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What a fucking boring bunch of mouthbreathers you fuckers are today.

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19 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What a fucking boring bunch of mouthbreathers you fuckers are today.

No shit, this is the worst and wish I'd never opened this thread today.  Good grief.

1 minute ago, hobbs said:

No shit, this is the worst and wish I'd never opened this thread today.  Good grief.

Go read a book. 

1 minute ago, hobbs said:

No shit, this is the worst and wish I'd never opened this thread today.  Good grief.

Very additive. Making the world a better place here.

14 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

EJ is considering joining the Navy.  He thinks that if he stays for five years, he can rise in rank enough to get to look through the periscope.

He's doing it for the seamen.

23 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What a fucking boring bunch of mouthbreathers you fuckers are today.

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16 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

EJ is considering joining the Navy.  He thinks that if he stays for five years, he can rise in rank enough to get to look through the periscope.

Don't ask Don't tell

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2 hours ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

Let's keep recruiting Cali and Arizona hard in 2020, shall we? 

Actually, I seen propaganda that aggy runs Arizona, so we better just stick to California unless you want to get sued.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

What a fucking boring bunch of mouthbreathers you fuckers are today.

Your mom wasn’t bored when I was breathing in her mouth.

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

What a fucking boring bunch of mouthbreathers you fuckers are today.

DP, his mom

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39 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

So Whittington ran a 4.9.  Fuck

I think aggy was talking about Floyd. 

I guess we're going to find out just how plugged-in (or not) IT is. Per Nahlin:

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Just took a call that has me confident on Beaty being on staff with a Co-OC attached. I can’t go into more detail yet.

 

10 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I guess we're going to find out just how plugged-in (or not) IT is. Per Nahlin:

 

Beck looks to be swallowing a LOT of pride (can't imagine Hand will take a demotion). But for 900k, it's not the worst deal.

Or they could get rid of Drayton and make one of the current OCs the “associate head coach”. 

Just now, texifornia said:

Beck looks to be swallowing a LOT of pride (can't imagine Hand will take a demotion). But for 900k, it's not the worst deal.

Who is gonna hire him? 

1 minute ago, texasstrong12 said:

Or they could get rid of Drayton and make one of the current OCs the “associate head coach”. 

Which is what Ohio State just did on the defensive side. Made Larry Johnson AHC and gave the two new defensive hires the co-DC label.

1 minute ago, Not a Sock said:

Who is gonna hire him? 

You talking Beck? A lot of teams would. 

2 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

Who is gonna hire him? 

Elite recruiter who can coach QBs. I'm sure there would be takers.

Beck staying for QB and recruiting would be fine.

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Beck looks to be swallowing a LOT of pride (can't imagine Hand will take a demotion). But for 900k, it's not the worst deal.

Beck is getting a ton of money to not call plays - I imagine he's being asked to move on due to low ROI

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Beck staying for QB and recruiting would be fine.

Think ideally best case scenario is Warehime is the one leaving with Beaty as TE/Co-oc.  Beck can be passing game coordinator if the Co-oc tag is taken away from him.  Don't want to lose Hand, pay that man.

Just now, 6th Street said:

Beck is getting a ton of money to not call plays - I imagine he's being asked to move on due to low ROI

As said above, he brings a lot to the table and it's not like Texas of all teams gives much of a shit about the money.

Just now, texasstrong12 said:

Beck seems like a perfect fit in Drayton’s current role. 

"Walk softly and carry a stick of indeterminate size?"

Just now, texifornia said:

As said above, he brings a lot to the table and it's not like Texas of all teams gives much of a shit about the money.

Correct. That 900k can be forgiven with consistent QB play.

21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Beck looks to be swallowing a LOT of pride (can't imagine Hand will take a demotion). But for 900k, it's not the worst deal.

Honestly we don’t know anything about his personality.  He could be totally fine with this

He's probably involved in the hiring process.

Beck coaches Sam to a Heisman, someone will want him. 

Maybe he'll get that Kliff Kingsbury deal. Not succeed in his position and get hired as an NFL head coach. 

16 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

Honestly we don’t know anything about his personality.  He could be totally fine with this

If he had playcalling duties taken away during the season, this probably didn't catch him off guard.

40 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Elite recruiter who can coach QBs. I'm sure there would be takers.

But how many programs would take him as a play calling OC?

57 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

You talking Beck? A lot of teams would. 

Who would hire him as a play caller?

who would hire him as a qb coach for 900k?

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6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Who would hire him as a play caller?

who would hire him as a qb coach for 900k?

If he's prideful, he might take a lower-tier OC job for less money.

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5 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

So wtf is gonna call plays?

Apparently Pete Davidson's pecker is.  

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