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Just now, ShowmeyourTDs said:

Burnt Orange Media Conspiracy

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    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
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    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Bragging on my 'croots.

it's what you say when a Texas recruit gets a bump.  It's just the BOMC again--bragging on my croots!

sweet.  thanks. 

42 minutes ago, futureman said:

what does BOMC mean

I could be wrong, but I believe BOMC was an old, old wooden ship used in the civil war era. 

But, in all seriousness, it stands for Book Of the Month Club. 

Dewey, I doubt that aggy would be concerned about the use of an old, old wooden ship.  

Unless of course it was stocked full of glory holes.

BOMC was discovered by the Germans in 1904.  BOMC in German means a whale's vagina.

 

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3 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Baylor fans are mad too. 

 

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11 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

That is just.....THE BEST.  BC is too awesome.

12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Oh shit.  Carrington reads Surly confirmed!!!

1 hour ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

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Any feline owner knows that cats love paper bags, plastic bags and all sorts of boxes.  A box arrives to your home and within five minutes, your cat is inside it!  But, it’s not just boxes, but other enclosed objects, including bags, laundry baskets, suitcases and backpacks.  So, what’s the rub?

Boxes offer cats a sense of security and a place to play or prey!

Cats instinctively seek out confined spaces. In the wild, confined spaces allow cats to both hide from predators and sneakily stalk prey!

While inside a box, cats feel as if they are hiding and can’t be snuck up on from behind or the side. Anything or anyone that wants to approach them must will be directly in their field of vision.  Boxes let cats watch the world around them without being seen.  And, of course, hiding is natural for cats as they run and hide to a confined space when they are scared or stressed.

 

3 hours ago, Fud said:

Scrong troll game is scrong

 

Some good salty aggy comments on this one.

8 minutes ago, WBT said:

Any feline owner knows that cats love paper bags, plastic bags and all sorts of boxes.  A box arrives to your home and within five minutes, your cat is inside it!  But, it’s not just boxes, but other enclosed objects, including bags, laundry baskets, suitcases and backpacks.  So, what’s the rub?

Boxes offer cats a sense of security and a place to play or prey!

Cats instinctively seek out confined spaces. In the wild, confined spaces allow cats to both hide from predators and sneakily stalk prey!

While inside a box, cats feel as if they are hiding and can’t be snuck up on from behind or the side. Anything or anyone that wants to approach them must will be directly in their field of vision.  Boxes let cats watch the world around them without being seen.  And, of course, hiding is natural for cats as they run and hide to a confined space when they are scared or stressed.

Cats & Boxes..... Is this tale some kinda code for South Austin's Mom??

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If we end getting Henry I wouldn't be surprised if Dele' transfers out if he's not starting next year.

4 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Baylor fans are mad too. 

 

Shehan, I was combing through rape history in Waco and noticed it spiked in Dec. 2007.  Art Briles committed to Baylor on Nov 27, 2007.

37 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

That is just.....THE BEST.  BC is too awesome.

Glad he’s decided to use his powers for good instead of evil. 

4 hours ago, texasstrong12 said:

Baylor fans are mad too. 

 

That guy is always pissed off at anything positive regarding Texas. It's pathetic, but since he's a Baylor fan that's the status quo.

2 hours ago, futureman said:

again, I know that’s what goes through your head.  but what does it really mean?

Big Oriental Muff Crusher. 

10 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If we end getting Henry I wouldn't be surprised if Dele' transfers out if he's not starting next year.

If that means we have a really good linebacker starting, so be it.

This is great.

Wiley might end up as the biggest surprise of the class. And it might be at OT.
1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:


Wiley might end up as the biggest surprise of the class. And it might be at OT.

So, the Lane Johnson track?  Not sure I see that, depends on how much weight he can stack and maintain his athleticism.

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:


Wiley might end up as the biggest surprise of the class. And it might be at OT.

His ranking is the joke, if there is one.  He’s a legit 6’6 with wheels and there are 1,400 prospects better than him? 

BOMC is the Blessed Orientation Memory Concentration test.  It's a screening tool to check for suspected dementia in an elderly person.........now, remind me to whom I'm speaking.

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

If we end getting Henry I wouldn't be surprised if Dele' transfers out if he's not starting next year.

how many years does he have left?  lakia henry.

 

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

Wiley might end up as the biggest surprise of the class. And it might be at OT.

fuck off with the wiley to OT talk.  he’s gonna be a 6’6” 260 lb monster who can run and block and catch tds.  END OF STORY. 

Has the staff even visited Shepherd this month?  Don't think Herman has done the in-home.  Maybe they don't give a shit what he does.

21 minutes ago, futureman said:

how many years does he have left?  lakia henry.

Two to play two

10 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Has the staff even visited Shepherd this month?  Don't think Herman has done the in-home.  Maybe they don't give a shit what he does.

He is acting like a guy who has already signed.  Can you take an OV to a place you already signed?

8 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He is acting like a guy who has already signed.  Can you take an OV to a place you already signed?

Nah, they wouldn’t risk a leak. It would ruin their planned nsd2 extravaganza wherein he pulls a collie out of a duffle bag while the aggy marching band plays their saw’em off fight song in front of a swaying crowd donned in maroon covered with sec logos doing the horns down, while passing jizz jars among the teary-eyed faithful.

3 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

Oh shit.  Carrington reads Surly confirmed!!!

Exactly what I thought too

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Has the staff even visited Shepherd this month?  Don't think Herman has done the in-home.  Maybe they don't give a shit what he does.

You don't even hear about the signees hitting him up. I'm kinda surprised that no one has put him on blast yet.

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7 minutes ago, Atticus said:

You don't even hear about the signees hitting him up. I'm kinda surprised that no one has put him on blast yet.

They were given the order that Santiago is not to be touched.

35 minutes ago, Modessit said:

aggy: Dad with the horns down. Whoop!

you know, neither brayden nor his parents are giving a hookem... should we be worried about this?  has he signed his LOI or just the financial aid thing?  would really hate to lose him. 

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

you know, neither brayden nor his parents are giving a hookem... should we be worried about this?  has he signed his LOI or just the financial aid thing?  would really hate to lose him. 

I can't tell if you're being serious or not. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I can't tell if you're being serious or not. 

Do you even futureman, bro?

10 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I can't tell if you're being serious or not. 

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24 minutes ago, futureman said:

you know, neither brayden nor his parents are giving a hookem... should we be worried about this?  has he signed his LOI or just the financial aid thing?  would really hate to lose him. 

He's already in the transfer portal. 

1 hour ago, Modessit said:
3 hours ago, Machinator said:
 

aggy: Dad with the horns down. Whoop!

He's doing a Bret Bielema

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

I would like to read this if anyone has it.

44 minutes ago, futureman said:

bulbous oozing mangy cunt

Googled it. Don’t do it.

3 hours ago, Babytime said:

I would like to read this if anyone has it.

Article basically said he’s one of the best kept secrets left of the 2019 class, Freshman OT. He wasn’t expected to graduate until next fall 2019. He took extra classes and now will graduate in May. Three years left of eligibility. Texas was the first to contact him & he had a meeting with Coach Hand for 90 mins. Very familiar with the Texas program and will make a decision before signing day.

Ty’Son Williams, RB from South Carolina is grad transferring. Good kid. All purpose 220lb runningback with some good speed. 

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