Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

What do you Evans’ quotes sound like when he’s talking about other teams? Is he equally unenthusiastic about everyone or just Texas?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

  • Replies 50.5k
  • Views 7m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

Posted Images

3 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

What do you Evans’ quotes sound like when he’s talking about other teams? Is he equally unenthusiastic about everyone or just Texas?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Texas A&M: "Well they have some vowels in their name and also play 11 guys on the field"

Alabama: " They're a solid team that doesn't get many penalties"

LSU: "Coach O likes crawfish and they have players that play on the field"

Ohio St: "I think their uniforms are ok"

Texas A&M: "Well they have some vowels in their name and also play 11 guys on the field"
Alabama: " They're a solid team that doesn't get many penalties"
LSU: "Coach O likes crawfish and they have players that play on the field"
Ohio St: "I think their uniforms are ok"

K State: "Coach Snyder is like 90 so that's experience."

OK State: "I catch redfish with mullet so that's good"

USC: "Coach Snyder probably saw real trojans when he was younger ask him he coaches K State."


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
13 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


K State: "Coach Snyder is like 90 so that's experience."

OK State: "I catch redfish with mullet so that's good"

USC: "Coach Snyder probably saw real trojans when he was younger ask him he coaches K State."


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Texas:  “I learned in school that the capital of Texas is Austin.”

Just now, South Austin said:

Texas:  “I learned in school that the capital of Texas is Austin.”

The capital of Texas is T. 

I'll be shocked if we don't end up with Shammond Cooper, since Marcus Washington and Mookie Cooper have been on him about it.

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yep.  JUCO OL may be added as well.

I'm not very excited about any of the JUCO OL that we seem to be in on. Honestly, I'm hoping that we pull another Calvin Anderson-type GT out of our hat instead.

In addition, I'd love to add a true DT to this class. I know that both of us are very fond of this young man but all indications point to Washington it seems.

https://247sports.com/player/faatui-tuitele-92994/

Edited by SLChorn

5 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

I'll be shocked if we don't end up with Shammond Cooper, since Marcus Washington and Mookie Cooper have been on him about it.

Need him to visit.

10 minutes ago, PNWhornsfan said:

I'll be shocked if we don't end up with Shammond Cooper, since Marcus Washington and Mookie Cooper have been on him about it.

He's Illinois bound I don't think we are pushing 

49 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I believe @Vertigo was attempting an Epps - Hakeem Butler comparison. 

Yes. Please.

Yes this. 

19 minutes ago, SLChorn said:

I'm not very excited about any of the JUCO OL that we seem to be in on. Honestly, I'm hoping that we pull another Calvin Anderson-type GT out of our hat instead.

In addition, I'd love to add a true DT to this class. I know that both of us are very fond of this young man but all indications point to Washington it seems.

https://247sports.com/player/faatui-tuitele-92994/

Cunningham is a stud, but is likely headed elsewhere 

6 minutes ago, Fud said:

Cunningham is a stud, but is likely headed elsewhere 

He would be a nice addition. Hopefully, he visits.

Journey just won’t die. 
Looks like Don’t Stop Believing and cell phone flashlights is a new tradition at DKR.


Get off my lawn?


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Journey just won’t die. 

Looks like Don’t Stop Believing and cell phone flashlights is a new tradition at DKR.

tu can haz turdishins too

7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Journey just won’t die. 

Looks like Don’t Stop Believing and cell phone flashlights is a new tradition at DKR.

That was a great moment last night. I get hesitancy about it being a long term tradition. But I loved it last night. Organic, senior night, in our second most important win since 2010. 

Edited by Bodacious Bevo

8 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Journey just won’t die. 

Looks like Don’t Stop Believing and cell phone flashlights is a new tradition at DKR.

Omg.  The kids were having fun!  Sound the alarms. 

The lower west side is the biggest collection of shit fans I've been around. Olds need to find a new hobby.  

1 minute ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Omg.  The kids were having fun!  Sound the alarms. 

The lower west side is the biggest collection of shit fans I've been around. Olds need to find a new hobby.  

The upper west side 70 dollar seats had good olds.  they were into it.

Went back and looked at all of the offers. Despite the opportunity to bring in grad transfers later, at this point we are not getting enough OL and DL prospects.

With the on-field success, I think we will see a positive surprise on both the OL and the DL over the next few weeks from names that we either thought are going elsewhere, or a new name we haven’t heard yet. The DL recruiting has really not gone well and hopefully that will change.

The students liked it. The players liked it. Ricky fucking Williams liked it. I'm sure the recruits liked it.

Who gives a fuck, as long as we're winning and the atmosphere is lively?

Right. That shit is magical with a night game. At 2 p.m. it obviously doesnt work. But at 9:30? Let it rip.

4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Epps is a basketball player with soft hands. A slightly slower Malcolm Butler is likely his ceiling if he sticks at receiver.

Other than the difference in position and 4 inch ht disparity.

5 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Other than the difference in position and 4 inch ht disparity.

Butler is 6’6 and Epps 6’7. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Butler is 6’6 and Epps 6’7. 

Malcolm Butler is an NFL CB

I don't think people have a problem with the sing-along itself, but maybe the choice of song. It needs to somehow be related to Texas, not Rock Jock Jamz #3.

2 minutes ago, Nope said:

Malcolm Butler is an NFL CB

He meant Hakeem Butler

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Butler is 6’6 and Epps 6’7. 

Malcolm Butler is 5'11".  Keep up.

  • Popular Post
5 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

That settles it, olds.

3 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Malcolm Butler is 5'11".  Keep up.

The comparison was obviously to the isu receiver. You are either an idiot that couldn’t figure that out, or a pedantic douchebag. 

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Yep.  JUCO OL may be added as well.

give me the british dude.  he has the highest ceiling of any lineman we are currently recruiting, he has a mean streak, he’ll keep improving as he hasn’t played that long, and he’s athletic with good feet at 6’8”  330#.

It was the beautifulest thing I've seen in a long while. OMG girl and WTF girl may be better to look at, but I'd rather have this. To paraphrase Project Pat; That's just your meter broke
Youn't know'cha talkin bout

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The comparison was obviously to the isu receiver. You are either an idiot that couldn’t figure that out, or a pedantic douchebag. 

That's Mr. Pedantic Douchebag to you.

1 minute ago, cafe society said:

That's Mr. Pedantic Douchebag to you.

Well it’s better than being mr idiot. 

  • Popular Post

 If you were in the stands and you couldn’t appreciate the show last night, for whatever reason, you should probably just step aside. 

53 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The comparison was obviously to the isu receiver. You are either an idiot that couldn’t figure that out, or a pedantic douchebag. 

you dont shag/surly do you?

3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I believe @Vertigo was attempting an Epps - Hakeem Butler comparison. 

Yes. Please.

Comparing our green wideout/TE to one of the best receivers in the land? If that proves an apt comparison, I’ll be highly gruntled. 

  • Author
Right. That shit is magical with a night game. At 2 p.m. it obviously doesnt work. But at 9:30? Let it rip.


Let us remember that Aggy tried super cool glow in the dark helmet/uniforms for a day game. /Advantage Aggy
1 hour ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

There you have it..players have spoken

Edited by pacman

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.