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2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

why?

Any player not at Texas is the enemy. Fuck em. 

Also fuck him he officially is with them no more space rental. They can watch us win it all next year after missing another bowl game 

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3 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

It was like Sam going somewhere other than Texas. 

I don't recall Sam acting all torn and being secretive about his commitment. Correct me if I'm wrong.

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

He said in his interview today that he'd had a usc shirt since he was 4.  He was never coming to Texas.  Either he or his handlers were pulling this bullshit.

I don't see how anyone can blame Bru in any of this. 

He's done exactly what he said he was going to do when he said he was going to do it. 

I do believe at one point he thought about us after his OV, but since then it's really just been EJ pushing Bru. 

All the sites have been talking about him recently because they get bombarded hourly by readers asking for updates.

18 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

 

17 minutes ago, Machinator said:

You've got to be kidding me.

so it looks like we're going to overtime? 😂

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1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:
8 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
8 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

He said in his interview today that he'd had a usc shirt since he was 4.  He was never coming to Texas.  Either he or his handlers were pulling this bullshit.

I wish these kids would STOP PLAYING THESE GAMES with schools. Gives everyone a very poor impression of them, at least it does me. Just like when Kyler M gave Texas the impression he was interested in them. They’re just being jerks IMO. I may be the only one who feels that way. 

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The one thing that was shitty was that he didn't tell our coaches. Unlike Helton and Coach Shh Wannabe, we were preparing for a major bowl game. And Bru said he was talking to our coaches daily. Why have them waste their time serenading you when you already signed and they have much better things to be doing? 

Idgaf about him lying to 9.95ers about already signing because they were probably harassing him daily and if he says he signed already they were just going to dig further until they could leak it. 

All that said the good news is that Herman and Co still came out with a much better game plan than Kirby and we kicked ass, because they're (as an aggregate) good at coaching football. Not that the extra 7ish hours really would have mattered too much, but it was the only weird part of an otherwise fine recruitment. 

5 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

what you're saying doesn't make any sense. nor does this statement that someone posted upthread:

you, me and every other person that follows recruiting is responsible for the drama, not the players. the fact that we are intrigued by where they will choose to play football in college creates the drama. because we care, a market for that drama has been created. the product itself is the drama and you're the consumer. you're talking about recruits self-promoting and manufacturing drama on a day when millions of dollars is changing hands through promotion, advertisement, and production/distribution of content that you, me and millions of others have decided we want to see.

bru mccoy is doing exactly what he said he was going to do a year ago. if you're intrigued by that, then you created the drama, not him.

No, see if Bru didn't want drama he would do like many recruits who don't want drama do.  Commit early, commit by twitter, heck there are recruits that commit at these allstar games that have already made it clear where they are going but just want to be on tv.  Bru has known where he is going for a while but has intentionally strung it out to today for his moment.  Thats fine but hes not some stuggling innocent. Is it blown up? Yes but it starts with him.

3 minutes ago, Brandywine said:

I wish  these kids would STOP PLAYING THESE GAMES with schools. Gives everyone a very poor impression of them, at least it does me. Just like when Kyler M gave Texas the impression he was interested in them. They’re just being jerks IMO. I may be the only one who feels that  way.

 

Just now, TexasRenegade said:

No, see if Bru didn't want drama he would do like many recruits who don't want drama do.  Commit early, commit by twitter, heck there are recruits that commit at these allstar games that have already made it clear where they are going but just want to be on tv.  Bru has known where he is going for a while but has intentionally strung it out to today for his moment.  Thats fine but hes not some stuggling innocent. Is it blown up? Yes but it starts with him.

no, it starts with you. he doesn't have that stage without you consuming the product. it starts with you.

Wow, what a bunch of poor sports.  Yes, it would've been nice if Bru committed to UT but that was not in the cards.  It was pretty evident from the video @TrojanPrincess posted that he was all USC the whole time. That's not a surprise since most of the Mater Dei HS stars go to USC (e.g., think Leinhart, Matt Barkley, JT Daniels and others).  Hard to beat the hometown school in a place like SoCal, but at least Mehringer (despite his issues) made it interesting.  I think we're more than good at WR especially with Colin Johnson returning.  

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Just now, Herminator said:

Wow, what a bunch of poor sports.  Yes, it would've been nice if Bru committed to UT but that was not in the cards.  It was pretty evident from the video @TrojanPrincess posted that he was all USC the whole time. That's not a surprise since most of the Mater Dei HS stars go to USC (e.g., think Leinhart, Matt Barkley, JT Daniels and others).  Hard to beat the hometown school in a place like SoCal, but at least Mehringer despite his detractors made it interesting.  I think we're more than good at WR especially with Colin Johnson returning.  

