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    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

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    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

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    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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What was it Theo Wease tweeted out recently?  Something about OU is going to destroy Texas and rule the Big 12.

What was it Theo Wease tweeted out recently?  Something about OU is going to destroy Texas and rule the Big 12.

Should we Tweet him?
14 minutes ago, MinnesotaHorn said:

Consult the decision matrix.

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Now I know kung fu. But I still dont know whether or not to tweet at recruits. 

Edited by Katfid54

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Where has Looch been lately?  That dude was tweeting like crazy about Texas after the Maryland loss and was all giddy on texags.  Haven't seen a peep since the win streak.

I'm guessing his move has been to avoid addressing Texas at all and instead to focus on their tough SEC victories to start the season. 

4 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

Use your brain. I'm not going to break it down for you.

Bruh

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Where has Looch been lately?  That dude was tweeting like crazy about Texas after the Maryland loss and was all giddy on texags.  Haven't seen a peep since the win streak.

 

 

55 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Now I know kung fu. But I still dont know whether or not to tweet at recruits. 

You shouldn't tweet at recruits. You don't want to be left out, because errbody was kung fu fighting and you were tweeting recruits.

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

You shouldn't tweet at recruits. You don't want to be left out, because errbody was kung fu fighting and you were tweeting recruits.

Correct but you do try to hack their accounts to read their dm's or send false tweets on where they will be some weekend. That is all highly suggested and appreciated. 

46 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Correct but you do try to hack their accounts to read their dm's or send false tweets on where they will be some weekend. That is all highly suggested and appreciated. 

Good luck with me hacking an account. 

Half the time I can't sign in to my own dam accounts.

4 minutes ago, Laga4 said:

Good luck with me hacking an account. 

Half the time I can't sign in to my own dam accounts.

Shouldn't be hard.  Their nickname that they go by, plus their school number, combined with a few !!!...bam password!

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

You shouldn't tweet at recruits. You don't want to be left out, because errbody was kung fu fighting and you were tweeting recruits.

Agree.... Don't Tweet at Recruits

Matrix  plus  errbody was kung fu fighting equals....

 

 

Edited by LTtxfan

I'm guessing his move has been to avoid addressing Texas at all and instead to focus on their tough SEC victories to start the season. 
Wrong, Looch dedicated nearly an entire radio show explaining how the teams we beat (up until blowU) were trash and how great Kentucky is. I didn't listen to the entire thing, but brave souls who did said he spent more time talking about Texas than aggy..
Shouldn't be hard. 

That’s not what your mom experienced from me. Right now. I’m fucking your mom right now
17 minutes ago, irishtexan said:


That’s not what your mom experienced from me. Right now. I’m fucking your mom right now

Oh it was you who she was talking about when she mentioned the Irish curse.

On 10/9/2018 at 8:03 PM, Carl Winslow said:

I'm from WF, and he's not a take. He takes plays off, and his competition outside of Rider and WF hs is not good. I honestly have no idea how or why he was offered a scholly from FSU, but Jimbo gonna Jimbo. Their RB who's committed to TCU is an absolute stud, though.

19 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I'm from WF, and he's not a take. He takes plays off, and his competition outside of Rider and WF hs is not good. I honestly have no idea how or why he was offered a scholly from FSU, but Jimbo gonna Jimbo. Their RB who's committed to TCU is an absolute stud, though.

LOL at recruiting sometimes.

This kid has 26 “offers” from UF, FSU, SC, UNC, VT, MD, WVU, TN, UGA, GT, Bama, Aub, Ole Miss, LSU, UH, Baylor, Mizzou, ISU, Minn, Wisc, ND, tOSU, Penn St, Colorado, USC, Oregon...

but is currently listed as “cold” on everybody meaning most of the offers aren’t worth a shit.  I’d be shocked if even 6 are currently one he could commit to.

Not not trying to poke fun at this kid (haven’t seen film or anything on him until today that I can recall) just commenting on the weirdness or the recruiting world.

Sheppard is supposedly visiting Ohio State this weekend according to one of their mods

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

Sheppard is supposedly visiting Ohio State this weekend according to one of their mods

Whether true or not, Urban & tOSU seem to have a vendetta towards Hermanator..... when the two meet in a football game in the future, It may be quite an epic contest.....

