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14 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:


He was also dirty as fuck and kicked out of the game for too many personal fouls.

Cayleb Jones part deux?

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    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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Secret visitor is probably going to be some concocted social media game by the staff and some of the players from the sounds of it. 


I’m guessing preferred walk-on
34 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

The difference between satirical and sincere/insane/ posts is becoming extremely difficult.

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22 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

Secret visitor is probably going to be some concocted social media game by the staff and some of the players from the sounds of it. 

That’s definitely what it is, it’s carrington or some dumb shit...I mean really it’s our fault for even giving a shit 

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Does Carrington have any eligibility left?

 

 

do you mean clarington?  devonaire clarington?

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

That’s definitely what it is, it’s carrington or some dumb shit...I mean really it’s our fault for even giving a shit 

don’t blame yourself.  the secret visitor doesn’t exist unless you believe.  like santa clause.  

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

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Fucking Liar.  He was following every Stanford related Twitter account he could earlier in the day.

This is stupid. No parent should ever do this and it’s equivalent to Carrington’s stupid ass “secret visitor” stunt. 

 

2 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:
This is stupid. No parent should ever do this and it’s equivalent to Carrington’s stupid ass “secret visitor” stunt. 

 

I, uh, don't exactly see the equivalency beyond "things I don't like"

(also trolling the 9.95ers was goofy, fun and well-deserved and the recruits seemed to start it and make it their own. This is a bunch of sad old men trading off of their kids' success to wear way-too-tight clothes.)

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6 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

This is stupid. No parent should ever do this and it’s equivalent to Carrington’s stupid ass “secret visitor” stunt. 

 

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I, uh, don't exactly see the equivalency beyond "things I don't like"

(also trolling the 9.95ers was goofy, fun and well-deserved and the recruits seemed to start it and make it their own. This is a bunch of sad old men trading off of their kids' success to wear way-too-tight clothes.)

The angle I was equating to was him dressing up with them. He shouldn’t do it; it’s their visit. 

4 hours ago, satyanash said:

Fax machines have been phased out nowadays, I think. NCAA allows recruits to snap a pic of the LOI and text it directly now. Only saying because under Charlie we still used an old-fashioned fax machine in the war room.

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I'm old-school and I proudly prefer the fax.

Mike Roach on Noah Cain

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I'm told that Texas Offensive Coordinator Tim Beck spoke with Cain this evening and had a productive conversation. There's a growing confidence on the Texas side as we get closer to the decision.

 

Mike Roach on Noah Cain
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I'm told that Texas Offensive Coordinator Tim Beck spoke with Cain this evening and had a productive conversation. There's a growing confidence on the Texas side as we get closer to the decision.
 



#refusetobelieve
Just now, satyanash said:

Mike Roach on Noah Cain

 

Spoke to Beck. Not Drayton. Beck has taken point on Cain's recruitment. Draw your conclusions from there. 

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Feeling confident about Shepard both signing tomorrow and working hard to get on the field once he gets here. He’s just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him. 

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Mike Roach on Noah Cain

 

I'm gonna say pedo state until the hat is on the head

Growing confidence articles are up.  Looking forward to he slept on it and notified coaches in the morning of his commitment to Penn State.

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Spoke to Beck. Not Drayton. Beck has taken point on Cain's recruitment. Draw your conclusions from there. 

Beck's recruiting chops are endlessly surprising to me. Dude looks like a used car salesman and has the OC aptitude of a potted palm but dammit, he gets results.

I hope we sign Cain so that we can really focus on bitching about OL and DL. We need to more specifically concentrate our surly powers. 

1 minute ago, deech said:

Growing confidence articles are up.  Looking forward to he slept on it and notified coaches in the morning of his commitment to Penn State.

Yup, followed by the "up until the final hour he was all Texas"

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Beck's recruiting chops are endlessly surprising to me. Dude looks like a used car salesman and has the OC aptitude of a potted palm but dammit, he gets results.

The man can recruit. He was the point man for Ohio State when they stole Okudah and Baron Browning from the state a couple of years ago.

