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3 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Brooks is tearing us apart

He’s breaking my heart so fuck you.    

 

— Harry Nilsson ish

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    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

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other than ramonce thug life didn't come into play until the '06 & '07 classes. they had nothing to do with the championship/bowl wins.

Brooks is the best football player in the state, IMO. He is one of the best defensive players in recent years. He is not a take. At all. 

 

that 2005 team was "thug" only in terms of being mean/tough/hard, not criminals FFS. 

2 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

other than ramonce thug life didn't come into play until the '06 & '07 classes. they had nothing to do with the championship/bowl wins.

Someone forgot about "Shovel Face" Case and Hicks double teaming a bitch before a bowl game. That's some thug shit! 

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3 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Someone forgot about "Shovel Face" Case and Hicks double teaming a bitch before a bowl game. That's some thug shit! 

Not really a double team... Case just watched and quietly muttered creepy comments to himself and sipped a monster energy drink

7 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Someone forgot about "Shovel Face" Case and Hicks double teaming a bitch before a bowl game. That's some thug shit! 

I don’t think Case had sex, ever. The closest he came was buttfucking aggy.

and if tag teaming women is wrong then...

So Romonce Taylor be raping wimminz and beating them?  Here I was thinking he just loved the Broccoli

 

Back in the Shaggy days, I noticed myself thinking “keys, phone, wallet, watch, ring” when I was taking a mental inventory of what I didn’t want to leave behind at the house or hotel. I credit your handle for planting that in my subconscious. Thank you, sir. 

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2 minutes ago, Carl Winslow said:

 

Good for Marcel. I’m sure he will have plenty to reminisce about in his old age.

2 hours ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:

 

 


IMO, Selling/using drugs isn’t that much of an indictment on someone’s character. The way people treat people is. The way people work is.

 

 

 

I’m not sure what happened, but the above quote disappeared when I went back to edit my post. 

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1 hour ago, Fud said:

Per Suchomel, Bru is announcing at the Adidias All-American Bowl on January 5

He will have already signed during signing period 1 and will not announce till then

8 minutes ago, Carl Winslow said:

"not a take"

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Justin Watkins. Hoza Scott. Darrion Johnson. Parrish Cobb. 

"Takes"

Just now, utfan87 said:

He will have already signed during signing period 1 and will not announce till then

He will have probably not already signed during signing period one

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

So...Brooks is the equivalent of Willie Williams?

Is he the one who transferred to Louisville and then something happened there, also. 

Just now, Bevo said:

Is he the one who transferred to Louisville and then something happened there, also. 

No, I believe that was Dyer from South Carolina. Willie Williams was a Miami recruit with a shit ton of baggage and never amounted to anything. He ended up playing ball for an NAIA team. He was a former 5* LB 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So is the Texas staff interested in Brooks or is just Brooks initiating contact? It sounds like the latter. 

From everything I've read it's the latter. I don't think the coaches have any interest in Brooks. Talented, but tainted.

2 hours ago, SameSame said:

I'm not dying on any hill.  The guy's going to LSU.  Looks like both sides are happy with that.  He gets to join a good program and they get this psychopath who Texas fans say will destroy the program.  We all take our chances.

 

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3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

From everything I've read it's the latter. I don't think the coaches have any interest in Brooks. Talented, but tainted.

I'd keep tabs on Tongue and search the face of the Earth for another Overshown. 

That said, I think Caleb Johnson could be a pretty good Rover at Texas. Just have to pray Oregon doesn't offer. Also, need to rub the rosary for no LSU offer to Warren. 

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I'd keep tabs on Tongue and search the face of the Earth for another Overshown. 

That said, I think Caleb Johnson could be a pretty good Rover at Texas. Just have to pray Oregon doesn't offer. Also, need to rub the rosary for no LSU offer to Warren. 

Cooper's senior hudl looks really good, he can play in space. No idea if he'd want to join a four LB class, or if we'd want a fourth LB

1 minute ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Tyler Owens is supposed to be another Overshown, no?

I think he's a safety long term

1 minute ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Tyler Owens is supposed to be another Overshown, no?

Owens is so darned fast, I'd be hesitate to spin him down. However, Gary was an all state sprinter in Alabama. I guess we'll see how Owens' body develops. 

5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I'd keep tabs on Tongue and search the face of the Earth for another Overshown. 

That said, I think Caleb Johnson could be a pretty good Rover at Texas. Just have to pray Oregon doesn't offer. Also, need to rub the rosary for no LSU offer to Warren. 

For some reason I don't see Warren ending up at LSU because coach O is a moron. That's how we landed Mike Williams. Johnson would be a stud with Yancy adding some mass. Do you think Tongue will decommit?

Just now, Fud said:

I think he's a safety long term

This. It looks funny to writing it, but Owens is probably too twitchy and fast for LB. Heck, he's athletic enough to play corner if he had to. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Owens is so darned fast, I'd be hesitate to spin him down. However, Gary was an all state sprinter in Alabama. I guess we'll see how Owens' body develops. 

