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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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It’s something that should end up being positive for Texas Football.  A coaching change or player would be directly positive to Texas Football.  It will be something stupid.  Maybe Herman hired Hamm as his recruiting guru?

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

We need some more aggy tear screenshots in here stat. This shit is almost certainly not happening now, and the sooner everyone forgets the better. 

Really? I am not sure an episode as stupid as the last hour can be quickly forgotten 

It's a big fat nothing burger

Just now, EZ$ said:

It’s something that should end up being positive for Texas Football.  A coaching change or player would be directly positive to Texas Football.  It will be something stupid.  Maybe Herman hired Hamm as his recruiting guru?

Our new recruiting coordinator is FWK!

20 minutes ago, satyanash said:

I wonder if other programs have $9.95-ers that are so destructive. I know there was one K-State writer who blabbed early and cost them a coaching hire once, although the details escape me.

May I introduce you to Taylor Hamm?

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

This shit is almost certainly not happening now, and the sooner everyone forgets the better.

So then just tell us what the fuck it supposedly is...if a deal can fall through over some shitty, cryptic tweet and a 6.99 guy saying some major may be happening, then it must have been some bullshit that wasn't going to happen regardless.

Just now, TXs said:

It's a big fat nothing burger

$9.95 wasted.

TFB sometimes has good info but they sure do start a lot of these worthless spaz outs. 

IT is doing a 2020 Q&A (unrelated to this stuff). I'll drop some of the more interesting stuff in the 2020 thread.

 

16 minutes ago, dilloncp98 said:

Take this as you will, EJ said in a thread that this relates to something he recently started covering. He recently started covering grad transfer recruiting so there’s that. 

OHMYGODWEAREGETTINGSTARKELMOTION!

4 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

NAMBLA? A reference to aggy?

Neaten 

Up

My

Pool,

Ignorant

Little

aggy 

Edited by UncleBuck

I didn't think it would be possible, but I just caught word of even bigger news that should come out within the next day to six months.  When it happens, I will let you all know so that you can give me proper credit and fully appreciate my credibility.  

If, by some crazy happenstance, it does not happen, it will be purely because of you all demanding to know what it was I was hinting at and not leaving well enough alone. 

I just got off the phone with my source. It seems Saunders, Cain, and Bru have all hired a lawyer to get out of their current obligations. They are all seeking ratings bumps and have been told the only way of accomplishing this is to commit to Texas. 

22 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Can we just make this easier and get a raise of hands of who knows, who is just a jackass, and who knows but Is also a jackass?

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If it is a new recruit, it's good news we are getting them as 247 is changing its rankings.  That way, they can flip today, get a huge ranking boost tomorrow by 247 and we can keep pushing higher up the overall ratings.

3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

TFB sometimes has good info but they sure do start a lot of these worthless spaz outs. 

Yeah, but they aren't the only one that thinks this is happening. Fairly certain IT and 247 think it's happening too. 

Edited by texasstrong12

I've figured it out.  Apparently, there is no more pussy in Los Angeles and/or Louisiana.

Just now, texasstrong12 said:

Yeah, but I don't think they're the only one that thinks this is happening. Fairly certain IT and 247 think it's happening too. 

Ketchum is finally getting that gender reassignment surgery? I know the whole industry has been behind him since he came out. 

Just now, rickyspub said:

if a deal can fall through over some shitty, cryptic tweet and a 6.99 guy saying some major may be happening, then it must have been some bullshit that wasn't going to happen regardless. 

precisely.  all this horseshit is amusing merely from the perspective of what a bunch of fucking housewives this entire sphere is...and what a bunch of attention whores there are on this board.

2 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

I've figured it out.  Apparently, there is no more pussy in Los Angeles and/or Louisiana.

shit.

8 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

So then just tell us what the fuck it supposedly is...if a deal can fall through over some shitty, cryptic tweet and a 6.99 guy saying some major may be happening, then it must have been some bullshit that wasn't going to happen regardless.

Well, to be fair to those of us in the know, it just seemed too big to fail and this couldn't have been foreseen.

