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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Jesus. CTJ called it and walked this right down the line, perfectly, even up to how badly the 9.95 crowd fucks everything up.

When this doesn't happen, and everything gets spilled out on the table, the meltdown will be big enough to rival the celebration that would have happened in terms of sheer scope. 

Fucking morons. 

You are going to look so fucking stupid when the 9.95ers make the big announcement that they have upgraded their services to include the Platinum Diamond 5 Star Package which gives subscribers full access to all the behind the scenes info that only real insiders have. Also you get a hat and XXXL size t-shirt that says "Big Cigar". All for only $499.99 a year or $99.99 a month. We'll see who the fucking morons are then. 

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33 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

ej chimes in

It's a message to Manziel - No more putting it Looch's asshole.

Keep an eye out for big news breaking soon:

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1 minute ago, Richter said:

Well, to be fair, CTJ is playing 4D chess and the rest of us are just struggling to understand how this could've been possible to begin with, much less the 6th-order ramifications.  I mean, the phrase "shock the world" barely covers it.

Does this mean your scissors beats my paper or do I need to 'Go Fish'? I am so lost here.

we make 12 year old gossipy girls seem mature.  i can't believe i've been hitting refresh on this thread hoping to find out earlier what the fuss is about.  i need to get a life.

1 minute ago, deech said:

It's a message to Manziel - No more putting it Looch's asshole.

I am glad to see some of you guys can connect the dots. Could this be more obvious?

we make 12 year old gossipy girls seem mature.  i can't believe i've been hitting refresh on this thread hoping to find out earlier what the fuss is about.  i need to get a life.


Me too, but I’m currently at the DMV so I give myself a pass.
4 minutes ago, CowboyFred said:

Jesus our 9.95'ers could fuck up a wet dream...if this shit does indeed get fucked I hope all access gets taken away from their bitchasses.

Schrodinger's  shit

I wonder if other programs have $9.95-ers that are so destructive. I know there was one K-State writer who blabbed early and cost them a coaching hire once, although the details escape me.

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Dear Surly, I wrote you but you still ain't callin'
 

Stan...

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

we make 12 year old gossipy girls seem mature.  i can't believe i've been hitting refresh on this thread hoping to find out earlier what the fuss is about.  i need to get a life.

lemmings

Can we just make this easier and get a raise of hands of who knows, who is just a jackass, and who knows but Is also a jackass?

edit:also announce what category you fall into 

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Just now, satyanash said:

I wonder if other programs have $9.95-ers that are so destructive. I know there was one K-State writer who blabbed early and cost them a coaching hire once, although the details escape me.

USC had a guy who prematurely broke Chris Steele's decision (back when he committed to them).

Wiltfong said that Washington will get his rating bumped further.

3 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Can we just make this easier and get a raise of hands of who knows, who is just a jackass, and who knows but Is also a jackass?

*raises hand

Ive been able to confirm that RC Slocum has admitted that he did indeed offer.  

Just now, Richter said:

*raises hand

Everyone should just go back to enjoying the rankings tears. Washington is getting another bump? Outstanding. Apparently 247 updates players 10 at a time. 

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Wiltfong said that Washington will get his rating bumped further.

Did they forget about him?

2 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Can we just make this easier and get a raise of hands of who knows, who is just a jackass, and who knows but Is also a jackass?

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2 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Can we just make this easier and get a raise of hands of who knows, who is just a jackass, and who knows but Is also a jackass?

Go ahead and put me down for option b

Take this as you will, EJ said in a thread that this relates to something he recently started covering. He recently started covering grad transfer recruiting so there’s that. 

Just now, dilloncp98 said:

Take this as you will, EJ said in a thread that this relates to something he recently started covering. He recently started covering grad transfer recruiting so there’s that. 

Kanye grad transfer? I thought he was a college dropout.

 

These jokes will only get worse the longer this takes.

Apparently EJ doesn't understand that someone has to attend more than a single one of their college classes, much less zero, to graduate and thus qualify to be a "grad transfer."

