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The worst result of today is the ridiculous number of times you jack wagons will post “It’s Bru” on the 2020 thread convinced it’s super hilarious.

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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7 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

I heard football players don’t have to pay federal income tax if they declare themselves sovereign citizens. Texas has no state income tax, relying more on the franchise and property taxes, neither of which apply to scholarship athletes living in dorms. It’s happening!

 

note to federal authorities: this is a joke. Don’t tase me, bro

This is the funniest shit I’ve read during this whole fiasco.  Bravo

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

I mean who the fuck cares if a player counts in the rankings so long as they are on campus playing football?

Um, I know a few people. 

1 minute ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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From Walker Little's schoolkid classmate to Bru McCoy's chiropractor neighbor. How far we've come.

Can we please cross reference this with port-a-potty chick?  I'm not believing a durn thing until then.

I mean Bru didn’t sign on nsd1. So he’s not a transfer right 

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Chiropractor? Guy next door?

Count me the fuck in.

Craps table Milf

Porta-potty Girl

Neighbor at chiropractor

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

Um, I know a few people. 

I guess I thought the purpose of recruiting was to get players so you could win football games, not to win fake offseason championships.

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I mean who the fuck cares if a player counts in the rankings so long as they are on campus playing football?

Because we would become the #3 class and pass aggy and the melt down would be biblical.

Let’s up look back on these last 10 pages in the future with glee and sip scotch to how nieve we were in our youth 

Circumstantially there is no doubt USC staff got Bru to reconsider at least temporarily. To what extent did Texas 995ers play a role of an ignorant bumpkin in this saga, we will not know. Although if past performance is any indication, then I would not be surprised if some 995 cost us a blue chip recruit.

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I mean Bru didn’t sign on nsd1. So he’s not a transfer right 

He enrolled which makes the NLI moot. It's a transfer for him unless there's some kind of applicable waiver.  

Edited by RabidM

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I mean Bru didn’t sign on nsd1. So he’s not a transfer right 

NLI has nothing to do with transferring. 

Enrollment has everything to do with transferring, as well as eligibility clock starting. 

 

EJHolland247 33482 posts

3 minutes agoVIP

I was told to keep quiet about it, but our USC reported that Bru McCoy is considering entering the transfer portal. Now that the cat is out of the bag with 'the big news,' here is what I know.

— McCoy met with the USC staff and compliance earlier today.

— McCoy entered the day with intentions to enter the transfer portal.

— I'm not sure the exact details of the meeting, but if McCoy did end up filing his request to enter the portal, there is up to a 48 hour window before his name is entered in the portal.

— McCoy is still not in the portal. He could end up staying at USC.

— If McCoy enters the portal, Texas will have the best shot to land him.

— Texas has not been in contact with McCoy. That would be considered tampering

Well, EJ went and made a post about Bru. I guess we're doing this thing.

Ok so in EJ speak. Which is shit tubgirl cum face. It’s not happening. 

Just now, horn_of_the_morning said:

Circumstantially there is no doubt USC staff got Bru to reconsider at least temporarily. To what extent did Texas 995ers play a role of an ignorant bumpkin in this saga, we will not know. Although if past performance is any indication, then I would not be surprised if some 995 cost us a blue chip recruit.

This would be FCB on steroids...gotta think some 995ers get the Hamm treatment if it really costs them a 5 star

I’m sorry for doubting y’all, I don’t know how yall were able to get the scoop on this. 

He was told to keep quiet but everyone figured it out based upon his stupid tweet.  LOL

There any F350s left to bring to Santa Ana?  Asking for a friend 

2 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:
 

EJHolland247 33482 posts

3 minutes agoVIP

I was told to keep quiet about it, but our USC reported that Bru McCoy is considering entering the transfer portal. Now that the cat is out of the bag with 'the big news,' here is what I know.

— McCoy met with the USC staff and compliance earlier today.

— McCoy entered the day with intentions to enter the transfer portal.

— I'm not sure the exact details of the meeting, but if McCoy did end up filing his request to enter the portal, there is up to a 48 hour window before his name is entered in the portal.

— McCoy is still not in the portal. He could end up staying at USC.

— If McCoy enters the portal, Texas will have the best shot to land him.