Welcome to the board, Drew.

7 minutes ago, Brandywine said:
3 minutes ago, The University said:

I wish  these kids would STOP PLAYING THESE GAMES with schools. Gives everyone a very poor impression of them, at least it does me. Just like when Kyler M gave Texas the impression he was interested in them. They’re just being jerks IMO. I may be the only one who feels that  way.

 

They're 17 or 18 year old kids who have the chance to get publicity and are hounded daily by $9.95 writers. There's a reason why only a handful of them stay off social media sites, or that the numerous sites are clueless about. They're kids in the national spotlight. Cut em a little slack. 

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

My sources are impeccable you motherfucker. 

.....and what do your sources say about our next signee?

10 minutes ago, Herminator said:

Wow, what a bunch of poor sports.  Yes, it would've been nice if Bru committed to UT but that was not in the cards.  It was pretty evident from the video @TrojanPrincess posted that he was all USC the whole time. That's not a surprise since most of the Mater Dei HS stars go to USC (e.g., think Leinhart, Matt Barkley, JT Daniels and others).  Hard to beat the hometown school in a place like SoCal, but at least Mehringer (despite his issues) made it interesting.  I think we're more than good at WR especially with Colin Johnson returning.  

TP still isn’t going to bang you bro 

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Hearing that McCoy hasn’t made his mind up yet. He’s going decide as he walks up to the podium. 

 

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

What?  Man, you heard wrong.....I'd check your sources.

Cairn.... You just got "Scorpio'd"

E.J. Holland: Takeaways from watching UT signees in All-American Bowl

— Four-star Texas wide receiver signee Jordan Whittington caught a couple of passes in his team’s loss at the All-American Bowl. Whittington didn’t have a ton of opportunities to make plays, but he did have a great catch by the sideline for a first down, where he lost the defender and ran a smooth route. Whittington flashed all week long with his explosiveness and versatility. He looked more like a natural pass catcher and could see early playing time in Austin.

— Four-star Texas linebacker De’Gabriel Floyd signee made a handful of tackles during the game. Floyd came downhill in a hurry and plugged gaps well. He also made a bone crushing hit in the first half that drew some attention. While his team lost in blowout fashion, it was easy to see why he is so highly regarded. He has the speed and tenacity to blossom in the Big 12.

— Four-star Texas safety signee Tyler Owens was one of the most impressive prospects on the hoof all week. Owens is still raw from a technique standpoint, but he did make a couple of plays in coverage and displayed his length and crazy speed for his size. Owens really worked on being more physical as a senior, and it showed as he made a couple of physical tackles in the contest.

11 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

They're 17 or 18 year old kids who have the chance to get publicity and are hounded daily by $9.95 writers. There's a reason why only a handful of them stay off social media sites, or that the numerous sites are clueless about. They're kids in the national spotlight. Cut em a little slack. 

They don’t want to be hounded by chodes like EJ.

 

It’s just EJ and others spinning shit. Cut out anything that is EJ’s opinions in any reports, and just read the straight facts.

Bru was going USC, Cain was going Penn State. EJ pushes bullshit narratives - the facts were straightforward.

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13 minutes ago, CravenTaters said:

They don’t want to be hounded by chodes like EJ.

 

It’s just EJ and others spinning shit. Cut out anything that is EJ’s opinions in any reports, and just read the straight facts.

Bru was going USC, Cain was going Penn State. EJ pushes bullshit narratives - the facts were straightforward.

How anyone pays any of those soulless, money grubbing, ambulance chasing mother fuckers any money is beyond me. You are better off giving your money to a multi level marketing scam or a TV preacher than signing up for one of those pay sites. Unless they are Corky from Life Goes On level retarded every single one of them knew where Cain and Bru were going. They knew and still peddled bullshit to get people to read their crap. 

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Why is anyone even butt hurt in this thread.  Some of these comments are hilarious.  Bru McCoy has made it clear for a long time where he's been going.  We were his back up plan incase a fucking meteor hit USC.  He wasn't coming here whether Helton was retained or fired.  He wasn't coming here if USC won 1 game the last 5 years.  Like someone else said, imagine Sam picking any other school besides Texas.  He's repeatedly stated USC has been his dream school his entire life.  All of his best friends go there.  He visited Texas 2 times... that's it.  EJ needs to put out content.  With our entire class wrapped up early, he's been spinning bullshit for clicks.  

