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3 hours ago, Huckleberry said:
4 hours ago, Bateshorn said:
Yeah, I’m the problem here.  

Well considering your argument is essentially that East Berlin wasn't in the same area of Germany as West Berlin, yeah, you're a big part of it.

 

You know who I always wanted to nail? Katarina Witt.  She looked like one of those East Germans who would be freak nasty in bed.

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    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

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    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
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    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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12 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

You know who I always wanted to nail? Katarina Witt.  She looked like one of those East Germans who would be freak nasty in bed.

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3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I spy a Carrington  "sshh" emoji in the background  between them.  

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He's like oppo Gentry.

"Is everything sad coming untrue?"--Samwise Gamgee

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

He's like oppo Gentry.

"Is everything sad coming untrue?"--Samwise Gamgee

Gentry? Out of all of the comparisons you go gentry?? Holy swoopes there it is. (Sounds more aggressive then intended)

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Just now, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Gentry? Out of all of the comparisons you go gentry?? Holy swoopes there it is. (Sounds more aggressive then intended)

We recruited Gentry as QB but he flipped to Michigan where he plays TE. It's the right comparison to your post.

1 hour ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Your Mom had to shut it down after 10 goes.. left 15 of us hangin

Holy shit this is terrible. I’m not offended because you mentioned my mother. I’m offended as someone that thinks punchlines have to have set ups. 

16 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

he flipped to Michigan

it's a long way from NM to MI

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Gentry went to my high school. I was sad when it didn't work simply because of the Eldorado ties. But with the luck we had at qb, he was destined to not succeed. 

 

5 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

Gentry went to my high school. I was sad when it didn't work simply because of the Eldorado ties. But with the luck we had at qb, he was destined to not succeed. 

 

I'm pretty sure Shawn Watson would've turned him into an All American QB and first round draft pick. Bad career decision on his part. 

9 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

IF ANYONE ON THIS BOARD KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT PART OF BALTIMORE I'M FROM, THEY'D KNOW WHY I TYPE IN CAPS.

You're from the capital city of Maryland?

15 minutes ago, pigmeat markham said:

You're from the capital city of Maryland?

Annapolis is just outside of DC...

I have cousins there and watched one catch crabs with chicken necks on a string.

#sad

2 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Annapolis is just outside of DC...

I have cousins there and watched one catch crabs with chicken necks on a string.

#sad

Yeah, I was aware, been there on multiple occasions.  Just couldn't work my little "capital city" joke into it. Knew it was such a knee slapper.

[  ] God the last few pages of this thread are such a beating

[  ] PM me when we have a commitment

[  ] You guys, this shit isn't funny

[  ] Fuck you you fucking pussy cunt

[  ] What does ___ stand for?

16 hours ago, Newy25 said:

C- at best. 

Would not. 

 

15 hours ago, futureman said:

I’d probably fuck her with the lights off after a few beers, but not before.  

Y'all both liars.

On 9/19/2018 at 4:52 PM, closetojumping said:

I'm interested to see if they are attempting to redshirt Okafor in order to pick up some separation between some guys. I don't think he's played so far this year, and he was obviously expected to do so

you are right per Joe Cook's participation tracker, Okafor is a DNP for the first 3 games

other non-freshmen who have 3 DNPs: John Burt, Shane Buchele, Toneil Carter, Josh Rowland

 

Herman has repeatedly bemoaned Okafor's lack of a redshirt as a true freshman.  It wouldn't surprise me.

Frankly, shirting Okafor, Burt, Chisholm, Roach, and Shackelford would pay huge dividends next year.

5 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Annapolis is just outside of DC...

I have cousins there and watched one catch crabs with chicken necks on a string.

#sad

It's crazy because we do that here in TX, too. 

 

WE'RE ALL THE SAME AREA

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12 hours ago, CowtownHorn said:

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Coincidence we have had two gifs from The Wire while discussing the geography of the greater Baltimore area? I think not.   

Need to start two new boards.   One for "geography" for those who can't define an area and one for "bitch slapping" for the tough typing macho men.

Keep this board to recruiting!!!

9 minutes ago, Jester’s Inn said:

Keep this board to recruiting!!!

What areas, though?

9 minutes ago, Jester’s Inn said:

Need to start two new boards.   One for "geography" for those who can't define an area and one for "bitch slapping" for the tough typing macho men.

Keep this board to recruiting!!!

And a third board for nude pics of your mom. 

12 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

What areas, though?

I'll cut you you fucking son of a Baltimore bitch.

20 minutes ago, Jester’s Inn said:

Need to start two new boards.   One for "geography" for those who can't define an area and one for "bitch slapping" for the tough typing macho men.

Keep this board to recruiting!!!

Ol' thread dad is here to clean this place up!

People used to bitch about Blacklab being such a hardass on the recruiting threads but I think it's pretty obvious why he did it.