— Texas has not been in contact with McCoy. That would be considered tampering

Good lord...really gonna just put it all out there and make it worse...cool, this will go great I’m sure

4 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:

EJHolland247 33482 posts

3 minutes agoVIP

I was told to keep quiet about it, but I decided instead to post an oh-so-clever reference to a Kanye West song that was so blatantly transparent everyone figured it out immediately.

fixed it

Edited by satyanash

Has anyone checked to see what Louis Anderson has to say about Bru and an investment in a Ponzi scheme?

Just now, satyanash said:

fixed it

Everyone except for half the people in this thread, apparently.

Yeah, soooooo, about that “transfer portal doesn’t matter “ and “$9.95ers wouldn’t fuck this up” stuff. Right. 

2 minutes ago, Here’s the deal said:
 

EJHolland247 33482 posts

3 minutes agoVIP

I was told to keep quiet about it, but our USC reported that Bru McCoy is considering entering the transfer portal. Now that the cat is out of the bag with 'the big news,' here is what I know.

— McCoy met with the USC staff and compliance earlier today.

— McCoy entered the day with intentions to enter the transfer portal.

— I'm not sure the exact details of the meeting, but if McCoy did end up filing his request to enter the portal, there is up to a 48 hour window before his name is entered in the portal.

— McCoy is still not in the portal. He could end up staying at USC.

— If McCoy enters the portal, Texas will have the best shot to land him.

— Texas has not been in contact with McCoy. That would be considered tampering

Nice hedge EJ.  Hope you’re right, because if you fuck this up yoill be enjoying frappes while depositing your unemployment check.

11 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Chiropractor? Guy next door?

Count me the fuck in.

are you in hydraulics?

So if he were to enter the transfer portal would he have to sit a year? I mean it’s not gonna happen, but just in case

Edited by Texasborn91

10 minutes ago, satyanash said:

From Walker Little's schoolkid classmate to Bru McCoy's chiropractor neighbor. How far we've come.

Wherever you go, there you are. 

Anyone hear the same grumblings about trey sanders?  

How could McCoy pick up his playbook? USC doesn't have an OC, defensive playbook?

I think whoever specifically told EJ to keep it quiet (however he specifically got the information) should have been personally asked and GIVEN PERMISSION if releasing anything was ok (rather than just the info being "out there") because 1) you respect the source as you should and 2) it's the professional thing to do anyway, and adding to the fire with your own info from a source that asked you to be quiet is a bad way to do this job.

Edited by UTDD

Time to check the fuck out of this thread for the weekend.  I imagine that should give you assholes enough time to generate at least 50 more pages.

16 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

USC losing their strength and conditioning coach in next couple days combined with no real plan on hiring an offensive coordinator two weeks after Kliff bailed... Pretty much everything about the USC dumpster fire situation coming true....

I'd get out while I could too.

 

Contrast that with the (likely) stability that will be seen at Texas over the next 3-4 years.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Anyone hear the same grumblings about trey sanders?  

Damn you! 

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Yeah, soooooo, about that “transfer portal doesn’t matter “ and “$9.95ers wouldn’t fuck this up” stuff. Right. 

Are you implying that if the news broke before he wanted it to, that he would change his mind?  If so, why the fuck would he even have floated it out there?

12 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Let’s up look back on these last 10 pages in the future with glee and sip scotch to how nieve we were in our youth 

"Snow"?

Someone has been typing in Spanish on their phone (computer?) and autocorrect is in "Invierno" mode.

1 minute ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Are you implying that if the news broke before he wanted it to, that he would change his mind?  If so, why the fuck would he even have floated it out there?

because somebody might drop a big bag o cash at his door tonight

18 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Chiropractor? Guy next door?

Count me the fuck in.

What if I told you the chiropractor's bathroom was out of order so the guys had to talk in the portapotty line?

If he went in thinking about adding name to portal, he has really no good reason not to. Only downside would be USC saying they don't want him back next year... like he would have issue finding another home.

All the leverage is created if he files his intent to transfer.

 

I think the only concern about fucking things up is the hope that Texas could then get him signed before anyone else tried to talk $$$ with him. (as Norla Horns points out)

9 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Good lord...really gonna just put it all out there and make it worse...cool, this will go great I’m sure

Once the USC reporters found out, damage was done already. There’s no making it worse at this point, the “made worse” part happened this morning/early afternoon.

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