Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

1 minute ago, futureman said:

I don’t know.  he’s gotten ingram.  he may get cain tomorrow.  he may get evans in 2020.  maybe he’s an elite recruiter.  maybe fuck yourself. 

I hope all of that happens except the last part. 

  • Replies 50.5k
  • Views 7m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

Posted Images

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

lol @ tweeting out a link to a Google search

 

imgur>
2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

lol @ tweeting out a link to a Google search

 

Tragic

3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

lol @ tweeting out a link to a Google search

 

Channeling his inner Brewster. Well, at least the twitter part. Maybe he'll get around to the rest of the recruiting part later. 

8 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

You’re confusing Wells with the 24/7 or ob guys.  

Oh no. All the way right up until the announcement he was peddling the 50/50 narrative. We were never in it. 

  • Popular Post
11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Tragic

I think it’s great and kind of charming that he’s not tech savvy.  giles is a good dude and a good coach.  maybe he’s not as high speed as we need on the recruiting trail, and maybe he’ll be replaced, but y’all are a bunch of assholes for shitting on him.  he’s a goddamn lifetime longhorn.  and he’s been on campus two seasons (this time) and both seasons he’s coached the conference defensive line MVP.  

just. quit. bitching.

Edited by futureman

24 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I guess the question is if he's the Giles of the offensive staff or he's merely competent when he needs to be great.

Come on Mac. Cain you see what I'm doing here.

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

I think it’s great and kind of charming that he’s not tech savvy.  giles is a good dude and a good coach.  maybe he’s not as high speed as we need on the recruiting trail, and maybe he’ll be replaced, but y’all are a bunch of assholes for shitting on him.  he’s a goddamn lifetime longhorn.  and he’s been on campus two seasons (this time) and both seasons he’s coached the conference defensive line MVP.  

just. quit. bitching.

I promise to stop bitching if you proclaim Rayne Dakota Prescott to be your lord and savior.

3 minutes ago, futureman said:

I think it’s great and kind of charming that he’s not tech savvy.  giles is a good dude and a good coach.  maybe he’s not as high speed as we need on the recruiting trail, and maybe he’ll be replaced, but y’all are a bunch of assholes for shitting on him.  he’s a goddamn lifetime longhorn.  and he’s been on campus two seasons (this time) and both seasons he’s coached the conference defensive line MVP.  

just. quit. bitching.

What the fuck do you with futureman?

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

I promise to stop bitching if you proclaim Rayne Dakota Prescott to be your lord and savior.

fuck giles!!  overrated wast of space needs to be gone yesterday. 

15 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Channeling his inner Brewster. Well, at least the twitter part. Maybe he'll get around to the rest of the recruiting part later. 

9_A9_B612_C_0_CC7_4671_932_A_841_DB3_E8_

1 hour ago, DoneWithit said:

This is stupid. No parent should ever do this and it’s equivalent to Carrington’s stupid ass “secret visitor” stunt. 

 

meh, i think its fine to do, just don't blast that shit over twitter. take a pic on dad's phone, have moms laugh at him, good laughs for all. but share that shit in public? fuck that, i'm with y'all there.

EJ after dark: Scoop on key targets going into ESD

— Here is the situation with Bru McCoy. He doesn’t have to sign an NLI tomorrow. He can sign a financial aid agreement, which would bind the school to him, but he doesn’t have to do that either. Since he has applied an been admitted to both schools, McCoy has the luxury of time and doesn’t have to sign either document until he makes his decision at the All-American Bowl on Jan. 5. I don’t get the feeling that McCoy and his family are ready to make a decision just yet, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they just hold off. I’m still feeling cautiously optimistic here. This should tell you that he is far from a USC lock.

— We are feeling better about Noah Cain tonight. Mike had some details, and I just want to add that Cain’s conversation with Texas offensive coordinator Tim Beck went really well tonight. Beck was actually the first Texas coach to get him on campus when the new staff arrived, and they have an extremely close relationship. Staying close to home is weighing heavily on Cain and his mother, and right now, I feel like Texas is gaining a bit of steam. I said this morning that I would give Penn State a 52-48 edge. Now, I feel like it’s a complete toss up. If I were forced to give a prediction, I would say Texas. But I’d shy away from making a bet. This is extremely close.

