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24 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I think you're getting out of focus here. College football season is over; we aren't in saving time mode, we're in killing time mode.

As such, I am pleased to announce that Obscure Theological Plumbing Engineers Quarterly has decided to publish my most recent paper, entitled "Zoroaster's preliminary forays in hydrology in antiquity".

Are you in "hydraulics"?

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    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

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It’s crazy how well this board creates narratives & rumors around Bru McCoy with no real leads/clues.

Just now, CastHorn said:

It’s crazy how well this board creates narratives & rumors around Bru McCoy with no real leads/clues.

leads?

Just now, Get ln My Van said:

If we get Bru McCoy I’ll stick my dick in a Frappuccino

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6 minutes ago, Sabalo said:

Are you in "hydraulics"?

No.  But I have source that is in the know that sent me an email from a hydraulics salesman whose name was Sydney Carton.  

Just now, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

No.  But I have source that is in the know that sent me an email from a hydraulics salesman whose name was Sydney Carton.  

Probably a case of mistaken identity. 

7 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

If we get Bru McCoy I’ll stick my dick in a Frappuccino

 

Everytime I think we are done with Bru McCoy he goes and does something like this.

So I just looked at Bru's twitter.  Although he tweets pretty regularly, I don't see a single thing that references classes, spring conditioning at USC etc...  USC started classes on Jan. 7.



 

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

 

It's frappening!

16 minutes ago, futureman said:

hard to wade through all the traffic over there

I never understood the phrase "see the forest for the trees." I grew up in Amarillo, you see...

9 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

If we get Bru McCoy I’ll stick my dick in a Frappuccino

If we get Bru McCoy I'll stick my dick in Tom Brady's wife. I think both of these things are equally likely today.

1 minute ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

How about someone that knows goes to NSAA and posts it under some Vic thread so the outside world will never know.

Then Vic will know, and blab about it to everydamnbody.

This is comical. We can get the twitter hype machine moving fast lol

4 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

So I just looked at Bru's twitter.  Although he tweets pretty regularly, I don't see a single thing that references classes, spring conditioning at USC etc...  USC started classes on Jan. 7.



 

The absence of evidence is not proof of a theory.

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I just texted my hydraulics expert and he says the situation is fluid.

What I know for certain.

1. Get in my Van is sticking his dick in a Frappuccino right now.

2. Bru ain't come here.

3. ???

4. OU sux.

I don’t care unless it is a large high quality OL or DL.

4 hours ago, JBJ said:

The composite is percentile based and the 98.4 percentile is 32 out of 2000 recruits.

Just a guess.

I was thinking the same except I initially thought 32 out of total number in NFL

22 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Everytime I think we are done with Bru McCoy he goes and does something like this.

 

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If we lose Javonne and add McCoy, that would put us at 285 points and #3 class behind Bama and Georgia?

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Here's how things get fucked up by $9.95ers:

1) They all wrongly continue to operate under the impression that being first with a scoop matters. It doesn't. 

2) They all fail to understand the failures in their personality make-ups and behaviors that landed them in the position of doing this kind of work for a sad living chasing 16-20 year old boys. 

3) They then, given the blindness of their own frailty, fail to see the same flaws in $9.95ers for other schools, and project a positive image onto those other folks, and trust them frequently when they shouldn't. As a result, information is exchanged.

4) Schools use $9.95ers for info and as mouthpieces. Herman's not big into the latter, dabbles in the former. Other schools use them more aggressively. Some schools, like Oregon, literally have an agent covering their team, working for both 24/7 and a sports group. Schools like Clemson and USC have fucking bagmen working for them as $9.95ers. USC literally got busted for this with Steele this year.

5) Texas $9.95ers discover something from a parent, player or handler, calling and asking a question or texting hints, or outright laying out their thoughts. $9.95er, moron that he is, thinks "holy shit, a scoop!! it's a scoop!! I'm important and my sycophantic member base is about to love me!!!!". So they start fucking hinting around that they know something.

6) Burton and Ketchum are then woken up from late morning naps and told "hey, person at IT/TFB/wherever the fuck is talking about knowing something we don't". They shout "get on it" to the Anwars and FCBs of the world.

7) Notes are compared or hints are made.

8 ) One of these rubes calls the other school's $9.95ers to compare notes. That $9.95er, with different intentions if the issue is big, gets in contact with their program to ingratiate themselves further or get paid outright for the intel.

9) Program goes to recruit/athlete/parent/handler and actively begins a diffusion campaign from  decommitting/transferring/whatever the fuck.

10) Recruit/athlete/parent/handler gets cold feet and nothing happens further. 

11) You naive fucks and the $9.95er sycophants then declare that nothing was there in the first place and go on about your business, thinking it was all a big to-do over nothing. 