Owen's is just a freak of nature like Overshown. I can see him  balling out as a freshman. Has got "it". His ranking is a joke. 

1 hour ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Someone forgot about "Shovel Face" Case and Hicks double teaming a bitch before a bowl game. That's some thug shit! 

What do those players have to do with the 05 team?

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

For some reason I don't see Warren ending up at LSU because coach O is a moron. That's how we landed Mike Williams. Johnson would be a stud with Yancy adding some mass. Do you think Tongue will decommit?

They'll need to miss on a couple of guys, but it's possible they end up pursuing. Bama looking good for Sopsher hurts us here; if LSU was landing the two Sopsher brothers, there's no way they'd have room 

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

For some reason I don't see Warren ending up at LSU because coach O is a moron. That's how we landed Mike Williams. Johnson would be a stud with Yancy adding some mass. Do you think Tongue will decommit?

I think maybe Georgia has higher recruits on their board and Tongue gets trap doored. He's been adamant about sticking at WR. Not sure Kirby is about that. 

We'll see on Warren. I'm not optimistic, the LSU mods are starting to talk him up a lot. They've called him a top 10 in state player. Oeaux will take notice eventually. 

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Owen's is just a freak of nature like Overshown. I can see him  balling out as a freshman. Has got "it". His ranking is a joke. 

I hope Owens gets a UA or Army AA jersey. I think he needs some all star practices to get a fifth star from 247. Rivals doesn't even know who he is. 

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Owen's is just a freak of nature like Overshown. I can see him  balling out as a freshman. Has got "it". His ranking is a joke. 

You can thank Rivals for not having him in the top 100 for Texas.

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think maybe Georgia has higher recruits on their board and Tongue gets trap doored. He's been adamant about sticking at WR. Not sure Kirby is about that. 

 We'll see on Warren. I'm not optimistic, the LSU mods are starting to talk him up a lot. They've called him a top 10 in state player. Oeaux will take notice eventually. 

LSU can take 24 this class, so they have five spots. One will be a DB to replace Banks with, one will be Lee who's a WR/S, one will be a DT to replace Sopsher with, and one will be a RB, whether it's Cain or Emery Jr. The last spot is probably best player available, which could be a 3rd running back, Nakobe Dean, a safety, Warren, etc

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think maybe Georgia has higher recruits on their board and Tongue gets trap doored. He's been adamant about sticking at WR. Not sure Kirby is about that. 

We'll see on Warren. I'm not optimistic, the LSU mods are starting to talk him up a lot. They've called him a top 10 in state player. Oeaux will take notice eventually. 

I could see the Ogre offering him last minute.

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2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Marcel Brooks jumps over a Lexus:
 

 

Later Brooks stole that car.

2 minutes ago, Fud said:

LSU can take 24 this class, so they have five spots. One will be a DB to replace Banks with, one will be Lee who's a WR/S, one will be a DT to replace Sopsher with, and one will be a RB, whether it's Cain or Emery Jr. The last spot is probably best player available, which could be a 3rd running back, Nakobe Dean, a safety, Warren, etc

Nakobe Dean is going to be an Aggie. - Signed, Aggys

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1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Nakobe Dean will play at Kyle Field... as a visitor. 

At least that way he'll get to win an SEC West conference game there.

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I could see the Ogre offering him last minute.

Yeah, LSU plays Texas 2019 & 2020 so Cajun Cookie Monster may not want to see Warren on Texas roster....

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10 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

I could see the Ogre offering him last minute.

Unfortunately this. LSU has plenty of misses late in the cycle last year. I think they'll have room for Warren on the 25th hour. It's a shame, Swamp Thing 3.0 had a nice ring to it. 

18 minutes ago, Fud said:

They'll need to miss on a couple of guys, but it's possible they end up pursuing. Bama looking good for Sopsher hurts us here; if LSU was landing the two Sopsher brothers, there's no way they'd have room 

On the other hand, I'd rather Kaeontay run against Warren than Sopsher the next two years.

20 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think maybe Georgia has higher recruits on their board and Tongue gets trap doored. He's been adamant about sticking at WR. Not sure Kirby is about that. 

We'll see on Warren. I'm not optimistic, the LSU mods are starting to talk him up a lot. They've called him a top 10 in state player. Oeaux will take notice eventually. 

He was, but right before committing to Georgia he started talking about playing LB for them. Gue$$ he just really wanted to be a Dawg.

4 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

He was, but right before committing to Georgia he started talking about playing LB for them. Gue$$ he just really wanted to be a Dawg.

Welp. On to the next one. 

Tech site quotes TT commit Steven Parker today as saying Herman and staff are still really "pushing" him for a visit. Says he is 99% Tech unless something major happens like a coach firing.  I'll note 99% is not 100%.

Through six games at S. Oak Cliff, Parker has 48 tackles, 15 sacks, 19 tfl, and 4 forced fumbles.  We'll see what happens.

7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Welp. On to the next one. 

To be clear, I'm not definitively saying this recruitment is unclean. Just that the timing of the change of heart on position for only one school raises an eyebrow... particularly with Smart's Georgia.

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