14 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

He said in his interview today that he'd had a usc shirt since he was 4.  He was never coming to Texas.  Either he or his handlers were pulling this 

Joe fan will believe what they want to believe & if that's not enough the degenerate $9.95 cons will help with the dream.

Hinckley Jr had better odds with Jodie Foster & the drama had nothing to do with McCoy or his camp.

The  $9.95 world should be relied upon for video, lists and updates on OV schedules, commitments etc.. embarrassing that they're able to foster the type of insanity that this recruitment became.

The guys out of Jersey that clean out the gamblers last penny for the "Lock of the Year" @ least have some game.. the fat fucks & latte loving peddlers in recruiting are cheap hacks.  See EJ's exit post on McCoy someone posted earlier.. a fluffer in low budget gay porn deserves more professional respect & in his case likely offers better personal benefits.

 

I see a McComas post that said Bru told the UsC rivals guys he signed with USC a few days after NSD1.  He was lying the whole time, and so was his dad.

1 minute ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

I see a McComas post that said Bru told the UsC rivals guys he signed with USC a few days after NSD1.  He was lying the whole time, and so was his dad.

Meh. We have Marcus Washington, and we get CJ and hopefully LJH back. 2020 we'll clean up 

2 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

I see a McComas post that said Bru told the UsC rivals guys he signed with USC a few days after NSD1.  He was lying the whole time, and so was his dad.

Yep.

1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Come to Jerry you handsome SOB

8 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Meh. We have Marcus Washington, and we get CJ and hopefully LJH back. 2020 we'll clean up 

We're good at WR.  Deep

Welp it’s officially time to move on to 2020. If we land Card and Evans than 2020 would already be better. Throw in some O & D lineman and we’re good

Just now, Barry_McCokiner said:

We're good at WR.  Deep

Yep. It's why I can't get upset at the loss of a kid that wasn't coming here. We're good 

3 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

Welp it’s officially time to move on to 2020. If we land Card and Evans than 2020 would already be better. Throw in some O & D lineman and we’re good

No it's not. There remains NSD2. 

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Yep. It's why I can't get upset at the loss of a kid that wasn't coming here. We're good 

As far as skill positions, we might need a RB or 2. Other than that, I’d be cool with 2020 being 90% O & D Lineman and some LBs

Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

As far as skill positions, we might need a RB or 2. Other than that, I’d be cool with 2020 being 90% O & D Lineman and some LBs

Same. Load up on O and D line. I haven't checked, but I believe some people said 2020 is loaded with both. I know for certain o-line is, but not sure about D. 

2 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

As far as skill positions, we might need a RB or 2. Other than that, I’d be cool with 2020 being 90% O & D Lineman and some LBs

That's not how roster management works.

3 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

No it's not. There remains NSD2. 

Mehhh don’t see many more targets moving the needle. At this point just need to keep Shep on board and convince LJH to stay 

53 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

no, it starts with you. he doesn't have that stage without you consuming the product. it starts with you.

No.  Actually it doesn't.   Was there Drama regarding Roschon Johnson? No.  Was there drama regarding Jake Smith? No.  Was there drama regarding Floyd? No.  Plenty of players manage to get recruited without causing BS drama.

Bru talked in interviews about seeing himself at Texas and being torn and talking to the coaches daily.

 

Then he commits and says he was never going to Texas?

 

Sorry this isn't sour grapes, but to act like the recruit has no role in the drama regarding their recruitment is hilarious and polyanna as hell.

1 hour ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

NFL takes away draft picks if you interview college coaches without the permission of the university. New rule.

Old rule. New commitment to enforcement.

1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

what you're saying doesn't make any sense. nor does this statement that someone posted upthread:

you, me and every other person that follows recruiting is responsible for the drama, not the players. the fact that we are intrigued by where they will choose to play football in college creates the drama. because we care, a market for that drama has been created. the product itself is the drama and you're the consumer. you're talking about recruits self-promoting and manufacturing drama on a day when millions of dollars is changing hands through promotion, advertisement, and production/distribution of content that you, me and millions of others have decided we want to see.

bru mccoy is doing exactly what he said he was going to do a year ago. if you're intrigued by that, then you created the drama, not him.

I read and post on Surly. Unless he came to Surly to see what we idoits do before setting his media plan, most of us non-995-donors had no appreciable influence on him.

56 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

It was like Sam going somewhere other than Texas. 

Correct. He wasn’t coming.

54 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

I don't recall Sam acting all torn and being secretive about his commitment. Correct me if I'm wrong.

Sam did what honest non-diva football players who get offered by their dream school should do.

54 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

I don't see how anyone can blame Bru in any of this. 