It's rare for someone, even FCB, to so overtly fuck up a recruitment the way he did with Bonnito last year. Steps 1-11 are how it normally works. 

Damage control has already begun elsewhere, so barring some real resolve tomorrow, light your cigarettes, fellas, because you've already been fucked. 

As to anyone trying to dissect validity of matters around concepts like enrollment, cause for disengaging from an LOI, signing an LOI, etc., good lawyers make good claims and an org like the NCAA is a fucking coward in the face of that. If you haven't seen enough of that to believe it, that's on you to figure out. 

This is too fucked up to keep F5ing all evening... 

my first question is how can anything exciting be happening anyways, it’s not Tuesday 

 

 

4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

If we lose Javonne and add McCoy, that would put us at 285 points and #3 class behind Bama and Georgia?

Correct. 

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Here's how things get fucked up by $9.95ers:

1) They all wrongly continue to operate under the impression that being first with a scoop matters. It doesn't. 

2) They all fail to understand the failures in their personality make-ups and behaviors that landed them in the position of doing this kind of work for a sad living chasing 16-20 year old boys. 

3) They then, given the blindness of their own frailty, fail to see the same flaws in $9.95ers for other schools, and project a positive image onto those other folks, and trust them frequently when they shouldn't. As a result, information is exchanged.

4) Schools use $9.95ers for info and as mouthpieces. Herman's not big into the latter, dabbles in the former. Other schools use them more aggressively. Some schools, like Oregon, literally have an agent covering their team, working for both 24/7 and a sports group. Schools like Clemson and USC have fucking bagmen working for them as $9.95ers. USC literally got busted for this with Steele this year.

5) Texas $9.95ers discover something from a parent, player or handler, calling and asking a question or texting hints, or outright laying out their thoughts. $9.95er, moron that he is, thinks "holy shit, a scoop!! it's a scoop!! I'm important and my sycophantic member base is about to love me!!!!". So they start fucking hinting around that they know something.

6) Burton and Ketchum are then woken up from late morning naps and told "hey, person at IT/TFB/wherever the fuck is talking about knowing something we don't". They shout "get on it" to the Anwars and FCBs of the world.

7) Notes are compared or hints are made.

8 ) One of these rubes calls the other school's $9.95ers to compare notes. That $9.95er, with different intentions if the issue is big, gets in contact with their program to ingratiate themselves further or get paid outright for the intel.

9) Program goes to recruit/athlete/parent/handler and actively begins a diffusion campaign from  decommitting/transferring/whatever the fuck.

10) Recruit/athlete/parent/handler gets cold feet and nothing happens further. 

11) You naive fucks and the $9.95er sycophants then declare that nothing was there in the first place and go on about your business, thinking it was all a big to-do over nothing. 

It's rare for someone, even FCB, to so overtly fuck up a recruitment the way he did with Bonnito last year. Steps 1-11 are how it normally works. 

Damage control has already begun elsewhere, so barring some real resolve tomorrow, light your cigarettes, fellas, because you've already been fucked. 

As to anyone trying to dissect validity of matters around concepts like enrollment, cause for disengaging from an LOI, signing an LOI, etc., good lawyers make good claims and an org like the NCAA is a fucking coward in the face of that. If you haven't seen enough of that to believe it, that's on you to figure out. 

Sounds like Get In My Van better warm his dick up.

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Here's how things get fucked up by $9.95ers:

1) They all wrongly continue to operate under the impression that being first with a scoop matters. It doesn't. 

2) They all fail to understand the failures in their personality make-ups and behaviors that landed them in the position of doing this kind of work for a sad living chasing 16-20 year old boys. 

3) They then, given the blindness of their own frailty, fail to see the same flaws in $9.95ers for other schools, and project a positive image onto those other folks, and trust them frequently when they shouldn't. As a result, information is exchanged.

4) Schools use $9.95ers for info and as mouthpieces. Herman's not big into the latter, dabbles in the former. Other schools use them more aggressively. Some schools, like Oregon, literally have an agent covering their team, working for both 24/7 and a sports group. Schools like Clemson and USC have fucking bagmen working for them as $9.95ers. USC literally got busted for this with Steele this year.

5) Texas $9.95ers discover something from a parent, player or handler, calling and asking a question or texting hints, or outright laying out their thoughts. $9.95er, moron that he is, thinks "holy shit, a scoop!! it's a scoop!! I'm important and my sycophantic member base is about to love me!!!!". So they start fucking hinting around that they know something.

6) Burton and Ketchum are then woken up from late morning naps and told "hey, person at IT/TFB/wherever the fuck is talking about knowing something we don't". They shout "get on it" to the Anwars and FCBs of the world.

7) Notes are compared or hints are made.

8 ) One of these rubes calls the other school's $9.95ers to compare notes. That $9.95er, with different intentions if the issue is big, gets in contact with their program to ingratiate themselves further or get paid outright for the intel.

