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3 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Man, we gon be some filthy disgusting smelly cochino grimy sons of bitches on defense. Also I just rewatched Browns senior tape, id take him over Cain.

Respete a las mujeres, amigo. Toros enojados, no cochinos.

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Going from Jamaal Charles to Tre Watson is a hell of a shift. Like going from Kate Beckinsale to Tina Fey. 

Either way, you know that you would ... and you’d like it too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

About the comparison, I agree.

2 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Brown reminds me of a faster Jamaal Charles or maybe a more powerful Adrian Peterson. 

He's probably faster than Lehman, which makes him the fastest man alive. 

14 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

He's probably faster than Lehman, which makes him the fastest man alive. 

fuck you he ain’t faster than Lehman.  get serious. 

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

fuck you he ain’t faster than Lehman.  get serious. 

Dude, let's get real. He's the best RB of all time before he even steps foot on campus 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Since I had a weird amount of fun doing it for Hand, here's Orlando's recent follows, sorted:

People we know:

Noa Pola-Gates (hmmmmmm), DJ Ukelele (hmm), Michael Henderson, Darius Snow, Latrell Neville

Current cycle recruits:

Quashon Fuller (unsigned Florida State DE commit): https://247sports.com/player/quashon-fuller-46039291/

Later cycle recruits:

Xavion Alford (2020): https://247sports.com/Player/Xavion-Alford-46051445/

Phillip Webb (2020): https://247sports.com/Player/Phillip-Webb-46054443/

Alex Morrison (2020): https://247sports.com/Player/Alex-Morrison-46053608/

Dayron Butler (2020): http://www.maxpreps.com/athlete/dayron-butler-iii/VmjeQC9TEeeT-Oz0u-e-FA/default.htm

Rob Wooten (2020): https://247sports.com/player/robert-wooten-46048118/

Payton Page (2021): https://247sports.com/Player/Payton-Page-46055295/

Did Gates really measure in at 5'9?

36 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

He's probably faster than Lehman, which makes him the fastest man alive. 

Negative.  You’re thinking of Deunte Chapman.  

Speaking of Deunte Chapman, he's at Last Chance U.

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Brown signed with Texas.

He seems to be exited to be a Longhorn, and I am proud he is.

Cain and others signed elsewhere, so fuckem!

3 hours ago, EZ$ said:

Derrian Brown is fast. Derrian Brown will work hard in the weight room. Derrian Brown is determined. Derrian Brown will listen to the coaches and will get better each day. Derrian Brown will make good grades. Derrian Brown is the missing link. 

This was a Deunte Chatman reference. 

I know it’s a little late for this but did we ever figure out how to pronounce that dude’s name?

don tay.  Doon tay.   De on tay.  De un tay.  

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

I know it’s a little late for this but did we ever figure out how to pronounce that dude’s name?

don tay.  Doon tay.   De on tay.  De un tay.  

Pos·er1
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1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Did Gates really measure in at 5'9?

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3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Damned selective dyslexia. I read this as "hat fag" and I was thoroughly confused.

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I got fag hag. CTE is kicking in. Or the booze

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Dude, let's get real. He's the best RB of all time before he even steps foot on campus 

Is this due to his long stride?

I don’t remember anyone saying Kate was a fat hag or a hat fag. The complaint was that she was built like 12 year old boy.

Just now, CastHorn said:

I don’t remember anyone saying Kate was a fat hag or a hat fag. The complaint was that she was built like 12 year old boy.

Then I’m a catholic priest.

Just now, CastHorn said:

I don’t remember anyone saying Kate was a fat hag or a hat fag. The complaint was that she was built like 12 year old boy.

And there was some article of her raving about foreskin facials. I’ve moved on.

8 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Not in my opinion. He's a very, very good RB. 

I'm on board: 

 

You know how a lot of coaches say they like linemen who also play other sports?  Well I like skill position players who also play defense, and specifically guys who get excited about lighting the fuck up ball carriers while on defense.  Both Brown and Jake Smith (and JW of course) show this in their highlights.  

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I'm on board: 

 

You know how a lot of coaches say they like linemen who also play other sports?  Well I like skill position players who also play defense, and specifically guys who get excited about lighting the fuck up ball carriers while on defense.  Both Brown and Jake Smith (and JW of course) show this in their highlights.  

Dudes are ballers.

DJ Ukelele is a very musical name and do t get me started on Cain, that man will kill a brother

Doesn’t seem like he makes people miss, so hopefully the OL progresses some more such that he can use his 1 cut and go. 

Brown's kind-of-bent-over running style reminds me a little of Dorsett's.

(That's not a straight-up comparison.)

