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EJ keeping it really secretive

He is set to announce his decision at 7 p.m. tomorrow night. We are feeling great about UT's chances here. I'm hearing that Baylor is no longer a factor in this race. coffee

 

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    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

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    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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This staff wouldn’t blow a Bru NLI submission like that. We are not getting Bru. Move on.

2 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

This staff wouldn’t blow a Bru NLI submission like that. We are not getting Bru. Move on.

You move on!

Our negative recruiting, aka a link to "Google Baylor football scandals", worked like a charm

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Our negative recruiting, aka a link to "Google Baylor football scandals", worked like a charm

Fuck those rape enabling assholes.  No one should sign there or Penn State ever again.  

13 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Dude is still keeping us guessing. Which is it? This time tomorrow or 7?

22 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

Carrington sent 2 shh’s a little bit before signing day. We all knew one was Johnson but we were guessing the second was most likely Hookfin. But Baylor happend and now it’s back to Texas, like we thought. So I don’t think carrington would send out 2 shh’s for one guy? Unless the second silent was Lewis and now Hookfin is officially a silent. 

I thought one was Kennedy Lewis?

4 minutes ago, DeweyCox said:

Dude is still keeping us guessing. Which is it? This time tomorrow or 7?

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43 minutes ago, deech said:

LOL - you fell for EJ's bullshit again?

Nah.  Others were hinting at the small possibility of movement but, alas, much ado about nothing. 

1 minute ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

I thought one was Kennedy Lewis?

It was. Got my dates mixed up, my B. 

1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Last year we had one of the best in-state finishes ever.  People said Herman needs to go out of state. This year he goes out of state. People say he needs to recruit in state.

 

David Byrne nods his head in agreement, thinks it’s pretty much always been that way.

10 minutes ago, DeweyCox said:

Dude is still keeping us guessing. Which is it? This time tomorrow or 7?

 

3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

I bet EJ is pissed

25 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

This staff wouldn’t blow a Bru NLI submission like that. We are not getting Bru. Move on.

You've structured this in a way that I can't find the truth.

3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Dont you do this to me.....man he really thinks he is going to Texas. I wonder if its because USC didnt receive an NLI today

I could hear the sadness from the words he typed out 

10 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Nah.  Others were hinting at the small possibility of movement but, alas, much ado about nothing. 

The USC guy's tweets are the only thing that gave me some hope.  EJ is just mirroring that tweet with all his bullshit.

I want to believe, too, but come on, no one has their mom deliver good news to the coaches.  He just didn't want to cry telling the coaches he wasn't coming here, and wasn't up to hearing more logic on why he should.

and wasn't up to hearing more logic on why he should.


"They've been covering up rape allegations!"

"Wait wha? Really?"

"Yah google it."

"That's Baylor!"

".....so?"



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16 minutes ago, OU Still Sucks said:

January 5th is my birthday so we're definitely getting Bru. 

Mine too. High five.

21 minutes ago, OU Still Sucks said:

January 5th is my birthday so we're definitely getting Bru. 

Indubitably, and ou will still suck.

8 minutes ago, thepop said:

Mine too. High five.

Get a room you two. 

3 hours ago, NoName said:

TFloss on Bru

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On ATH Bru McCoy...his father informed OrangeBloods that the plan currently is to hold off on signing since there's no reason to rush.

At least one small positive working in Texas' favor is while the McCoys are aware that Kingsbury was an excellent hire for USC, they also know there's no guarantee he is there for three or four years because he could leave for another job or Helton could be fired.

There are no doubts with UT's stability and the relationships the family has with Herman, Carrington and Coach Mehringer.

 

Well shit, if they dont sign during NSD1 that means we cant fire Meh into orbit on the latest Virgin test flight until after NSD2. 

Well shit, if they dont sign during NSD1 that means we cant fire Meh into orbit on the latest Virgin test flight until after NSD2. 



Mehringer isn’t going anywhere. I’m guessing Drayton and Warehime are the two jettison’d (assuming that Herman fires someone).

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

“its Bru...until it’s Hookfin”- Lotushorn

Hahahahaha, I forgot about fucking LotusHorn/HTownHorn and his 24/7 absurd shit with Sanders. That buffoon never disappoints.

Separately, EJ Holland misreads Hookfin’s tweet and then attempts to act like he has an official update. The tubes on that site likely didn’t notice. Just a complete band of idiots.

 

How could any parent sleep well at night knowing their child is attending gaylor?

2 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

So what exactly did TFB say?

It says that they spoke with Lotushorn briefly today and they can confirm that we are getting Sanders.

8 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

It says that they spoke with Lotushorn briefly today and they can confirm that we are getting Sanders.

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47 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Hahahahaha, I forgot about fucking LotusHorn/HTownHorn and his 24/7 absurd shit with Sanders. That buffoon never disappoints.

Everyone knows you are LotusHorn. You post information other people give you, which you think makes you hot shit. Then on top of it you make shitty takes on the football board consistently, showing your lack a common knowledge of the sport. Then you log on as sydneycarton to up vote your posts to give yourself love. Please keep going. It's fucking hilarious reading your updates.

1 hour ago, DeweyCox said:

Dude is still keeping us guessing. Which is it? This time tomorrow or 7?

i'm not totally fluent in 17 year old tweet, but i think "fr this time tomorrow at 7" means "for real, this time.  tomorrow at 7."

otherwise, carry on with the meltdown or whatever.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Our negative recruiting, aka a link to "Google Baylor football scandals", worked like a charm

Hookfin, "Hey coach Hand. You left your book here the other day."

Hand, "Oh, my mistake. Oops."

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7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Everyone knows you are LotusHorn. You post information other people give you, which you think makes you hot shit. Then on top of it you make shitty takes on the football board consistently, showing your lack a common knowledge of the sport. Then you log on as sydneycarton to up vote your posts to give yourself love. Please keep going. It's fucking hilarious reading your updates.

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4 hours ago, texifornia said:

Currently no one actually believes he can close the deal, so we don't have to rethink anything.

I'll give him a fist bump!

42 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

It says that they spoke with Lotushorn briefly today and they can confirm that we are getting Sanders.

Can confirm

Baylor trying to hide rape history to get a croot, and then getting mad when they get exposed with the truth?!?

 

Baylor and hiding rape, name a more iconic duo 🤣

1 minute ago, CravenTaters said:

Baylor trying to hide rape history to get a croot, and then getting mad when they get exposed with the truth?!?

 

Baylor and hiding rape, name a more iconic duo 🤣

Hamm and cleaning pools

57 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

How could any parent sleep well at night knowing their child is attending gaylor?

Really?

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1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Hamm and cleaning pools

OUsucks and dick orchard.

6 minutes ago, Walser said:

Really?

Lulz...technically their problem was being aggressively heterosexual 

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