1 minute ago, sidis said:

precisely.  all this horseshit is amusing merely from the perspective of what a bunch of fucking housewives this entire sphere is...and what a bunch of attention whores there are on this board.

I sure am glad linux stopped buttfucking you long enough to enable you to make this post about how above the fray you are and what fools the rest of us are. It really adds something substantive to the discussion every time you show up. 

28 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Wiltfong said that Washington will get his rating bumped further.

marcus?  or jason?

8 minutes ago, sidis said:

precisely.  all this horseshit is amusing merely from the perspective of what a bunch of fucking housewives this entire sphere is...and what a bunch of attention whores there are on this board.

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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I sure am glad linux stopped buttfucking you long enough to enable you to make this post about how above the fray you are and what fools the rest of us are. It really adds something substantive to the discussion every time you show up.  

remember your practiced ambivalence...you're straying too far.

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I sure am glad linux stopped buttfucking you long enough to enable you to make this post about how above the fray you are and what fools the rest of us are. It really adds something substantive to the discussion every time you show up. 

Now now no need to bring me up in little spats here and there.

We are all idiots in the end for caring, no need to feel bad about it.

If NMPIL means no more parties in LA, I can only think of bru. But there’s no way he could end up here right? Isn’t he enrolled at USC

1 minute ago, utexas8 said:

If NMPIL means no more parties in LA, I can only think of bru. But there’s no way he could end up here right? Isn’t he enrolled at USC

well probably not anymore...

1 minute ago, sidis said:

remember your practiced ambivalence...you're straying too far.

I don't even know what "practiced ambivalence" means. So you win on that one. Someone else used it the other day as well and I scratched my head and moved on. We're not all stoic geniuses here, sidis. You levitate above us all on that front.

48 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Jesus. CTJ called it and walked this right down the line, perfectly, even up to how badly the 9.95 crowd fucks everything up.

When this doesn't happen, and everything gets spilled out on the table, the meltdown will be big enough to rival the celebration that would have happened in terms of sheer scope.

No matter what you say, I can't wait until Higdon's post-signing day tell all. Asshole.

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Edited by Tex Pete

2 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

If NMPIL means no more parties in LA, I can only think of bru. But there’s no way he could end up here right? Isn’t he enrolled at USC

well, the same 9.95ers who are pumping this "major" shit said he signed.

1 minute ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Even if this squib at level 1/10 dampness, Baizer, you will be negged.

Your avatar would do a lot more than that.

44 minutes ago, deech said:

It's a message to Manziel - No more putting it Looch's asshole.

Loochie isn't going to like that one bit.

Manziel has no idea where he is.

It is insane to me that there are still people who think the "big news" refers to Bru McCoy after what's been repeatedly posted on here over the last hour.

1 minute ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Even if this squib at level 1/10 dampness, Baizer, you will be negged.

and?

Just now, Katfid54 said:

It is insane to me that there are still people who think the "big news" refers to Bru McCoy after what's been repeatedly posted on here over the last hour.

Then instead of acting like a know it all maybe you explain what this is all about? 

Herman's moved on from Coke and Vodka and now is mainlining meth. We can now get more hours of work out of him.

Edited by Kel Varnsen

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

It is insane to me that there are still people who think the "big news" refers to Bru McCoy after what's been repeatedly posted on here over the last hour.

I naturally assume you mean “what you, katfid, have posted here repeatedly in the last hour?” 

Just now, Newy25 said:

Then instead of acting like a know it all maybe you explain what this is all about? 

Read the last three pages, and if you're not retarded or 65+, you won't need an explanation.

Did Super K really say that this news would be bigger than a Demas flip? Saw someone post that on another board

Edited by Kenny Powers

1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Then instead of acting like a know it all maybe you explain what this is all about? 

lulz

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

It is insane to me that there are still people who think the "big news" refers to Bru McCoy after what's been repeatedly posted on here over the last hour.

How many enrolled players did we end up signing from Baylor?  My memory fails me. 

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