He's done exactly what he said he was going to do when he said he was going to do it. 

I do believe at one point he thought about us after his OV, but since then it's really just been EJ pushing Bru. 

All the sites have been talking about him recently because they get bombarded hourly by readers asking for updates.

He publicly announced what he said he would when he said he would. That is not the same thing as full candor.

47 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

No, see if Bru didn't want drama he would do like many recruits who don't want drama do.  Commit early, commit by twitter, heck there are recruits that commit at these allstar games that have already made it clear where they are going but just want to be on tv.  Bru has known where he is going for a while but has intentionally strung it out to today for his moment.  Thats fine but hes not some stuggling innocent. Is it blown up? Yes but it starts with him.

Yes. Every man is responsible for his own behavior. What Bru did wasn’t any mortal sin, but it is what it is. Drama of his construction.

46 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

no, it starts with you. he doesn't have that stage without you consuming the product. it starts with you.

Certainly there are partners with him in his attention seeking, but I don’t give him attention, nor do a lot of the guys here. I post here and more about Sam and Herman than about anybody else. And I do it because they affect Texas’s on-field results.

44 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Mods: can we supply emotional support dogs for some of our butthurt posters?

There is not enough support in the universe for what following Texas football and hence recruiting does to our emotions. But I would like an emotional support 6-pack, please.

1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Kliff should resign if Swann won’t release him to interview. Unless K has been deceptive about his long-term goals, S is jerking him around. K’s stock is high, and now is the time to pursue opportunity.

23 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

How anyone pays any of those soulless, money grubbing, ambulance chasing mother fuckers any money is beyond me. You are better off giving your money to a multi level marketing scam or a TV preacher than signing up for one of those pay sites. Unless they are Corky from Life Goes On level retarded every single one of them knew where Cain and Bru were going. They knew and still peddled bullshit to get people to read their crap. 

 

I like where you're going with this.  If we kill the dealers, we can all dry the fuck out and live normal, productive lives. Lives that don't revolve around seventeen years old boys and our sandy vaginas. 

 

All In. 

35 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

How anyone pays any of those soulless, money grubbing, ambulance chasing mother fuckers any money is beyond me. You are better off giving your money to a multi level marketing scam or a TV preacher than signing up for one of those pay sites. Unless they are Corky from Life Goes On level retarded every single one of them knew where Cain and Bru were going. They knew and still peddled bullshit to get people to read their crap. 

Aren't you on IT? Or is "Newy2001" someone else? 

1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

I don't recall Sam acting all torn and being secretive about his commitment. Correct me if I'm wrong.

I probably had a better chance at a threesome with Mila Kunis and Scarlett Johansson than Sam not going to Texas

2 hours ago, TrojanPrincess said:

My friend, Scott Schrader recorded this on Wednesday.  

 

Bru committed to USC on his official visit, but he did love Texas.  Contrary to what that closing guy was saying, the players and recruits love Clay Helton....while some of your Texas players were not too complimentary about yours, just didn’t want to say that till confirmed by several sources.

Hook ‘Em!

It’s better to be feared than loved. 

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

TP still isn’t going to bang you bro 

Still got lumbergh on speed dial.

Update on spots... Do we have enough room for Henry, Shepherd, a TE and RB grad transfer, and an OL grad transfer/Olaseni/Dawand Jones and possibly another DB?

2 hours ago, TrojanPrincess said:

My friend, Scott Schrader recorded this on Wednesday.  

 

Bru committed to USC on his official visit, but he did love Texas.  Contrary to what that closing guy was saying, the players and recruits love Clay Helton....while some of your Texas players were not too complimentary about yours, just didn’t want to say that till confirmed by several sources.

Hook ‘Em!

It’s closetojumping, and I’ve been more dead on about your program over the last 12 months than you could hope to be. Enjoy your fantasies with loveable Coach Helton being carried off the field next year after pulling out a 6th win to become bowl eligible. I’ll stick with the premise that he’s clueless, he’s not an exciting guy for recruits to get behind, and you’ll be waxing Pollyanna to us about the new guy, same as the old guy by this time next year.

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Some of you people really aren't cut out for recruiting. Bru didn't choose us, that's disappointing it doesn't make him a drama queen or a liar. Chill the fuck out for once and move on.

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Yep, the players sure loved Charlie and were so sad when he was fired.........

Exactly. The winning coaches who are “loved” are the ones whose players run the team (Mack, Carrol, etc.) They’re the ones who eventually lose control and implode. If everyone loves your coach, he’s doing it wrong. When you look at the greatest coaches of all time, they’re usually dicks. 

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