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Spoke to Beck. Not Drayton. Beck has taken point on Cain's recruitment. Draw your conclusions from there. 



Beck has turned into the ace/national recruiter we thought we were getting when we hired Drayton.
Just now, texifornia said:

Beck's recruiting chops are endlessly surprising to me. Dude looks like a used car salesman and has the OC aptitude of a potted palm but dammit, he gets results.

Well, recruiting is a lot like selling used cars.

What makes Beck look like a used car salesman? Is it the slick backed hair or the bleach blonde wife with big ole fake titties? I'd say both. 

3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Spoke to Beck. Not Drayton. Beck has taken point on Cain's recruitment. Draw your conclusions from there. 

Did Beck handle both Jake Smith and Brayden Liebrock recruitments??

5 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Spoke to Beck. Not Drayton. Beck has taken point on Cain's recruitment. Draw your conclusions from there. 

oh, blow it out your ass. 

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

 


Beck has turned into the ace/national recruiter we thought we were getting when we hired Drayton.

 

 

Please God, give Drayton a head coaching job. He's earned it Surly needs this. 

21 minutes ago, deech said:

Fucking Liar.  He was following every Stanford related Twitter account he could earlier in the day.

I'm hearing he's 50/50 between liar and just an idiot.  He's been trending liar for weeks now, but I have new information that he's heavily leaning towards just an idiot.  I cant go into too much detail right now, but after the truth is revealed I will have a tell-all, behind the scenes, hindsight write up letting you all know the truth.  Here's a hint though, the cap he will likely put on is tall and conical.  

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I'm gonna say pedo state until the hat is on the head

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10 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Not Drayton...  Draw your conclusions from there. 

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3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Two of the best receivers in the country are in your backyard and you miss out on both.  

Need to make a change 

Garrett Wilson’s a piece of shit. Fuck Garrett Wilson. 

14 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Spoke to Beck. Not Drayton. Beck has taken point on Cain's recruitment. Draw your conclusions from there. 

Yeah, Drayton may be the the 1st Coach to go. Your RB Coach should be your ace recruiter.

So Beck, Naivar, and Washington are the best recruiters on the staff. Jury's out on Hand until the 2020 cycle has concluded.

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Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

So is Drayton criticism fatigue or do y'all really think he's a good recruiter? 

I guess the question is if he's the Giles of the offensive staff or he's merely competent when he needs to be great.

2 minutes ago, ckhorn said:

Yeah, Drayton may be the the 1st Coach to go. Your RB Coach should be your ace recruiter.

*Recruiting coordinator. Under Strong it was BJM (the LBs coach). Right now it's Jason Washington.

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5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Garrett Wilson’s a piece of shit. Fuck Garrett Wilson. 

Transplanted ohio kid who's gone back.....

Fuck the Suckeyes.... 🤘

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Cannot wait for Wells to drop his BS it was so close Higgins piece. 

You’re confusing Wells with the 24/7 or ob guys.  

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

So Beck, Naivar, and Washington are the best recruiters on the staff. Jury's out on Hand until the 2020 cycle has concluded.

Umm...recruiting is important, but that’s not everything.  If you watched our Oline this year and aren’t sold on Hand then I don’t know what to tell you.

1 minute ago, TKthunder2 said:

Umm...recruiting is important, but that’s not everything.  If you watched our Oline this year and aren’t sold on Hand then I don’t know what to tell you.

I'm merely talking about recruiting, this being the recruiting forum and all. So far Hand seems like he knows what he's doing when it comes to coaching.

7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So is Drayton criticism fatigue or do y'all really think he's a good recruiter? 

I don’t know.  he’s gotten ingram.  he may get cain tomorrow.  he may get evans in 2020.  maybe he’s an elite recruiter.  maybe fuck yourself. 

Just now, Machinator said:

I'm merely talking about recruiting, this being the recruiting forum and all. So far Hand seems like he knows what he's doing when it comes to coaching.

Understood.  Still if there is a coach that I’d rather be awesome at coaching and mediocre at recruiting it would be the oline coach.

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