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1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

To show just how little 'bread' there is in this Texas recruiting class

Texas is the only team in the top 10 with 0 5-star composites recruits and only LSU and Penn State have fewer commits than Texas 23.

Braggin On My Croots!!  love hermanator. #BOMC

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    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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16 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

How did Porter ever see the portal

I think he squeaked through on the 4th attempt, after getting this the first three times:

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30 minutes ago, satyanash said:

So neither Jake Smith nor Jordan Whittington got a bump? Lame.

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1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

The updates don't happen all at once.  I have no idea how the fuck 247 stores their data - but it will probably take a day or two for all of the players updates to be completed.

It's all done on separate thumb drives and they have to be shared via pony express.

11 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

The only way Smith was going to get a bump was going to an all star game and lighting up better competition. 

or, you know, releasing an absolutely dominating reel of senior film and winning Gatorade National Player of the Year for it...

Just now, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

It's all done on separate thumb drives and they have to be shared via pony express.

Carrier pigeons, man. Get with the times.

Just now, satyanash said:

Carrier pigeons, man. Get with the times.

I meant with Dickerson and cjk5h running them all over the country. Probably messing with the numberz and shit too.

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

Doesn't  247 love Shepherd? He might get a bump.

Terry tweeted that a shepherd could be a top 10 pick or something like that when watching his film but they have to balance that with his high chance of being a complete and total bust. Low 4 star is usually where they put guys like that. I wouldn’t have been shocked if they bump him a bit but it looks like all their ratings have gone through so he’s probably not getting one.

52 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm pretty sure Burton doesn't even participate in rankings anymore. I could be wrong. Of course, if he doesn't, then that just is further proof to aggy that he is behind the scenes pulling the strings on all the experts that work for him. See, in took me 5 seconds to figure out how aTm will discount this new feature completely out of hand. BURTON MADE PERRONI DO IT.

He doesn’t but the ags have been whining about Burton, either himself or via EJ and Howe, etc forcing 247 to change certain UT commits for years, which is funny because Perroni actually has the most input out of any team-specific guy in Texas. They have him go to a lot of national and Texas-wide events to give input. Not to mention the whole Elko-Fong thing they have going.

10 minutes ago, satyanash said:

or, you know, releasing an absolutely dominating reel of senior film and winning Gatorade National Player of the Year for it...

His junior film was just as incredible. The senior film really didn’t move the needle at all. Everyone knows he can dominate short, slow white kids in AZ. His only chance for a bump was showing that he can do the same thing against the nation’s Best athletes. 

I realize this advice will be wasted on you, but don’t be a bitch. 

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So there's a post on The Football Brainiacs site titled "Big News Likely on the way."

I hope they're right or we're never getting to 1000.

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

So there's a post on The Football Brainiacs site titled "Big News Likely on the way."

I hope they're right or we're never getting to 1000.

If it happens, it's going to get us to 1000. 

If.

It is actually big enough to where they definitely don't want to blow their load too soon otherwise they'll have an absurd amount of backlash if it falls through.

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48 minutes ago, satyanash said:

So neither Jake Smith nor Jordan Whittington got a bump? Lame.

Doesn't look like they've been released yet?

5 minutes ago, gordogg24p said:

If it happens, it's going to get us to 1000. 

If.

It is actually big enough to where they definitely don't want to blow their load too soon otherwise they'll have an absurd amount of backlash if it falls through.

Where the fuck is Machinator?

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Where the fuck is Machinator?

Heading for the happening bunker.

20 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Carrier pigeons, man. Get with the times.

*ravens

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Doesn't look like they've been released yet?

It’s hard to tell if they’ve all happened or if the ratings are getting rolled out incrementally. Marcus Washington was moved by 247 from #493 to 416. lulz. Barton will never get over that slow 40 time he ran while injured at the camp where he won WR MVP. 

11 minutes ago, gordogg24p said:

If it happens, it's going to get us to 1000. 

If.

It is actually big enough to where they definitely don't want to blow their load too soon otherwise they'll have an absurd amount of backlash if it falls through.

Why are you guys speaking in code? This is not a 9.95 business here. What is it? 

19 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

So there's a post on The Football Brainiacs site titled "Big News Likely on the way."

I hope they're right or we're never getting to 1000.

Just a heads up, there is likely to be some pretty major news coming out later today that could impact Texas…in a good way.

I’m sorry to be the, “I know something but can’t tell you” guy.

But when this news drops and again, it’s likely to happen today, you’ll know it was what this was in reference to.