— While I’ve gained confidence with Cain, I’m losing it with Trey Sanders. He still has that shock the world element to him, but I think the SEC factor and being close to home is going to win out. I said Sunday that Georgia would be my pick, and it still is. Georgia has done a great job recruiting him late, and that’s the buzz I’m getting. Alabama is also heavily in the mix here.

— I haven’t heard anything new on four-star Fort Bend Dulles offensive lineman Isaiah Hookfin. As of right now, I still feel like Baylor holds the edge in his recruitment.

I've held out on the 9.95er bullshit about Sanders, Higgins, and Bru.

But I'll be damned if I'm not starting to feel just a tad optimistic about landing Cain.

 

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I've held out on the 9.95er bullshit about Sanders, Higgins, and Bru.

But I'll be damned if I'm not starting to feel just a tad optimistic about landing Cain.

I think we get Cain and Shepard flips. Just my opinion. 

Just now, Tex Pete said:

 

I think we get Cain and Shepard flips. Just my opinion. 

And I would be fine with that, though the teeth-gnashing if Shepherd flips would probably cause me to quit the board for a few days.

31 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

That tweet aged well. 

But, the Station is LIT, yo. 

Brewster got game, and he’s taking that game to the Hill. And now the Hill is fixin to be 🔥🔥🔥

2 minutes ago, Victor Lazlo said:

Brewster got game, and he’s taking that game to the Hill. And now the Hill is fixin to be 🔥🔥🔥

if mack continues to surround himself with talented, aggressive coaches and good coordinators he just may delegate UNC into a pretty decent team in a couple years. 

EJ after dark: Scoop on key targets going into ESD

— Here is the situation with Bru McCoy. He doesn’t have to sign an NLI tomorrow. He can sign a financial aid agreement, which would bind the school to him, but he doesn’t have to do that either. Since he has applied an been admitted to both schools, McCoy has the luxury of time and doesn’t have to sign either document until he makes his decision at the All-American Bowl on Jan. 5. I don’t get the feeling that McCoy and his family are ready to make a decision just yet, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they just hold off. I’m still feeling cautiously optimistic here. This should tell you that he is far from a USC lock



ffd0ef717be5757b67e65147e4a041ea.gif
11 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

 


ffd0ef717be5757b67e65147e4a041ea.gif

 

Yeah, EJ said Higgins was 50/50 up until an hour before he committed to Tree. 

EJ doesn’t know shit. 

6 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Yo it’s Wednesday, what’s up??!! Where these letters 

If you lived in Europe, they’d already be rolling in. Asshole. 

Edited by Tex Pete

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

If you loved in Europe, they’d already be rolling in. Asshole. 

I know people that have visited Europe. Still zero signees, as of right now. ESD is a bust

Edited by Stinkpalm
I don’t know if they’ve loved anyone while visiting

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

EJ after dark: Scoop on key targets going into ESD

 

  Hide contents

— Here is the situation with Bru McCoy. He doesn’t have to sign an NLI tomorrow. He can sign a financial aid agreement, which would bind the school to him, but he doesn’t have to do that either. Since he has applied an been admitted to both schools, McCoy has the luxury of time and doesn’t have to sign either document until he makes his decision at the All-American Bowl on Jan. 5. I don’t get the feeling that McCoy and his family are ready to make a decision just yet, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they just hold off. I’m still feeling cautiously optimistic here. This should tell you that he is far from a USC lock.

— We are feeling better about Noah Cain tonight. Mike had some details, and I just want to add that Cain’s conversation with Texas offensive coordinator Tim Beck went really well tonight. Beck was actually the first Texas coach to get him on campus when the new staff arrived, and they have an extremely close relationship. Staying close to home is weighing heavily on Cain and his mother, and right now, I feel like Texas is gaining a bit of steam. I said this morning that I would give Penn State a 52-48 edge. Now, I feel like it’s a complete toss up. If I were forced to give a prediction, I would say Texas. But I’d shy away from making a bet. This is extremely close.