 

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7 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

LOL at recruiting sometimes.

This kid has 26 “offers” from UF, FSU, SC, UNC, VT, MD, WVU, TN, UGA, GT, Bama, Aub, Ole Miss, LSU, UH, Baylor, Mizzou, ISU, Minn, Wisc, ND, tOSU, Penn St, Colorado, USC, Oregon...

but is currently listed as “cold” on everybody meaning most of the offers aren’t worth a shit.  I’d be shocked if even 6 are currently one he could commit to.

Not not trying to poke fun at this kid (haven’t seen film or anything on him until today that I can recall) just commenting on the weirdness or the recruiting world.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I highly doubt 95% of those "offers" are even committable. He's not a very good player for his size against the likes of City View and Iowa Park (2 small schools I saw him play against, and Rider and WF hs just made him look pedestrian) Rider has good players. I questioned when he committed to FSU, and then mysteriously dexommitted. I think it had to do with them saying he was being looked at, and committed, and they had to break it down that it wasn't a committable offer. I bet he ends up at either Tech or a low FBS school. 

5 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Whether true or not, Urban & tOSU seem to have a vendetta towards Hermanator..... when the two meet in a football game in the future, It may be quite an epic contest.....

 

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Meyer will have a mysterious "heart attack" before then.

7 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Whether true or not, Urban & tOSU seem to have a vendetta towards Hermanator..... when the two meet in a football game in the future, It may be quite an epic contest.....giphy.gif

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19 hours ago, TexasToast said:

Clean up on aisle  440 ladies restroom please.

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16 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Where has Looch been lately?  That dude was tweeting like crazy about Texas after the Maryland loss and was all giddy on texags.  Haven't seen a peep since the win streak.

I hear he's been out hunting billy goats so he can find his next chin pube implant.  

15 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

 

That Luigi vid is just waiting to be shopped with some dicks.

Edited by ForeverYoung10

guessing this is the other TCU commit people have been referencing 

It's going to be interesting to see how WR finishes if a bunch of these guys want on board.  Bru has a spot no matter what and Washington will commit soon.  Would we take another?  Could Whittington switch to defense?  Would Houston stay committed with other WR's on board?

11 minutes ago, ForeverYoung10 said:

That Luigi vid is just waiting to be shopped with some dicks.

There are already two dicks in the video. How many more does it need?

7 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

There are already two dicks in the video. How many more does it need?

I count 4, assuming those dicks have dicks..

7 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

I count 4, assuming those dicks have dicks..

Seems like a big assumption.

16 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

guessing this is the other TCU commit people have been referencing 

This is specifically who I was referencing. 

Now that the news is out, a couple of other thoughts to add here:

1) His cousin is the QB at Melissa and he's a 2020 guy. He could be QB2 in the 2020 class for Texas. He's good, he'd be developmental, and he's a practical choice.

2) They'd take Lewis, Washington and Powell, still. Powell could play multiple positions, so he's not necessarily a WR. 

3) None of this would impact the recruitment or offer to Bru McCoy.

4) If Texas keeps winning, there could be some last minute feeding frenzy issues that impact numbers, so some of the WR calculations are probably fungible. 

Should be interesting to watch. 

Lewis has a brother who is currently a highly rated 2020 prospect, right?

Okay, so he's a cousin. A little late to the party.

Edited by Huckleberry

25 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

I fully admit my recruiting ability is limited to using my eyeballs to draw logical conclusions. When I saw Jalen Reagor play I thought he was the best player in the state. This guy is the WR who looks the most impressive to me in this cycle. This pleases me. 

Just now, Newy25 said:

 

I fully admit my recruiting ability is limited to using my eyeballs to draw logical conclusions. When I saw Jalen Reagor play I thought he was the best player in the state. This guy is the WR who looks the most impressive to me in this cycle. This pleases me. 

Could be the Tevailance Hunt of this cycle.

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Melissa?

the tiny town I used to have to drive to to buy beer?

people live there?

Don't you know that they all stay in sweet Melissa?

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