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#44701
19 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

 

As much as I love stealing Bru away I'm a little saddened that Clays incompetence has lead USC down this road and is likely to get much worse before it gets better. College football is better when USC is good, and I've heard likewise from SC fans regarding us during the doldrums that was the Charlie Strong era. 

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#44702
3 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

As much as I love stealing Bru away I'm a little saddened that Clays incompetence has lead USC down this road and is likely to get much worse before it gets better. College football is better when USC is good, and I've heard likewise from SC fans regarding us during the doldrums that was the Charlie Strong era. 

They've been so dominant for so long in the Pac-12, it'll be nice to have a few years of Washington, Wazzu and Utah and other interesting smaller teams getting plum bowls before they inevitably bounce back. When we go down it just means OU gets an auto-bid every year, which is hardly fun or unique.

Edited by texifornia

#44704
3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They've been so dominant for so long in the Pac-12, it'll be nice to have a few years of Washington, Wazzu and Utah and other interesting smaller teams getting plum bowls before they inevitably bounce back. When we go down it just means OU gets an auto-bid every year, which is hardly fun or unique.

Don't forget about Oregon. They're recruiting the best in the pac 12 and will have an imposing o-line soon. Cristobal doesn't seem like a good in game coach though, so we'll see if that's enough to hold them back.

#44706
14 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

As much as I love stealing Bru away I'm a little saddened that Clays incompetence has lead USC down this road and is likely to get much worse before it gets better. College football is better when USC is good, and I've heard likewise from SC fans regarding us during the doldrums that was the Charlie Strong era. 

Fuck $C.

#44707

Damn I hope we play USC in a bowl game in one of the next theee years. Only reason why I think it might not happen is that our trajectory is Looking at Kate upward boner angle, and theirs is seeing old a&m ag bag hag naked flacid angle....meaning not on our level.

#44708
2 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Damn I hope we play USC in a bowl game in one of the next theee years. Only reason why I think it might not happen is that our trajectory is Looking at Kate upward boner angle, and theirs is seeing old a&m ag bag hag naked flacid angle....meaning not on our level.

🤮 Sorry. I’ll clean up now.

#44713
30 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Damn I hope we play USC in a bowl game in one of the next theee years. Only reason why I think it might not happen is that our trajectory is Looking at Kate upward boner angle, and theirs is seeing old a&m ag bag hag naked flacid angle....meaning not on our level.

USC in a bowl game? That seems wildly optimistic.

#44715
5 minutes ago, SDG said:

 

Yeah, who do I complain to. Need to kick it up a notch. (yeah, fuck I’m happy). I/we deserve to be.

#44717
Just now, NorLa Horns said:

gotta say, Mama Majors is the MILF frontrunner for the class

Mrs. Ringo is hopefully going to have something to say about that.

#44718
19 minutes ago, SDG said:

 

If you had posted this in early September, "all their coaches returning" would have been scary for entirely different reasons for this fanbase.

#44719
1 hour ago, utexas8 said:

 

Yeah, his family realized that they had told them bald-faced lies during their recruitment.

#44720
22 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

gotta say, Mama Majors is the MILF frontrunner for the class

I'm pretty sure she's got ol' Steel Shank thinking about a post coital Bud Light with a sandwich

Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP

#44722
30 minutes ago, Soldierhorn said:

and, the MaxPreps Player of the Year

And the 2019 Under-Armour All-America Game Offensive MVP

#44723
4 hours ago, TankedBevo said:

They pump up Jimbo's one and only NC like it's fucking pre-ordained to happen again (see: Mack Brown) and using said championship as a yet another dick measure, while completely ignoring the fact that both have the same amount as a coach in any capacity. Fucking knobs. 

Technically fisher has 1 as OC of LSU and 1 as HC of FSU

#44725
3 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

 


Bama isn’t going to hire Jimbo fucking Fisher.

 

 

But jimbos agent would tell buzbee that its basically a done deal. 10mm per. 

#44726
2 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Goddamn Looch is such a fucking idiot. Just watch Owens film until the second play. Pick 6 against HP. Great speed going across the field to make the pick and the moves to score the Td. So excited to see what he can do. 

#44728

Look, I love fucking with those nitwits as much as anyone, but how the hell does aggy have three five stars to our one, a higher per player average, and two more signed recruits and still be ranked below us? That seems like some fuzzy math.

3 5 stars and a bunch of jags. What’s so hard to understand. (Besides spiller and Wright)

 

 

#44729
40 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Technically fisher has 1 as OC of LSU and 1 as HC of FSU

Greg Davis has one as an OC, too. So, take it for what it's worth.

#44731
Just now, SDG said:

Dennis Erickson got 2 at Miami and how did that work out for ASU?  

Jimbo is tied with such coaching greats as gene chizik with 1 nc as head coach. 

#44732
5 hours ago, Eggo said:

I almost feel bad for aggy who thought it smarter to bankroll a head coach with a national championship than a young coach with potential. If Herman fails here, it only proves that he wasn't ready to HC a blue blood. If Jimbo loses, it proves that even a NC coach can't save aggy. 

 

Edited by Tigersnake

#44733
24 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Jimbo is tied with such coaching greats as gene chizik with 1 nc as head coach. 

Would you say he is the "Dexys Midnight Runners" and the "Right Said Fred" of college football coaches?

 

CHIEF

 

#44735
42 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

Would you say he is the "Dexys Midnight Runners" and the "Right Said Fred" of college football coaches?

 

CHIEF

 

Come on Eileen > Jimbo Fisher 

#44738
2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Seven 5 star DBs?

Bj Foster

Caden Stern

Tyler Ownes

 

Not sure on the rest?

Maybe Anthony Cook, Jalen Green, Overshown, and Brandon Jones? (not composite 5 stars form the 247 roster  page).

#44741
7 hours ago, SDG said:

 

Not that it really matters at all, but I count six 5* DBs on the 2019 roster. They must be counting Anthony Cook. 

#44742
On 1/5/2019 at 3:32 PM, TrojanPrincess said:

My friend, Scott Schrader recorded this on Wednesday.  

 

Bru committed to USC on his official visit, but he did love Texas.  Contrary to what that closing guy was saying, the players and recruits love Clay Helton....while some of your Texas players were not too complimentary about yours, just didn’t want to say that till confirmed by several sources.

Hook ‘Em!

Just bumping for the schadenfreude.

I can't seem to find her congratulations post following the transfer news.  Can anyone help me. 

Bolded the funniest part.  Yeah, Bru totally loves Helton, obviously. 

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