1 minute ago, dilloncp98 said:

Take this as you will, EJ said in a thread that this relates to something he recently started covering. He recently started covering grad transfer recruiting so there’s that. 

It is too soon for Bru to graduate?  How many AP credits did he have?

Just now, Harry Ellis said:

Kanye grad transfer? I thought he was a college dropout.

 

These jokes will only get worse the longer this takes.

So maybe just quit now

7 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

we make 12 year old gossipy girls seem mature.  i can't believe i've been hitting refresh on this thread hoping to find out earlier what the fuss is about.  i need to get a life.

Well you’re not alone but we can turn this up even ANOTHER notch. If someone has already said what it is, will you admit it? Warmer or colder? I will clean my room if you tel me what it is. I will tell your wife that I saw your sexts to your secretary if you don’t tell. I won’t tell anyone if you tell.

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

Wow. 247Sports shot Myron Warren up 292 spots! Talk about a late riser.

Myron Warren was criminally underrated. That kid dominated this year. 

3 minutes ago, dilloncp98 said:

Take this as you will, EJ said in a thread that this relates to something he recently started covering. He recently started covering grad transfer recruiting so there’s that. 

Shane Buechele is transferring back?

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Apparently EJ doesn't understand that someone has to attend more than a single one of their college classes, much less zero, to graduate and thus qualify to be a "grad transfer."

I just cannot go there mentally. I'm too fragile. 

3 minutes ago, dilloncp98 said:

Take this as you will, EJ said in a thread that this relates to something he recently started covering. He recently started covering grad transfer recruiting so there’s that. 

Any Stanford OL in the transfer portal?

Just now, Laxtonto said:

Any Stanford OL in the transfer portal?

Walker Little come on down! (Also Bragg and Lindberg)

4 minutes ago, dilloncp98 said:

Take this as you will, EJ said in a thread that this relates to something he recently started covering. He recently started covering grad transfer recruiting so there’s that. 

I think he's always covered grad transfers... He recently started covering the transfer portal, which includes all transfers (grad and regular)

Connor Williams coming back to use his last year of eligibility?

I’m just here to chime in that I don’t have a clue what this is all about. Also, since there is nothing I can do about what ever it is, I refuse to get excited about it until something definitive comes out, and only then if it lives up to the hype, be it positive or negative enough to move the needle. Until that occurs, fuck this nonsense.

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

I’m just here to chime in that I don’t have a clue what this is all about. Also, since there is nothing I can do about what ever it is, I refuse to get excited about it until something definitive comes out, and only then if it lives up to the hype, be it positive or negative enough to move the needle. Until that occurs, fuck this nonsense.

Me too!

[hits F5 for the eleventy billionth time today]

Sitting in sales org meeting all day. Hitting f5. May have a problem.

 

Just now, TexasBeta said:

Sitting is sales org meeting all day. Hitting f5. May have a problem.

Because you're in sales?

3 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I’m just here to chime in that I don’t have a clue what this is all about. Also, since there is nothing I can do about what ever it is, I refuse to get excited about it until something definitive comes out, and only then if it lives up to the hype, be it positive or negative enough to move the needle. Until that occurs, fuck this nonsense.

Fuck your nonsense. I just fired up my Kanye playlist and made a bucket of popcorn. That’s right, a bucket.

54 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

ej chimes in

NAMBLA? A reference to aggy?

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We need some more aggy tear screenshots in here stat. This shit is almost certainly not happening now, and the sooner everyone forgets the better. Plus I want more screenshots. 

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Just now, SydneyCarton said:

We need some more aggy tear screenshots in here stat. This shit is almost certainly not happening now, and the sooner everyone forgets the better. 

Giles discussion anyone?

 

Zoroastrianism?

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Just now, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

NAMBLA? A reference to aggy?

Pretty sure that aggy is more interested in NAMSLA.

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

We need some more aggy tear screenshots in here stat. This shit is almost certainly not happening now, and the sooner everyone forgets the better. Plus I want more screenshots. 

Not with that attitude it’s not. 

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