9) Program goes to recruit/athlete/parent/handler and actively begins a diffusion campaign from  decommitting/transferring/whatever the fuck.

10) Recruit/athlete/parent/handler gets cold feet and nothing happens further. 

11) You naive fucks and the $9.95er sycophants then declare that nothing was there in the first place and go on about your business, thinking it was all a big to-do over nothing. 

It's rare for someone, even FCB, to so overtly fuck up a recruitment the way he did with Bonnito last year. Steps 1-11 are how it normally works. 

Damage control has already begun elsewhere, so barring some real resolve tomorrow, light your cigarettes, fellas, because you've already been fucked. 

As to anyone trying to dissect validity of matters around concepts like enrollment, cause for disengaging from an LOI, signing an LOI, etc., good lawyers make good claims and an org like the NCAA is a fucking coward in the face of that. If you haven't seen enough of that to believe it, that's on you to figure out. 

This reads like a fan fic. If these clowns know others definitely knew first.

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

Here's how things get fucked up by $9.95ers:

1) They all wrongly continue to operate under the impression that being first with a scoop matters. It doesn't. 

2) They all fail to understand the failures in their personality make-ups and behaviors that landed them in the position of doing this kind of work for a sad living chasing 16-20 year old boys. 

3) They then, given the blindness of their own frailty, fail to see the same flaws in $9.95ers for other schools, and project a positive image onto those other folks, and trust them frequently when they shouldn't. As a result, information is exchanged.

4) Schools use $9.95ers for info and as mouthpieces. Herman's not big into the latter, dabbles in the former. Other schools use them more aggressively. Some schools, like Oregon, literally have an agent covering their team, working for both 24/7 and a sports group. Schools like Clemson and USC have fucking bagmen working for them as $9.95ers. USC literally got busted for this with Steele this year.

5) Texas $9.95ers discover something from a parent, player or handler, calling and asking a question or texting hints, or outright laying out their thoughts. $9.95er, moron that he is, thinks "holy shit, a scoop!! it's a scoop!! I'm important and my sycophantic member base is about to love me!!!!". So they start fucking hinting around that they know something.

6) Burton and Ketchum are then woken up from late morning naps and told "hey, person at IT/TFB/wherever the fuck is talking about knowing something we don't". They shout "get on it" to the Anwars and FCBs of the world.

7) Notes are compared or hints are made.

8 ) One of these rubes calls the other school's $9.95ers to compare notes. That $9.95er, with different intentions if the issue is big, gets in contact with their program to ingratiate themselves further or get paid outright for the intel.

9) Program goes to recruit/athlete/parent/handler and actively begins a diffusion campaign from  decommitting/transferring/whatever the fuck.

10) Recruit/athlete/parent/handler gets cold feet and nothing happens further. 

11) You naive fucks and the $9.95er sycophants then declare that nothing was there in the first place and go on about your business, thinking it was all a big to-do over nothing. 

It's rare for someone, even FCB, to so overtly fuck up a recruitment the way he did with Bonnito last year. Steps 1-11 are how it normally works. 

Damage control has already begun elsewhere, so barring some real resolve tomorrow, light your cigarettes, fellas, because you've already been fucked. 

As to anyone trying to dissect validity of matters around concepts like enrollment, cause for disengaging from an LOI, signing an LOI, etc., good lawyers make good claims and an org like the NCAA is a fucking coward in the face of that. If you haven't seen enough of that to believe it, that's on you to figure out. 

Explain to me how in a world without 9.95ers that Bru shows up with #9 never happening anyway.

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Some Croots just can't commit.....

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12 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

This reads like a fan fic. If these clowns know others definitely knew first.

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2 hours ago, TexasBeta said:

Not sure if this is it but.....

Romani linguist and @UTAustin professor emeritus Ian Hancock was recently honored by Queen Elizabeth II.

Is this it?

Gypsy tail is sweet, but hide your wallet/no racist

16 minutes ago, WBT said:

Explain to me how in a world without 9.95ers that Bru shows up with #9 never happening anyway.

Is it that fucking hard to understand that a player can put their name in the transfer portal without consulting their school or enabling the school to respond? It's apparent a ton of you guys do not understand the basics of what is a pretty basic thing. 

Just now, Fondren & Main said:

This is exciting.  Tell Bru to bring Waddle too.

I think we all understand that if Bru comes, Waddle is a guaranteed add-on. 

8 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Yep - if Bru really asked out of his LOI, then USC is going to go into damage control mode regardless of any $9.95 leak and attempt to convince him to stay. I loathe the $9.95 idiots, but CTJ’s theory gives them a bit too much credit. 

You can see my most recent post and take your weak assumptions and weak logic and shove it straight up your misinformed ass. 

 

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