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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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#46202
11 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I want to reiterate this post. The stupidity of this decision, or the stupidity of his employer allowing it is incredible. 

Imagine working at KPMG and asking for two weeks off in March. Okay 

But what if his wedding is just a ceremony where him and his wife sign their letters of intent to each other.

#46204
2 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

But what if his wedding is just a ceremony where him and his wife sign their letters of intent to each other.

10 to one odds she's a signing day flip.

#46205
4 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

But what if his wedding is just a ceremony where him and his wife sign their letters of intent to each other.

WD1?

#46207
5 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

This thread is a beating.

Thank you for your contribution.

#46208
36 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I want to reiterate this post. The stupidity of this decision, or the stupidity of his employer allowing it is incredible. 

Imagine working at KPMG and asking for two weeks off in March. Okay 

EJ's fiance has a bigger cock than he does.

#46212
10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

EJ's fiance has a bigger cock than he does.

 

1 minute ago, TexasToast said:

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#46213
21 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

I knew he had gotten fat. Done broke the scale.

I have to say it doesn’t look like he’s carrying a ton of bad weight to me. If he gets his shit together and hits he could be a big time player. 

#46215
16 minutes ago, Keef said:

If this thread somehow makes it to 1000 we won't deserve it.

Oh, it might not involve the shit posting we would want, but it would definitely be because of the shit posting we deserve.

#46218
1 hour ago, GRHorn said:

I have to say it doesn’t look like he’s carrying a ton of bad weight to me. If he gets his shit together and hits he could be a big time player. 

*Unless he signs somewhere other than Texas.

Edited by Casual Encounter

#46219
1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

10 to one odds she's a signing day flip.

She’ll sign but will be in the transfer portal within a year once she realizes EJ will always give teenaged boys more attention than her.

#46220
2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I want to reiterate this post. The stupidity of this decision, or the stupidity of his employer allowing it is incredible. 

Imagine working at KPMG and asking for two weeks off in March. Okay 

In the scheme of things that’s actually not a bad time to take off in tax. Late summer and early fall are much worse. Depends on your group and clients. Point taken though.

Also, who gets married in February unless you’re trying to ball on a budget?

#46221
*Unless he signs somewhere other than Texas.


Nobody here has ever said the kid didn’t have a ton of potential, even when we were 99% sure he had flipped. The concern has always been mentality/maturity
#46222
42 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Jimbo signed Francois at FSU..... nice recruit 

\s

 

 

So Jimbo is building a prison team AKA The LongestYard Aggy?

#46225
2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I want to reiterate this post. The stupidity of this decision, or the stupidity of his employer allowing it is incredible. 

Imagine working at KPMG and asking for two weeks off in March. Okay 

I'm laughing at the idea of seeing my boss's face if I asked him for a random Tuesday off to go to a wedding  

#46227
16 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

EJ is reporting that he feels we hold on to Shepard, but that Lakia seems more drawn to shitty SEC teams that finish in the cellar 

 

#46228
16 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

EJ is reporting that he feels we hold on to Shepard, but that Lakia seems more drawn to the SEC. 

Is he aware that Texas has won twice as many SEC games as Arkansas has in the last two seasons?

#46229
2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Is he aware that Texas has won twice as many SEC games as Arkansas has in the last two seasons?

I tried to tell him, but jocks don’t listen to nerds. 

#46230
21 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

EJ is reporting that he feels we hold on to Shepard, but that Lakia seems more drawn to the SEC. 

I wondered how our staff would feel about him once he visited and they could get an in person eval. Many want him to be GJ2.0 but no one ever questioned how much GJ loved football.

#46231
17 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

EJ is reporting that he feels we hold on to Shepard, but that Lakia seems more drawn to the SEC. 

If Lakia goes Arky, that's four 2019 recruits  Morris landed that Texas was Recruiting right??

Myron Cunningham OT 

Jalen Catalon    S

Taurean Carter DT

 

#46232
1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

If Lakia goes Arky, that's four 2019 recruits  Morris landed that Texas was Recruiting right??

Myron Cunningham OT 

Jalen Catalon    S

Taurean Carter DT

 

Cunningham never visited and we didn't push for Carter.

#46233
2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Cunningham never visited and we didn't push for Carter.

That said we certainly wanted Cunningham to visit.

#46235
57 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

 


Nobody here has ever said the kid didn’t have a ton of potential, even when we were 99% sure he had flipped. The concern has always been mentality/maturity

 

Thanks, I just got here...

 

#46238
38 minutes ago, Fud said:

I'm laughing at the idea of seeing my boss's face if I asked him for a random Tuesday off to go to a wedding  

I just assumed that a Mercedes driving (C class), Starbucks drinking dandy would be in for a bigger display than a Tuesday in Las Vegas for his beard. 

#46239
51 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

EJ is reporting that he feels we hold on to Shepard, but that Lakia seems more drawn to the SEC. 

Like 80% of what JUCOs care about is playing time, and we have four LBs already in the class, including another JUCO. Not the easiest sell. 

#46240

Yep, looks like Lakia's going to Arkansas. From Justin Wells:

One of the top JUCO linebackers in the country, Lakia Henry, took his OV to Austin on Thursday through Saturday evening.

He’s now back in Fayetteville, eating lunch with the Hogs. 

I was told Texas did a tremendous job in its sales pitch (instant time at Mac), but Henry just seems to like the allure of the SEC. 

Three days before he announces but going directly back to Arkansas after his ATX stay might be a sign.

#46242
4 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I thought he needed that Math credit for the SEC

I'm guessing he'll complete it this semester.

Edit: or in the summer

Edited by Machinator

#46243
2 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I thought he needed that Math credit for the SEC

Think that Arky will accept Meth as a substitute for Math.

#46246
3 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Any rules or guidelines I need to know about? 

You need to read Zoroaster's Guide to Hydraulics, illustrated by Kate Beckinsale before you'll understand any of it.

#46247
3 hours ago, TexasToast said:

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Describing the amount of manhood it takes to put that smile on her face...

#46248
11 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Any rules or guidelines I need to know about? 

You are doing fine. Just don’t talk about recruiting. 

#46250
22 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

You need to read Zoroaster's Guide to Hydraulics, illustrated by Kate Beckinsale before you'll understand any of it.

Can you post those illustrations?  Thanks in advance.

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