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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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Just now, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Maybe has something to do with Tee Martin?  Did he get picked up somewhere?

He's now back at Tenn

Just now, Richter said:

This is truly unbelievable.  I'm floored and can't remember the last time something like this happened.

I never saw it coming either.  the game has changed.  

1 minute ago, BigBenBamboozle said:

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What is happening? PAge views and posts in the thread are marching towards 1k

 

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1 minute ago, Richter said:

This is truly unbelievable.  I'm floored and can't remember the last time something like this happened.

I am astounded. I never thought something like this was even possible.

I've checked with my sources and I can definitely confirm that all should come out within the hour

1 minute ago, futureman said:

I never saw it coming either.  the game has changed.  

 

2 minutes ago, Richter said:

This is truly unbelievable.  I'm floored and can't remember the last time something like this happened.

WHOA!!!

2 minutes ago, Richter said:

This is truly unbelievable.  I'm floored and can't remember the last time something like this happened.

 

Just now, Valmy77 said:

I am astounded. I never thought something like this was even possible.

Dear Surly Horns,

I never thought this would happen to me...

2 minutes ago, Digdogger said:

I've checked with my sources and I can definitely confirm that all should come out within the hour

To hell with your source and the horse that your source rode in on.

Malikmas 2019?

I sent Gabe with TFB a quick message and all I got in return was, 'stay woke'.

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Just now, Huckleberry said:

Dear penthouse forum,

I never thought this would happen to me...

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2 minutes ago, Digdogger said:

I've checked with my sources and I can definitely confirm that all should come out within the hour

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1 minute ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

I feel fucking stupid.  

You're not alone... 

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3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

 

Geeze, why bother with the teaser if you're going to drop such a big clue...

1 minute ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

I feel fucking stupid.  

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Hahaha, he already deleted that tweet. These pay site guys are gonna fuck this up, whatever it is.

 

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Wavy and Woke!

Jimbo to the Cowboys?

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Huh

 

That's definitely the good news for Texas. Recruiting moral victory!

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Hahaha, he already deleted that tweet. These pay site guys are gonna fuck this up, whatever it is.

"Never Mind. Pardon, I Lack Awareness"

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Huh

 

Baizer and IT both liked that tweet

Jesus. CTJ called it and walked this right down the line, perfectly, even up to how badly the 9.95 crowd fucks everything up.

When this doesn't happen, and everything gets spilled out on the table, the meltdown will be big enough to rival the celebration that would have happened in terms of sheer scope. 

Fucking morons. 

this much hubbub over kyle porter going into the transfer portal?  mmkay.

1 minute ago, sidis said:

this much hubbub over kyle porter going into the transfer portal?  mmkay.

kyle porter AAAAND tristan houston. geez

I've talked to Baizer and he confirmed off the record that there is nothing to this story   and this was done solely to ensure we make it to 1000 pages. PM CTJ if you want proof.

Jesus our 9.95'ers could fuck up a wet dream...if this shit does indeed get fucked I hope all access gets taken away from their bitchasses.

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EJ's going to get murdered in his sleep by a Texas fan if this all happens the way it seems it might. Baizer might need to watch out, too.

5 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Jesus. CTJ called it and walked this right down the line, perfectly, even up to how badly the 9.95 crowd fucks everything up.

When this doesn't happen, and everything gets spilled out on the table, the meltdown will be big enough to rival the celebration that would have happened in terms of sheer scope. 

Fucking morons. 

Well, to be fair, CTJ is playing 4D chess and the rest of us are just struggling to understand how this could've been possible to begin with, much less the 6th-order ramifications.  I mean, the phrase "shock the world" barely covers it.

5 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Whatever it is, based on the hype now created is destined to be a let down, preparing myself now...

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

EJ's going to get murdered in his sleep by a Texas fan if this all happens the way it seems it might. Baizer might need to watch out, too.

I'm more amazed people haven't figured this out yet. But yes EJ will be a dead man walking on Texas boards if he somehow fucks this up. 

 

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1 minute ago, tittiesandbeer said:

No More Parties in LA

Staying wavy

Baizer and IT liked a Bru tweet

 

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