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Just now, DaysOff said:

So it seems like Sam shouldn't be allowed to run between the tackles next year.

That's not going to happen.

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Just now, futureman said:

who’s the ginger?

Garrett Graf was a walk-on who got his scholarship via magician. He's a grad assistant now.:

 

 

Garrett Graf, was a walk-on OL who got a scholly his senior year.  The ceremony was posted on here.  I assume he is Grad staff or QC now

 

edit:  Texifornia beat me to it

Edited by cafe society

Best part about that was the really shitty, weird, goofy magician say "Genetically, you are the school colors."  Too bad it got edited out.

3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Best part about that was the really shitty, weird, goofy magician say "Genetically, you are the school colors."  Too bad it got edited out.

is there any other kind?

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5 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

I went to college a 9 hour drive away from home and drove back at Thanksgiving, Christmas, Spring Break (sometimes) and for the summer. Usually at least one other time a year. 

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Did you have football practice?

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

For those who like drama, enjoy. For those of us who don't, TUMS are on the top shelf of the medicine cabinet.

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C’mon Javonne, this street ag... er, I mean trainer, only wants what’s best for you. 

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Yep. Preferred walk-on. Good move by the staff.

 

He has got some Bernie Kosar mechanics going on in that hudl.  

1 hour ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

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Sam's dad Jimmy also played at Texas in late 80s-early 90s. 

2 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Kurt Bohls is just an old fuck. He's not out to actively fuck the program. The "worst" thing he ever did was vote for Reggie Bush over VY in the Heisman. 

And that’s why no Texas fan should ever give a shit about anything he scribbles. Ever.

4 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

And that’s why no Texas fan should ever give a shit about anything he scribbles. Ever.

Didn't he also vote OU ahead of Texas in the final poll the year we beat them 45-35?  

1 hour ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Seems like we have a lot of Johnson incoming

Quote from South Austin's Mom^^^

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

So it seems like Sam shouldn't be allowed to run between the tackles next year.

Or ride scooters.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Hand has visited these two:

https://247sports.com/Player/Ira-Henry-46037653/

https://247sports.com/Player/Dawand-Jones-46052090/

EDIT: Holy shit "@coach_pimp" is a thing

 

Suchomel posted this about Dawand Jones yesterday 

Spoiler

Looks like you can pretty much scratch mammoth OL Dawand Jones off the list of options, barring a late change. Jones will visit Ohio State this weekend and has one visit remaining after that. He told another Rivals reporter he's looking at Auburn, Penn State, Oregon and Boston College for his final visit.

 

Most healthy programs have a walk on every year or two who earns a starting spot or is at least involved in a rotation.  I wonder if the year our walk-on program will produce such dividends will be 2019 or 2020.  In any event, it will happen eventually.

4 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Most healthy programs have a walk on every year or two who earns a starting spot or is at least involved in a rotation.  I wonder if the year our walk-on program will produce such dividends will be 2019 or 2020.  In any event, it will happen eventually.

Durst was a contributor on special teams this year until some cockroach fuck ended his season with a dirty hit.

1 hour ago, DaysOff said:

So it seems like Sam shouldn't be allowed to run between the tackles next year.

Better that he run between them than into them....

5 hours ago, Machinator said:

Meanwhile, Arizona State signed 3 QBs this cycle.

You play (recruit) to win the game, Machinator.

47 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Most healthy programs have a walk on every year or two who earns a starting spot or is at least involved in a rotation.  I wonder if the year our walk-on program will produce such dividends will be 2019 or 2020.  In any event, it will happen eventually.

I was going to mention Durst, but Macinator beat me to it.  Was Dylan “the human hurdle” Haines a Mack or Charlie walk on?

Edited by ShowmeyourTDs

Durst was fine.  I think he came over when Charlie was still here, but I may be wrong about that.

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Durst was fine.  I think he came over when Charlie was still here, but I may be wrong about that.

Yes, transferred from Tarleton State in 2016.

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Sam's dad Jimmy also played at Texas in late 80s-early 90s. 

3 generations of Saxtons playin QB at Texas- thats pretty cool. 

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If Jake Ehlinger and David Neil make it in, this would be one of the most badass PWO classes I can remember.

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this is the kid who was in Austin High and couldn't beat out a freshman so he transferred schools.[/QUOTE]

 

5 minutes ago, hornyhorn said:

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this is the kid who was in Austin High and couldn't beat out a freshman so he transferred schools.[/QUOTE]

Austin High is a fucking powerhouse so that is not surprising. 

23 minutes ago, hornyhorn said:

on saxton

 

“And that Freshman went on to be Super Bowl MVP, Nick Foles.”

1 minute ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

“And that Freshman went on to be Super Bowl MVP, Nick Foles.”

foles was a westlake kid.  he’d have never gone to a shitty inner city dump like austin high. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

foles was a westlake kid.  he’d have never gone to a shitty inner city dump like austin high. 

Typo - he meant John Elway.

49 minutes ago, hornyhorn said:

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Playblair, when Texas won the Sugar Bowl, what did you do with all the posts about Jimbo, in year one, having a better season than Herman in year two? Did you delete them? Or did you save them to read alone at night? Such a missed opportunity for you. 

1 minute ago, Ricky Butler said:

Playblair, when Texas won the Sugar Bowl, what did you do with all the posts about Jimbo, in year one, having a better season than Herman in year two? Did you delete them? Or did you save them to read alone at night? Such a missed opportunity for you. 

Cried to sleep while gazing wistfully at his framed picture of Marcel Brooks.

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Cried to sleep while gazing wistfully at his framed picture of Marcel Brooks.

He follows UT recruiting more closely than 95% of us on this board. It's weird as hell.

6 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

He follows UT recruiting more closely than 95% of us on this board. It's weird as hell.

Wait who is this guy?

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Wait who is this guy?

IDK who Playblair is, but HornyHorn is, I believe, the poster formerly known as Carl or variations thereof, who has been banned at least twice.  

3 hours ago, hookem48 said:

Did you have football practice?

No, but I was a 23 year old freshman because I spent ages 17 to 22 playing professional soccer overseas. Suffered a bad back injury and got career cut crazy short. 

 

3 minutes ago, cafe society said:

IDK who Playblair is, but HornyHorn is, I believe, the poster formerly known as Carl or variations thereof, who has been banned at least twice.  

I visit Spurstalk from time to time because I find, HE WHO WILL NOT BE NAMED OR CREDITED, does a decent job aggregating UT recruiting info. I'm no forensic linguist, but I did watch "Manhunt: Unabomber." I'm pretty sure the obnoxious troll from that thread, Playblair, is also Carl! and HornyHorn, and probably 5 other posters on this site.

 

4 minutes ago, cafe society said:

IDK who Playblair is, but HornyHorn is, I believe, the poster formerly known as Carl or variations thereof, who has been banned at least twice.  

Playblair was a a poster on spurstalk (the ghost town where the being TFloss resides) who always trashed Texas and pumped up Baylor and A&M

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Playblair was a a poster on spurstalk (the ghost town where the being TFloss resides)[1] who always trashed Texas and pumped up Baylor and A&M

[1] Carol A. Tamminga, Deborah R. Medoff
Dialogues Clin Neurosci. 2000 Dec; 2(4): 339–348.
PMCID: 
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9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

No hard feelings here. He would have been close to, or graduated by the time he would have a chance to start, if ever. He made what at the time looked to be a good gamble, but didn’t turn out. New shit came to light (fortunately for us, not so much for him). Hope he does well. 

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