So to sum up the last 5 pages: Nothing has really changed from a recruiting standpoint since the USC win except Brown committing, and Baltimore sucks

Just now, GOAT said:

So to sum up the last 5 pages: Nothing has really changed from a recruiting standpoint since the USC win except Brown committing, and Baltimore sucks

We got another silent too, who is probably Owens. Also @Elmer_Fudd discovered the coolest edit easter egg we've ever seen.

TFB Open Post: https://texas.thefootballbrainiacs.com/2018/09/open-post-weekend-september-21st-23rd/

***Checked in with 2019 DL, Rodas Johnson (Columbus, OH). Johnson, as you’ll recall is a 4-star defensive lineman who took an unofficial visit to Texas this past weekend while he was in the area visiting family. He’s originally from TX but moved to Ohio when he was around 10 years old.

Johnson said he is planning an official visit for the end of the season. So, he’s still in the mix but said he will, “have more details around that time”.

***I know some of you have ask me to check on some new 2019 offensive linemen names. I did just that and was told that the staff is going to wait till the coaches can get more senior film on some guys to do additional evaluation. In other words, it doesn’t sound like they’ve got any super solid targets at the moment. Fortunately, they have two talented guys in the fold.

***On that note, I’m told that despite Javonne Shepherd no longer being on his high school team (though I suspect it will get remedied), Texas doesn’t have any intentions of dropping him. Don’t sense they have that luxury right now, anyway.

***I’m set to speak with Texas WR target, Elijah Higgins this week. I can tell you that Texas is very much back in this one.

***Interesting note here, I was told that LSU LB commit (and the best LB I’ve seen in this class), Marcel Brooks had actually wanted to make it down last weekend for the USC game. Like Lewis Cine and Dwight McGlothern though, he wasn’t able to secure a ride down to Austin. But I found it interesting that he still has his eye on Texas.

***Texas has offered 2020 local defensive lineman, Princely Umanmielen (Manor).

Princely has been on campus, multiple times. I will say that offering him now was becoming more and more necessary as the Sooners have been surging in this one.

Two New Visitors for Texas-TCU
– Andrew King

– One Texas commit that didn’t make it to Austin last weekend was Port Neches-Groves (TX) QB Roschon Johnson due to a game on Saturday. Good news is that he’ll be in Austin this weekend.

– Even better news for Texas is that his teammate, 2020 OT Jaylen Garth will join him on the trip. Garth is a top OT target for Texas in the 2020 class and schools like Ohio State, Alabama, and Texas A&M are all in constant contact with him. Texas is in a good spot for him right now. Having Johnson committed only helps their cause, as the two are very close.

1 minute ago, GOAT said:

So to sum up the last 5 pages: Nothing has really changed from a recruiting standpoint since the USC win except Brown committing, and Baltimore sucks

It mostly locked in the current and likely commits, aside from Shepherd who's in his own category. A loss could have meant that some guys started to waiver in their commitment, especially without a win against TCU or OU to make up for it. 

Made a big impression on 2 Mizzou guys too: M.Cooper and M.Washington.

Just now, Fud said:

It mostly locked in the current and likely commits, aside from Shepherd who's in his own category. A loss could have meant that some guys started to waiver in their commitment, especially without a win against TCU or OU to make up for it. 

I'd say it also helped us get a real foot in the door with some players, such as Bru and Sanders (unlikely as they may be), and made a huge positive impact for our Pacific and Mountain time zone recruiting effforts.

"Interesting note here, I was told that LSU LB commit (and the best LB I’ve seen in this class), Marcel Brooks had actually wanted to make it down last weekend for the USC game."

Aka the staff responded with the link to the public tickets page and gave the APD a heads up.

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

I'd say it also helped us get a real foot in the door with some players, such as Bru and Sanders (unlikely as they may be), and made a huge positive impact for our Pacific and Mountain time zone recruiting effforts.

It's a required step for guys like Bru and Sanders and some other potential elites down the road, but we probably need to also at least beat one of TCU or OU to really move the needle; otherwise, it's probably not enough at the end of the day 

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I'd say it also helped us get a real foot in the door with some players, such as Bru and Sanders (unlikely as they may be), and made a huge positive impact for our Pacific and Mountain time zone recruiting effforts.

Seems like it helped with a lot of 2020 guys like Broughton, Dorbah, Jaylon Jones, Logan Parr, and maybe a couple others 

 

24 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'll cut you you fucking son of a Baltimore bitch.

I've spent a total of maybe two hours of my life in Baltimore. Airport and a Cracker Barrel. Both poor decisions. 

 

Anyway, back on track: Good to hear Texas may be back in the running for Higgins. 

19 minutes ago, GOAT said:

So to sum up the last 5 pages: Nothing has really changed from a recruiting standpoint since the USC win except Brown committing, and Baltimore sucks

So does DC.  It’s like they are the same place. 