— While I’ve gained confidence with Cain, I’m losing it with Trey Sanders. He still has that shock the world element to him, but I think the SEC factor and being close to home is going to win out. I said Sunday that Georgia would be my pick, and it still is. Georgia has done a great job recruiting him late, and that’s the buzz I’m getting. Alabama is also heavily in the mix here.

— I haven’t heard anything new on four-star Fort Bend Dulles offensive lineman Isaiah Hookfin. As of right now, I still feel like Baylor holds the edge in his recruitment.

 

Lol ej is a moron. Just give up on Bru. He is signing tomorrow to USC.

1 hour ago, Victor Lazlo said:

But, the Station is LIT, yo. 

Brewster got game, and he’s taking that game to the Hill. And now the Hill is fixin to be 🔥🔥🔥

Wait. I thought Mac Brown's house was already lit and burned down? So the Hill is now smouldering?

2 hours ago, Victor Lazlo said:

But, the Station is LIT, yo. 

Brewster got game, and he’s taking that game to the Hill. And now the Hill is fixin to be 🔥🔥🔥

I believe the town is actually CHill

17 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

So PP might be good enough for TCU but not Tech Pigmeat Markham?  Gonna be interesting to see what gp does with him if he ends up a horny toad I guess....

Not that unusual really.  

Just off the top of my head, TCU currently has a WR commit from Lubbock Coronado who never sniffed a TT offer.  Amarillo Tascosa Purdue RB commit King Doerue, who showed some early Tech interest and had offers from a number of the big boys was never recruited hard,  New Deal WR, DK Blaylock, Rivals Top Texas 100 kid who up to recently was committed to Iowa State (decommitted a week ago) never offered.

Being from West Texas alone I suppose, doesn't get one an offer.

Edited by pigmeat markham

Why do people think Shepherd is flipping? He doesn't come off as shady to me, but I dunno. 

If we don't get Cain, my respect for Drayton goes down dramatically. He's recruited exactly 2 RB's in Ingram and Brown. Good recruits, but not what you expect a rain maker to bring in. I.e. Cain, Sanders, Emery, etc. If he's as good as advertised, we would be in a lot more elite kids top 3. 

Times the croots will sign their NLI. Couldn't find the rest.

David Gbenda 8am
Tyler Owens 8am
Marcus Tillman 9am
Noah Cain 10:30am
Kennedy Lewis 11:50am
Jordan Whittington 12:15pm
Marques Caldwell 1pm
Roschon Johnson 1:30pm
Myron Warren 1:30pm
Jared Wiley 4:30pm


Noah Cain 10:30am
Trey Sanders 1pm(est?)

5 hours ago, satyanash said:

lol @ tweeting out a link to a Google search

 

 

5 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Channeling his inner Brewster. Well, at least the twitter part. Maybe he'll get around to the rest of the recruiting part later. 

 

5 hours ago, Vertigo said:

The ATX is lit!!!


The GOOGLE is lit!!

There have been no cb changes for Cain. That’s I’ll I need to know.

5 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

There have been no cb changes for Cain. That’s I’ll I need to know.

Chaisson's cbs didn't change until right before his ceremony. IIRC

13 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

There have been no cb changes for Cain. That’s I’ll I need to know.

Okay thanks for tuning in 

5 hours ago, Stinkpalm said:

I know people that have visited Europe. Still zero signees, as of right now. ESD is a bust

I've been to Europe multiple times, so this hits close to home.

3 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

I've been to Europe multiple times, so this hits close to home.

367ec5c73dfceeb142a7e6899e16939b.jpg

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I believe the town is actually CHill

Wrong. Locals refer to it as Chaps

Alright Bru. Wakey wakey.  Pee and shakey.  You know you want send the LOi

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.