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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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He may not have been drafted, but we do have Super Bowl Champion Marcus Johnson to our credit.

4 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Anyone know whether they produce draft picks?

They're going to sell the Michael Thomas angle with Garrett Wilson.  We have nobody to match that amongst the receiver alumni group.

45 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Actually satyanash was his original handle. Allegedly, he forgot his password after he changed computers and thus became sarvanaash. Subsequently after the demise of the Shag, satyanash was born anew on the Surly. But he is still the same glass half empty fellow that he always is - except when it comes to Roger Federer.

I like Sarv/Sat on the board. His pessimism does tend to make things a bit more interesting. Although instead of forgetting a password, I seem to remember Satyanash getting in trouble with the locals for a particularly bad post and getting run off the board at one point.... 

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2 hours ago, satyanash said:

Read the practice reports. Our offense so far has struggled after struggling all last year. Why would tOSU need to put anything in his head when he can see for himself?

I choose to believe that our defense kicks so much ass, that it would make the Patriots offense look silly.  One might go so far as to give our badass defense a name of it’s own.  

1 hour ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

They may not produce numbers, but they produce draft picks...

2017: Curtis Samuel and Noah Brown

2016: Michael Thomas and Braxton Miller

2015: Devin Smith

 

Which of those can Herman claim coaching and/or recruiting?

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Per TFLoss, Brainiacs are saying Watson's mom prefers UT over ND and his dad says Texas is out-recruiting ND.

Also, Super K is now saying things are happening with RB Trey Sanders.

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14 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Per TFLoss, Brainiacs are saying Watson's mom prefers UT over ND and his dad says Texas is out-recruiting ND.

Also, Super K is now saying things are happening with RB Trey Sanders.

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Herman is relentless. Just imagine how he’s going to use the south end zone project for recruiting. I believe we will be getting an indoor facility too.  

32 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Per TFLoss, Brainiacs are saying Watson's mom prefers UT over ND and his dad says Texas is out-recruiting ND.

Also, Super K is now saying things are happening with RB Trey Sanders.

Appears Simmons wasn't full of shit after all. 

45 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Per TFLoss, Brainiacs are saying Watson's mom prefers UT over ND and his dad says Texas is out-recruiting ND.

Also, Super K is now saying things are happening with RB Trey Sanders.

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55 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Per TFLoss, Brainiacs are saying Watson's mom prefers UT over ND and his dad says Texas is out-recruiting ND.

Also, Super K is now saying things are happening with RB Trey Sanders.

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6 minutes ago, Street2Peschel said:

Would you trade a Sanders/Cain combo for Evans?  

I think so. This offense needs help in all forms ASAP.

5 minutes ago, Street2Peschel said:

Would you trade a Sanders/Cain combo for Evans?  

While I understand Evans is an elite running back recruit, I'd probably go Sanders and Cain. I think Sanders is a 95% version of Evans, and Cain is an RB1 take in his own right, and the two compliment each other well. Additionally, you get them into your program a year earlier. 

Either would be great scenarios for us though. 

22 minutes ago, Street2Peschel said:

Would you trade a Sanders/Cain combo for Evans?  

From everything that has been reported, Zach Evans isn't going to be turned off by a Sanders/Cain combo. He's interested in being coached by Stan Drayton because he wants to be like Ezekiel Elliott.

https://247sports.com/college/texas/Bolt/Ezekiel-Elliott-on-new-Texas-RB-coach-Stan-Drayton-50276912

Herman is so thorough during recruiting visits that he had his receivers drop passes while Wilson was watching. Mensa.

another data point on Wilson, LT's new OC is Will Stein, former Offensive Analyst from UT. He is currently installing his offense at LT and it bears a striking resemblance to Herman's...

Trey Sanders is rocking #6. Don’t usually see a running back sporting it and for obvious reasons, would love him to sport #6 in burnt orange.

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1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I'd calm down on the Wilson to tOSU stuff. It's not coming from Wilson's camp. 

It's coming from Urban Meyer's cardiologist. Incentive based reimbursement model.

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I'd calm down on the Wilson to tOSU stuff. It's not coming from Wilson's camp. 

Username checks out.

54 minutes ago, Fud said:

While I understand Evans is an elite running back recruit, I'd probably go Sanders and Cain. I think Sanders is a 95% version of Evans, and Cain is an RB1 take in his own right, and the two compliment each other well. Additionally, you get them into your program a year earlier. 

Either would be great scenarios for us though. 

Why not all three?

So by the end of April we should have at least 2 more commits?

28 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Wiltfong did CB Chris Steele to USC. That's one I'd worry about. 

Wiltfong doesn't have a pick in for Chris Steele.

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Wiltfong doesn't have a pick in for Chris Steele.

Per TFloss, he does 

16 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Wiltfong doesn't have a pick in for Chris Steele.

He put in a USC pick today.

Well, fuck, my bad.  I was looking at Steele's 247 page.  Guess it hasn't been added to it yet.

2 hours ago, Street2Peschel said:

Would you trade a Sanders/Cain combo for Evans?  

it really doesn’t matter at this point.  if sanders and cain wanted to commit you’d have to have down’s syndrome to say no.  evans is a year away. 

2 hours ago, Street2Peschel said:

Would you trade a Sanders/Cain combo for Evans?  

Did you learn nothing from Mack doing that shit?

3 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

2 birds in the hand >

2 birds in the hand < the hand I had in your mom's bush last night. 

Just now, BigBenBamboozle said:

Your mom’s bush > 2 birds in the hand

+rep. You beat me to it.

another data point on Wilson, LT's new OC is Will Stein, former Offensive Analyst from UT. He is currently installing his offense at LT and it bears a striking resemblance to Herman's...



That will be a solid offense with Hudson Card.
6 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

 


That will be a solid offense with Hudson Card.

Perfect for when he steps into the starting role at Texas in 2020 /longhorn94

1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Perfect for when he steps into the starting role at Texas in 2020 /longhorn94

ha! beat me to it!

11 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Perfect for when he steps into the starting role at Texas in 2020 /longhorn94

To be fair, 94 hasn't said that Card is going to be a QB worthy of a Texas offer. He's simply said that Card is obviously the best athlete of this, or any, generation. 

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

To be fair, 94 hasn't said that Card is going to be a QB worthy of a Texas offer. He's simply said that Card is obviously the best athlete of this, or any, generation. 

that made me laugh... well done, sir. well done.

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To be fair, 94 hasn't said that Card is going to be a QB worthy of a Texas offer. He's simply said that Card is obviously the best athlete of this, or any, generation. 



Ha.

Honestly - I’ve only seen him throw on an end around. He was off target, but WL had some outstanding DEs in his face.

I’ll be interested to see how he does this year at QB.

The kid has some wheels.

For the 2020 thread, but Card played darned well against a good, veteran Allen defense. Especially considering the fact that he pressed into emergency duty, and didn't get many reps at QB in the week leading up to the state title game. 

It's early, but I think the 2019 QBs are better than 2020 class. Roschon is a special talent. Gunnell can play. McIvor and Zeno are good enough to be QB1 in Texas' 2019 class. If either were willing to be the second QB in the class, Texas should jump all over that and just take one QB in 2020. 

For the Candi getting busted thread, but I have no idea why Jimbo isn't recruiting Zeno and McIvor.

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