34 minutes ago, Machinator said:

TFB Open Post: https://texas.thefootballbrainiacs.com/2018/09/open-post-weekend-september-21st-23rd/

 

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***Checked in with 2019 DL, Rodas Johnson (Columbus, OH). Johnson, as you’ll recall is a 4-star defensive lineman who took an unofficial visit to Texas this past weekend while he was in the area visiting family. He’s originally from TX but moved to Ohio when he was around 10 years old.

Johnson said he is planning an official visit for the end of the season. So, he’s still in the mix but said he will, “have more details around that time”.

***I know some of you have ask me to check on some new 2019 offensive linemen names. I did just that and was told that the staff is going to wait till the coaches can get more senior film on some guys to do additional evaluation. In other words, it doesn’t sound like they’ve got any super solid targets at the moment. Fortunately, they have two talented guys in the fold.

***On that note, I’m told that despite Javonne Shepherd no longer being on his high school team (though I suspect it will get remedied), Texas doesn’t have any intentions of dropping him. Don’t sense they have that luxury right now, anyway.

***I’m set to speak with Texas WR target, Elijah Higgins this week. I can tell you that Texas is very much back in this one.

***Interesting note here, I was told that LSU LB commit (and the best LB I’ve seen in this class), Marcel Brooks had actually wanted to make it down last weekend for the USC game. Like Lewis Cine and Dwight McGlothern though, he wasn’t able to secure a ride down to Austin. But I found it interesting that he still has his eye on Texas.

***Texas has offered 2020 local defensive lineman, Princely Umanmielen (Manor).

Princely has been on campus, multiple times. I will say that offering him now was becoming more and more necessary as the Sooners have been surging in this one.

Two New Visitors for Texas-TCU
– Andrew King

– One Texas commit that didn’t make it to Austin last weekend was Port Neches-Groves (TX) QB Roschon Johnson due to a game on Saturday. Good news is that he’ll be in Austin this weekend.

– Even better news for Texas is that his teammate, 2020 OT Jaylen Garth will join him on the trip. Garth is a top OT target for Texas in the 2020 class and schools like Ohio State, Alabama, and Texas A&M are all in constant contact with him. Texas is in a good spot for him right now. Having Johnson committed only helps their cause, as the two are very close.

 

The Brooks stuff is such fucking trash. They have to know that when they write it out, too. I like the TFB guys well enough, I guess, but reporting on shit like that gives evidence that they're not demonstrably different from being clickpumpers just like the rest of the $9.95ers. Or shills for street agents.

Brooks can "have his eye on Texas" all he wants, but that car ride is going to continue to be oh-so-close without actually happening, dadgummit. I just hope he doesn't decide to carjack someone, rape the victim, and then show up on campus asking "where the party at?" any time before he gets a chance to do that in Baton Rouge.

7 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The Brooks stuff is such fucking trash. They have to know that when they write it out, too. I like the TFB guys well enough, I guess, but reporting on shit like that gives evidence that they're not demonstrably different from being clickpumpers just like the rest of the $9.95ers. Or shills for street agents.

Brooks can "have his eye on Texas" all he wants, but that car ride is going to continue to be oh-so-close without actually happening, dadgummit. I just hope he doesn't decide to carjack someone, rape the victim, and then show up on campus asking "where the party at?" any time before he gets a chance to do that in Baton Rouge.

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5 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

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That girl is 20 red flags rolled into one and I still would without a second thought.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

That girl is 20 red flags rolled into one and I still would without a second thought.

She's the busty, drunk, cajun version of the daughter from Roseanne.

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3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

She's the busty, drunk, cajun version of the daughter from Roseanne.

You had me at busty drunk.

3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

She's the busty, drunk, cajun version of the daughter from Roseanne.

You post anime gifs and watch Roseanne? You have to be the narrowest of demographic overlaps.

Just now, texifornia said:

You post anime gifs and watch Roseanne? You have to be the narrowest of demographic overlaps.

You have no idea.

21 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The Brooks stuff is such fucking trash. They have to know that when they write it out, too. I like the TFB guys well enough, I guess, but reporting on shit like that gives evidence that they're not demonstrably different from being clickpumpers just like the rest of the $9.95ers. Or shills for street agents.

Brooks can "have his eye on Texas" all he wants, but that car ride is going to continue to be oh-so-close without actually happening, dadgummit. I just hope he doesn't decide to carjack someone, rape the victim, and then show up on campus asking "where the party at?" any time before he gets a chance to do that in Baton Rouge.

nothing to add but the already enjoyable ctj is so much more entertaining after meeting him and SC (and their crew) at my tailgate... 

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That girl is 20 red flags rolled into one and I still would without a second thought.

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8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That girl is 20 red flags rolled into one and I still would without a second thought.

I'm so glad to see that again. That woman fascinates, scares, and arouses me in so many ways.  If I were age appropriate, I'd volunteer for the adventure and stay with it as long as I could.

4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I'm so glad to see that again. That woman fascinates, scares, and arouses me in so many ways.  If I were age appropriate, I'd volunteer for the adventure and stay with it as long as I could.

Seems like an appropriate song

 

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