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Just now, RGBIII said:

Just a heads up, there is likely to be some pretty major news coming out later today that could impact Texas…in a good way.

I’m sorry to be the, “I know something but can’t tell you” guy.

But when this news drops and again, it’s likely to happen today, you’ll know it was what this was in reference to.

Bru? He's coming?

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Just a heads up, there is likely to be some pretty major news coming out later today that could impact Texas…in a good way.

I’m sorry to be the, “I know something but can’t tell you” guy.

But when this news drops and again, it’s likely to happen today, you’ll know it was what this was in reference to.

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2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Just a heads up, there is likely to be some pretty major news coming out later today that could impact Texas…in a good way.

I’m sorry to be the, “I know something but can’t tell you” guy.

But when this news drops and again, it’s likely to happen today, you’ll know it was what this was in reference to.

And for 2019? 

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4 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Why are you guys speaking in code? This is not a 9.95 business here. What is it? 

Excuse me... We're 6.99, thank you very much.

inb4 nice

He's *clearly* talking about Houston and Porter on the transfer portal. 

If I had to guess...coaching changes?

Why are you guys speaking in code? This is not a 9.95 business here. What is it? 
I'm not speaking in code; I don't subscribe there so all I can see is the headline on the front page. I posted what I saw.
2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If any of you really knows, is it player related or coach related?

Yes.

2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

EJ’s list:

1. Waddle

2. Waddle

3. Waddle

4. Waddle

5. Waddle

6. Waddle

.....

999. Rondale Moore

 But seriously, I can’t think of a list I’d want to see less than EJ’s 5 stars.

Fify

Just now, Huckleberry said:
6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:
Why are you guys speaking in code? This is not a 9.95 business here. What is it? 

I'm not speaking in code; I don't subscribe there so all I can see is the headline on the front page. I posted what I saw.

I for sure was not talking about your post. It looks like we won’t have to wait long anyway.

The wording implies a coaching change of some kind. 

There is no big news that is going to happen for 2019 recruiting. The hoped close is Richmond/JUCO, Proctor, and Henry. No one cares whether Shepherd stays or goes. He could be a strong starter or a bust. There probably is very little middle ground.

8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Just a heads up, there is likely to be some pretty major news coming out later today that could impact Texas…in a good way.

I’m sorry to be the, “I know something but can’t tell you” guy.

But when this news drops and again, it’s likely to happen today, you’ll know it was what this was in reference to.

Major news either is Jake Majors or Major Applewhite....read between the lines folks!!!!!!

Just now, Newy25 said:

The wording implies a coaching change of some kind. 

what wording 

Just now, futureman said:

what wording 

yes.

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Just a heads up, there is likely to be some pretty major news coming out later today that could impact Texas…in a good way.

I’m sorry to be the, “I know something but can’t tell you” guy.

But when this news drops and again, it’s likely to happen today, you’ll know it was what this was in reference to.

I'll spill the beans on the big announcement. I've decided to go to the WVU game next year. Book your tickets if you want to see me vomit in Morgantown. 

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Major news either is Jake Majors or Major Applewhite....read between the lines folks!!!!!!

Did you just try to quote your sock and accidentally forget to log out? 

2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Did you just try to quote your sock and accidentally forget to log out? 

I think he was just pointing out what he saw as a potential clue in his previous post (which was a copy/paste from the article). 

Just now, thepop said:

LJH changed his mind?. 

huge if true.  has he signed an agent?

23 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Where the fuck is Machinator?

Watching, waiting, commiserating

Just now, Machinator said:

Watching, waiting, commiserating

Say it ain't so.

13 minutes ago, OnAComputer said:

Excuse me... We're 6.99, thank you very much.

inb4 nice

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5 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

I think he was just pointing out what he saw as a potential clue in his previous post (which was a copy/paste from the article). 

bingo, couldnt edit my earlier post

Jalen Hurts told Riley to fuck off and is transferring elsewhere?

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

bingo, couldnt edit my earlier post

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Just now, thepop said:

Jalen Hurts told Riley to fuck off and is transferring elsewhere?

that’s irrelevant news.  he said “big” news. 

12 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I'll spill the beans on the big announcement. I've decided to go to the WVU game next year. Book your tickets if you want to see me vomit in Morgantown. 

How is that moonshine?

I think he was just pointing out what he saw as a potential clue in his previous post (which was a copy/paste from the article). 

Is there a clue in this explanation of the clue?

said its way bigger than Demas decommitting 

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