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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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#31753
15 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Does this count as good news?

 

Depends. If you want a shot at bru then no. But if you think we never had a chance than yes.

#31755
2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Odds that we miss on his recruits, he doesn’t get JMU job, and we can’t get rid of him?

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#31756
Just now, Enchubben said:

Odds that we miss on his recruits, he doesn’t get JMU job, and we can’t get rid of him?

How coach handles the staff is item #1 to follow this off-season. Hand proved that many of our guys can be greatly improved. 

#31759
28 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

We will be fine. I think some good things are coming our way.

Patience my friends. All will be revealed in time.

#31760
3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I hate when you post this .gif. Such a bitch face.

Seriously, instead of the gif I'd rather see a blank space. But let's just shake it off, we don't want any bad blood here because then we will never ever ever get back together and talk about recruiting. Dammit, I'm off topic again, look what you made me do.

#31762
23 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Odds that we miss on his recruits, he doesn’t get JMU job, and we can’t get rid of him?

Over 9,000

#31763
8 minutes ago, Thetexashammer said:

Seriously, instead of the gif I'd rather see a blank space. But let's just shake it off, we don't want any bad blood here because then we will never ever ever get back together and talk about recruiting. Dammit, I'm off topic again, look what you made me do.

Holy shit. What's your End Game here?

#31764
19 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I hate when you post this .gif. Such a bitch face.

You need your girl to have this in her arsenal for when idiots try to inflict themselves on her. It is known.

#31765
29 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

Odds that we miss on his recruits, he doesn’t get JMU job, and we can’t get rid of him?

 Could be worse. Herman could convince CDC that we need to money whip him into staying 

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#31766
3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You need your girl to have this in her arsenal for when idiots try to inflict themselves on her. It is known.

My girl keeps a poker face and carries a gun. My girl > Taylor Swift.

#31768
3 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Btw is the current ideal scenario/wet dream that he leaves and is replaced with Beatty?

Yes4. Except it's Beaty not Beatty.

#31769
11 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Btw is the current ideal scenario/wet dream that he leaves and is replaced with Beatty?

Never let another man define your wet dream

#31772
3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

The sotto voce implications are that Evans' recruitment is already dirtier than a gas station restroom, and it hasn't even really gotten started yet. So, Bammer or OU, more'n likely.

Who cares? The perennial powerhouses these days are all dirty as shit. Its ridiculous if we aren't playing the game to the level other schools are. 

#31777
44 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I hate when you post this .gif. Such a bitch face.

Speak for yourself...

#31780
2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

This thread is 100 replies an hour and impossible to keep up with.

Somebody quote this post.

Was it a good day after all or not?

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#31781
2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

This thread is 100 replies an hour and impossible to keep up with.

Somebody quote this post.

Was it a good day after all or not?

Lots of ins and outs and what have you’s

#31785
18 minutes ago, Carl! said:

word we cant use our coeds/thots as a selling point either anymore its time to make it rain $$$ worse thing that can happen is a bowl ban

You fucking donut.

Even if UT itself doesn't have as many 10s enrolled there, there are still girls at ACC, St. Ed's, TxSt, Hutson Tillotson, and girls not even in school who hang around Austin for a number of reasons.

There is plenty of talent.

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#31789
28 minutes ago, Carl! said:

word we cant use our coeds/thots as a selling point either anymore its time to make it rain $$$ worse thing that can happen is a bowl ban

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#31791
33 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Woah...just caught up. You people are completely insane. 

It’s just your basic rapid cycling bipolar disorder manifested in a social media platform.  What’s the big deal?

#31792
word we cant use our coeds/thots as a selling point either anymore its time to make it rain $$$ worse thing that can happen is a bowl ban

God dammit.

 

Someone put him on the cumstain_of_the_morning list.

#31796
43 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Woah...just caught up. You people are completely insane. 

Same, god damn reading today’s pages was an emtional beating mixed with a bunch of shitty takes and non recruiting related bullshit.  If I got to read y’all blathering could y’all at least do some community service and put a picture of Kate on every page.  For fuck’s sake.

#31797
This thread is 100 replies an hour and impossible to keep up with.

Somebody quote this post.

Was it a good day after all or not?


Yes. Read the last 2900 posts to see why
#31798
word we cant use our coeds/thots as a selling point either anymore its time to make it rain $$$ worse thing that can happen is a bowl ban


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#31799

Are you kidding?! We once scared a big pussy type bitch kid north of our state’s entire border because he couldn’t handle the hotness of the two chicks he saw making out at a basic party!

Knock our program and school all you want... but don’t cross any rivers, Caesar.

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