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#42201
12 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

So i guess it would be a little awkward to get rid of coach meh now.

What’s he gonna do, transfer BACK to usc?

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#42204
So what's the update this morning on where we are on the Happening scale?


It’s now headed in the direction of an EJ milkshake tweet in the next 24-48 hours followed up with Surly poster sticking his dick in said milkshake
#42205
Just now, bigup2dahorns said:

 


It’s now headed in the direction of an EJ milkshake tweet in the next 24-48 hours followed up with Surly poster sticking his dick in said milkshake

 

and then don't forget the trolling of USC's Gavin Morris. Pussy ass bitch that he is.

#42206
5 hours ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

And if there is a ssshhh it's almost certainly for Majors

 

5 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Buck?

 

No, Lee.

#42207
16 minutes ago, Jebus said:

Did I imagine it, or was there a picture of Bru and a USC coach where the coach was doing the “shhh” to talk shit to Texas and Carrington?  Seems like it was hundreds of pages ago.

If this craziness actually happens, somebody should photoshop Carrington over the USC coach in that picture, maybe put them in the happening bunker.

or Bru can just just take the same pic with Carrington when he gets to Texas.

There was. It happened. I remember it vividly. It was a day or two before he committed to the university of sucks cock.

#42208
15 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I doubt Bru wants to shit on his lifelong dream school. I imagine he just wants to walk away and start grinding.

There's an app for that...

#42213
39 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

So i guess it would be a little awkward to get rid of coach meh now.

Beatty to TE coach. Problem solved

#42214
34 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

This the kid who wanted to get closer to home and ended up at 'Bama? Happened pretty late too - 08/18/2018. Plenty of time even if it gets long and drawn out.

It got long and drawn out with your mom last night and took plenty of time. 

#42215
16 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

It is insane to me that there are still people who think the "big news" refers to Bru McCoy after what's been repeatedly posted on here over the last hour.

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#42217
22 minutes ago, randygilman said:

Lost in all this is how good a job Mehringer did to get to this point. 

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#42221

Woke up just feeling sick to my stomach, betrayed, and confused about the recent revelations that the $9.95ers are only in it for the money.

#42224
2 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Bottle, not a jar. But e for effort.

I mean, okay fine, but it says "Homo" on it, so....

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#42225
1 minute ago, Richter said:

Woke up just feeling sick to my stomach, betrayed, and confused about the recent revelations that the $9.95ers are only in it for the money.

Let me tell you another thing, and hold onto your seat . . . . . . . we sent a man to the moon.

#42226
1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Let me tell you another thing, and hold onto your seat . . . . . . . we sent a man to the moon.

Your mom sent a lot of men to her moon

#42227
1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Let me tell you another thing, and hold onto your seat . . . . . . . we sent a man to the moon.

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/Steph Curry

#42228
2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Let me tell you another thing, and hold onto your seat . . . . . . . we sent a man to the moon.

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#42229
1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

NLIs are worthless. If a player throws a big enough fit they can get out of their NLI because of the PR backlash. 

Does USC want a player that has no interest to be there and bad mouths the school to other recruits with "they lied to me about Kingsbury so don't come here"? 

It's always best to just release signees because it's not worth the battle. 

I hear ya man, I was just responding to posts calling this the “craziest thing ever”. One kid coming to us after his NLI can’t be the craziest thing if a couple of years ago we did the same thing times four and under even more unique circumstances.

#42231
1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

Holy fuck...this is actually happening. I will now get my hopes up so ridiculously high that the kick in the balls to follow will really really Fucking hurt

prepare your loins, genius. 

#42237
8 minutes ago, Richter said:

Woke up just feeling sick to my stomach, betrayed, and confused about the recent revelations that the $9.95ers are only in it for the money.

I too was hustled, scammed, bamboozled, hood winked, lead astray!!!

#42239
1 minute ago, South Austin said:

The good news in all of this is that we have a much better chance of reaching 1,000 pages by NSD2.

And that's what really matters, in the end.

#42240
2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The good news in all of this is that we have a much better chance of reaching 1,000 pages by NSD2.

At the rate we're going, we might be at 1,000 pages by Monday.

#42243
1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

1) I’m gonna need proof of the dick in hot coffee if this happens. (No homo)

2) Where is @TrojanPrincess on this? No internet in California?

Man. Everyone just keeps moving to vancouver. 

#42245
7 minutes ago, futureman said:

all of us deserve worse than a mere nut shot. 

Speak for yourself.  Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.

#42246
1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

1) I’m gonna need proof of the dick in hot coffee if this happens. (No homo)

Sorry to burst your bubble.  But I'm pretty sure frappuccinos are cold.

#42247

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