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#42551
Just now, Newy25 said:

Over 5 pages from the time it takes to go from Ft Collins to Vail. 

Solid humblebrag

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#42553
33 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

I am still unsure whether or not he needs to go the portal to make the switch.  This is new territory if it is coming to pass.

If he can get his release from his NLI from USC, then he doesn’t have to enter the portal. If USC doesn’t cooperate right away, his best bet is to enter the portal, transfer to UT, start practicing and fight the eligibility battle over the offseason.

#42556
Just now, Valmy77 said:

Oh good, A&M fans are tweeting at him.

I'm just surprised it wasn't that famous Zoroastrian hydraulics expert, the drag aggy known as "Mountain aggy".

#42560

I can't go no place without somebody pointin' a finger 
I can't show my face cause when it comes to Brumors I'm a dead ringer 
It seems from Brumors I just can't get away 
I bet there'll even be Brumors floatin' around on Judgment Day 
I'll think I'll write my congressman and tell him to pass a bill 
For the next time they catch somebody startin' Brumors, shoot to kill

#42561
1 minute ago, Richter said:

@OnAComputer I've got $6.99 with your name on it if you can tell us what's up.

Do it without ruining the situation and I'll throw in a $2.96 tip.

Your mom charges a lot more than $2.96 for just the tip.

#42563
2 minutes ago, Richter said:

@OnAComputer I've got $6.99 with your name on it if you can tell us what's up.

Do it without ruining the situation and I'll throw in a $2.96 tip.

The sky. That'll be 9.95 please

#42564

Are we all just doing Bru songs now?  Sign me the fuck up.

 

Bru make me feel.

Bru make me feee-eeel.

Bru make me feeel like a natural womannnnnnnn

#42565
36 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

Out of the blue, Derka shows up to join in on the Brusanity. What’s next, JT comes back with Seastrunk’s aunt?

DeUnte Chatman's dad should be here shortly.  

#42568
Just now, lemonandaturd said:

DeUnte Chatman's dad should be here shortly.  

Everyone know you can't spell "Bru McCoy is transferring to Texas and/or going to get out of his NLI, however that works" without "DeUnte Chatman"!

#42570
1 hour ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

Losing Bru might be a plus for the Trojans in bigger ways.  Considering the shitshow the entire program seems to be, If I were a USC fan, I'd be rooting for maximum chaos in order to get Swan and Helton fired and some guys in there that are competent for a program like USC.  Hiring Swan was a very aggy thing to do.   The embarrassment to losing Bru and KK like this might be an impetus for that move.

USC has an interim president that doesn't give a shit about athletics right now.  Swann basically has a free pass until they get their shit together which, as ya'll are aware, can be a long process.  Yes, this might give Helton a better shot at getting canned next year, but they're not firing Swann until they get a new president. 

#42571
Just now, Katfid54 said:

Everyone know you can't spell "Bru McCoy is transferring to Texas and/or going to get out of his NLI, however that works" without "DeUnte Chatman"!

The worst part about this post is that I'm 99% sure that you actually went through the first quoted phrase making sure every letter in Deunte Chatman could be accounted for. And then you double checked.

#42574

Love me like you Bru, lo-lo-love me like you Bru
Love me like you Bru, lo-lo-love me like you Bru
Touch me like you Bru, to-to-touch me like you Bru
What are you waiting for

#42575
1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

The worst part about this post is that I'm 99% sure that you actually went through the first quoted phrase making sure every letter in Deunte Chatman could be accounted for. And then you double checked.

I actually didn't.  Does it really work?

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#42576
Just now, Katfid54 said:

I actually didn't.  Does it really work?

Now you've offended me by implying that I checked. That's fucking rude.

Also, yes, it works.

#42578
Well woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand
Whose wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine?
Must have been a dream I don't believe where I've been
Come on, let's Bru it again
 
Do you, Bru, feel like I do?
Do you, Bru, feel like I do?
#42581
Just now, Huckleberry said:

Now you've offended me by implying that I checked. That's fucking rude.

Also, yes, it works.

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#42582
Just now, texifornia said:

I'm so so so so so happy this isn't my life:

 

What's the opposite of "how do you do, fellow kids?"

#42588
2 minutes ago, gordogg24p said:

What's the opposite of "how do you do, fellow kids?"

No kidding. It's a mid-20s hipster trying to hold onto his teenage years sitting there "educating" a bunch of 70 year old retired men. Wow.

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#42589
1 minute ago, texasstrong12 said:

this looks awkward as hell. 

This looks like an episode of how to catch a predator 

#42590
21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Everyone is looking to castigate the first moron that made a really over the top public comment on twitter, or a message board, and that's fine..ramping up the pressure on the McCoy family certainly isn't helping us. But the real culprit is whichever 995 fuck started making phone calls to Cali and their contemporaries out there for information, and then those shits relayed the info back to SC. Because they were clueless. That's the real fuckheads who shat all over this process. There's no obvious indicator of who that 995er was...probably not EJ because he's a stupid fucking idiot and I don't think he got this info first. 

Which 995er has the closest relationship with Bru's Cali friends, like Floyd?  Because that's probably ultimately how they found out.

#42591
20 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Username-MarineAg

Password-Squeeeeeeze

 

18 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

user name: William Luiggi

password: garglemysackyouhorsetoothedmotherfocker

 

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

Username-Jimbo@Tamu.edu

password-sloppyseconds123

 

1 hour ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

Username: Joey Fishwater

Password: RonMexico

 

1 hour ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

Username: Mcfarland

 

password: self-romancing

 

1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

Username-CoachMeh

Password-Bootylover247

Please give up.

#42595
11 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Your mom charges a lot more than $2.96 for just the tip.

In my experience she charges much less. Guess you're doing something wrong. 

#42596
1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

well, if this doesn't happen we know who to blame

blame me now.  it’s not happening.  

#42597
1 minute ago, texasstrong12 said:

Anyone got this

 


"Breaking" in this context must mean something different to ole Adam than it does to the rest of the English speaking world. Maybe he meant his sanity. 

#42599
nm...
 
Heres a song instead:
 
Hey, uh huh huh
Hey, uh huh huh
What I like about Bru, Bru hold me tight
Tell me I'm the only one, wanna' come over tonight, yea
Keep on whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things that I wanna' to hear, 'cause that's true
That's what I like
That's what I like
What I like about Bru, Bru really know how to dance
When Bru go up, down, jump around, think about true romance, yea
Keep on whispering in my ear
Tell me all the things that I wanna' to hear, 'cause that's true
That's what I like about Bru
That's what I like about Bru
That's what I like about Bru
That's what I like about Bru
Wahh!
Hey!
What I like about Bru, Bru keep me warm at night
Never wanna' let Bru go, know Bru make me feel alright, yea
Keep on whispering in my ear
Tell me…

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#42600

Do people not read the last few posts before they post duplicate information? It aint that hard folks!

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