14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I'm on board: 

 

You know how a lot of coaches say they like linemen who also play other sports?  Well I like skill position players who also play defense, and specifically guys who get excited about lighting the fuck up ball carriers while on defense.  Both Brown and Jake Smith (and JW of course) show this in their highlights.  

That's his junior film, which is solid but not especially amazing. His senior film is the real deal.

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Just now, Reese Bennett said:

Brown's kind-of-bent-over running style reminds me a little of Dorsett's.

(That's not a straight-up comparison.)

So we'll go with AD, Dorsett, Kamara, and Jamaal. Basically we have the greatest RB of all time showing up in June. Prepare your anus. 

16 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

calling it now. we arent taking another RB this year. HS kid, Juco or GT

I hope not.  I don’t think brown will be as college ready as Ingram was last year.  And we know what young is. Meanwhile Kirko doesn’t exist.  That means we will be puttting an awful lot on Ingram.  Not wise. 

19 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Brown's kind-of-bent-over running style reminds me a little of Dorsett's.

(That's not a straight-up comparison.)

His bent over style reminds me of your mom's 

22 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I hope not.  I don’t think brown will be as college ready as Ingram was last year.  And we know what young is. Meanwhile Kirko doesn’t exist.  That means we will be puttting an awful lot on Ingram.  Not wise. 

Whittingtons redesignation as an APB  and jake smith can be used there also.  I dont think the staff will waste a scolly on some JAG. Just to have an RB2. 

Since. Ousux signed that RB out of Ceritos Ca. I havent heard of any JUCO RBs that we are interested in. 

The staff has backed off Glass according to him (his visit schedule) and no other 2019 HS RBs that ive heard of. 

 

Now there may be a late GT RB late. But with what weve got coming in and the staff saying they are going to have a small class next year. It appears they are setting up to go with what they have this year. 

Unless I'm missing something. Just cause you want another RB doesnt mean there is another RB that the staff likes enough to give a scolly to. 

46 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I'm on board: 

 

You know how a lot of coaches say they like linemen who also play other sports?  Well I like skill position players who also play defense, and specifically guys who get excited about lighting the fuck up ball carriers while on defense.  Both Brown and Jake Smith (and JW of course) show this in their highlights.  

Mofo reminds me of Tony Fukin Dor-sett!

Damn, he beat me to it

Brown's kind-of-bent-over running style reminds me a little of Dorsett's.

(That's not a straight-up comparison.)

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Reese beat me

Staff is bigger on not taking jags than crying over who they missed. You don’t want mediocre guys eating up schollies 4-5 years. My guess is Brown is our sole RB take this class. 

Can a kid help us win it all? If not, pass.

18 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Whittingtons redesignation as an APB  and jake smith can be used there also.  I dont think the staff will waste a scolly on some JAG. Just to have an RB2. 

Since. Ousux signed that RB out of Ceritos Ca. I havent heard of any JUCO RBs that we are interested in. 

The staff has backed off Glass according to him (his visit schedule) and no other 2019 HS RBs that ive heard of. 

 

Now there may be a late GT RB late. But with what weve got coming in and the staff saying they are going to have a small class next year. It appears they are setting up to go with what they have this year. 

Unless I'm missing something. Just cause you want another RB doesnt mean there is another RB that the staff likes enough to give a scolly to. 

They've talked to Micah Kelly out of Mississippi, but no concrete visit plans have been set up.

1 minute ago, Babytime said:

How to spoiler something?

Hit the eye icon in the editor.

It's pretty funny - EJ could give two shits about UT football (he's emphatically an SMU fan), but aggy are such dicks to him on Twitter, especially when he posted hypotheticals about how helpful beating Georgia would be, that he basically mentions the Sugar Bowl in every tweet:

 

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Hit the eye icon in the editor.

I’m not seeing that.  Humidor dropped early if someone else wants to do it, or I can paste the whole thing.

 

Just now, Babytime said:

I’m not seeing that.  Humidor dropped early if someone else wants to do it, or I can paste the whole thing.

 

Second from right between the size toggle and the little paper Preview icon

12 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Agreed, let’s change it up. Lil’Jake Smith

Jake Gideon

1 hour ago, Reese Bennett said:

Brown's kind-of-bent-over running style reminds me a little of Dorsett's.

(That's not a straight-up comparison.)

Very similar to Dalvin Cook 

Maybe we could rename this forum Derrian Brown

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Second from right between the size toggle and the little paper Preview icon

I don’t have it.

12 hours ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

It’s clear to our fans, regardless of rankings, Texas is getting Day One game changers in Smith, Whittington, Brown, Floyd, and Owens. 

You add in Washington, TJohnson, Roshon, KWatson, and developmental guys like Warren, Sweat, Hookfin, and Mpagi, and this is starting to look like a competitive playoff roster.

Pretty incredible what Herman has achieved in two years, and what CDC has done in one. 🤘🏻

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