecture on Bitcoin from a driver from Derka Derka-stan. Top that.

#9016

The actors that play Brutus and Caesar are both in a new show together on AMC called The Terror. Kind of weird to see them 13 years later in new roles. 

Please someone commit. 

#9017
19 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I visited your birthplace yesterday, well actually I was in your mom.

That was a pretty good burn. I like it.

#9018
For the love of everything holy will someone please commit! 
I commit to browse and post in this thread much less until closer to fall practice..
#9019
12 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 


I just returned from a trip to the Amalfi Coast and Lake Como and I can confirm the ability to view and post on this thread from Europe. Also didn’t see any fat little American kids, with or without big vocabularies.

 

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Had reception in Cinque Terra and Castelrotto and Montalcino so no problems in northern and central Italy. Can't answer for Sicily and the southern coast.

 

#9020
55 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

This thread sucks again.  

 

On the other hand, our quest for 1,000 pages is going swimmingly. It's the little things in life, you know?

Edited by Hornius Emeritus

#9021
Just now, Bevo said:

 

I went cell phone-less last time I was in Italy. It was really good for my mental health until about three seconds after I got home and got back online.

#9022
They don't always have an accent. Mine was born in Switzerland and lived in Holland until she was 18. Speaks American.
I've found some Scandinavians can mimick an American accent pretty well. Not Texan or anything, but they can sound Canadian or Minnersoterite convincingly..
#9023

For the love of God, I just want to go on vacation at some point before I die, and run into Mike Leach so my life can be considered complete.

#9024
31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I think we've collectively agreed to break the thread for the day. Card and Wiley will naturally sort it back out tomorrow and Saturday.

Can’t talk about card on this thread, yo. 

#9025
14 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I went cell phone-less last time I was in Italy. It was really good for my mental health until about three seconds after I got home and got back online.

I was driving. Could not do without Siri telling me to take the third exit on the roundabout. Doing it with a map would have been a nightmare.

#9026
47 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

They don't always have an accent. Mine was born in Switzerland and lived in Holland until she was 18. Speaks American.

Sadly, this is what I deal with too. She sounds American until she starts drinking with family over there. That’s about my only complaint. I’m very pleased with myself to have sent this thread careening sideways towards cliff for the day, too. What else are we supposed to do?

#9027
1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

Sadly, this is what I deal with too. She sounds American until she starts drinking with family over there. That’s about my only complaint. I’m very pleased with myself to have sent this thread careening sideways towards cliff for the day, too. What else are we supposed to do?

Arent we supppsed to be drinking for this?

#9028
2 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Arent we supppsed to be drinking for this?

I see you already took the lead on that one

#9029

Is all this code for a new Mensa plan to recruit the best European athletes? We were just starting to zero in on Australians and Polynesians.  

#9032
51 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What else are we supposed to do?

Pics of your drunk, European trophy wife would take us off on another tangent.

#9033
22 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

Pics of your drunk, European trophy wife would take us off on another tangent.

She's a mail-order bride

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#9035
11 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

She's a mail order bride

Can I do a subscription for $9.95?

#9036
2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I will unapologetically have 4 American children with me everywhere, sir. And my wife is from there so we’re not going to be in the big cities constantly. I’ll PM you all of pics of our various travels. You’ll love it. 

Especially post pictures of your wife if you would be so kind ... I’m asking for a friend of course.

#9038

4 Georgia picks for Rian Davis since yesterday, anybody have an intel on this? 

And sorry for derailing this thread.

#9039
2 minutes ago, T-dog said:

4 Georgia picks for Rian Davis since yesterday, anybody have an intel on this? 

And sorry for derailing this thread.

Looks like he visited recently

 

#9040
2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

The actors that play Brutus and Caesar are both in a new show together on AMC called The Terror. Kind of weird to see them 13 years later in new roles. 

Please someone commit. 

They were both also in GOT

#9042
1 minute ago, Angry Gorilla said:

They were both also in GOT

There are like ten British character actors that just cycle around Hollywood. A friend and I literally text each other screenshots of Tobias Menzies every time he pops up as "squirrely low-grade villain" because he plays that in fucking everything. We're very cool.

#9043
2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

In a cab in Queens right now getting a lecture on Bitcoin from a driver from Derka Derka-stan. Top that.

I mean.  How?

#9044
1 hour ago, Bevo said:

I was driving. Could not do without Siri telling me to take the third exit on the roundabout. Doing it with a map would have been a nightmare.

that’s called a “left”.  

#9045
12 minutes ago, T-dog said:

4 Georgia picks for Rian Davis since yesterday, anybody have an intel on this? 

And sorry for derailing this thread.

Not gruntling.  Please resume travel humblebrags.

#9046
1 hour ago, Bevo said:

I was driving. Could not do without Siri telling me to take the third exit on the roundabout. Doing it with a map would have been a nightmare.

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#9047
38 minutes ago, T-dog said:

4 Georgia picks for Rian Davis since yesterday, anybody have an intel on this? 

And sorry for derailing this thread.

Carrington put in a good word yesterday 

#9049
29 minutes ago, South Austin said:

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I'd like to see Clark do that in a 5-berth Mercedes motorhome. In 2001, I drove one of those land yachts 2,400 miles across both islands of New Zealand. The hundreds of wrong-way roundabouts encountered along the way were pretty counterintuitive, but I managed to avoid swapping paint with any Kiwis. Sorry for not bringing back any rugby stars who yearned to play American football.   

#9050
46 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Looks like he visited recently

 

Might explain Bryan Carrington's tweet where BC indicated his location was Athens, GA. 

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