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#46351

aggy seems to have an unofficial strategy of populating the milieu of Texas education with as many former student teachers and coaches as possible. They are ballooning their enrollment to help achieve this. We could and would never make UT a diploma factory for such career paths. Our best defense is to make sure that all the other more reputable diploma mills (and their alumni) know as much as possible about the fascinating Fightin' Texum Bulldog turdition of eksalens.

edit autocorrect doesn't know about turdition.

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#46352
6 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

So he's taking his talents to CS for the next 3/4 seasons then turn pro and sign w/ texags?

First round pick for luicci. Checks all the boxes. Measurables, bias, stupidity,  anger, jealousy, hatred, and of course complete lack of awareness. 

Texags got themselves a good one. 

#46353
3 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

aggy seems to have an unofficial strategy of populating the milieu of Texas education with as many former student teachers and coaches as possible. They are ballooning their enrollment to help achieve this. We could and would never make UT a diploma factory for such career paths. Our best defense is to make sure that all the other more reputable diploma mills (and their alumni) know as much as possible about the fascinating Fightin' Texum Bulldog tradition of eksalens.

There’s nothing unofficial about it. They plan on filling the tx leg, tx bar, and all schools with aggy. 

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#46355

And it doesn't even fucking matter. That ranking will not make any of our players any better. It does not hurt A&M even a little bit. 

#46356
5 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

First round pick for luicci. Checks all the boxes. Measurables, bias, stupidity,  anger, jealousy, hatred, and of course complete lack of awareness. 

Texags got themselves a good one. 

Was his OV at the Starbucks or poolside?  Or did they meet in the men's room for the "red carpet treatment" where aggy just "blew him away?"

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#46357
30 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Commercial rap went stale a long time ago.  It's become formulaic, almost stereotyped really.  The real talent and innovation is at the fringes.  My personal favorite is Naturally 7 - a group that you've probably never heard of and one that had to go to Europe to get any recognition or career success.  They combine rap and hip hop with elements of R&B as well as gospel.  And their showmanship is reminiscent of James Brown or golden age Motown.  Here's a clip of them performing on a TV show in Korea.  Note this is ALL vocals, no instruments:

and on the Paris subway in case anyone is wondering if these guys really have that much talent:

 

Here’s a tip: You would fucking love the “Perfect Pitch” movie series and you should look into the a capella group out of the DFW area called “Pentatonix” (or something close... use the google.), those “rappers” would be right up your (back) alley. 

#46360
11 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Here’s a tip: You would fucking love the “Perfect Pitch” movie series and you should look into the a capella group out of the DFW area called “Pentatonix” (or something close... use the google.), those “rappers” would be right up your (back) alley. 

Don't make fun of Sushi. While you knuckleheads out there cold shootin' some hoops, he findin' good music. Don't quote me... 'cause I ain't sayin' shit.

#46368

I think Sommer Ray would be the perfect recruiting mascot for the 2020 thread. Kate appeals to the olds. Sommer has enough ass to Satisfy the youth.

#46371
11 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

I think Sommer Ray would be the perfect recruiting mascot for the 2020 thread. Kate appeals to the olds. Sommer has enough ass to Satisfy the youth.

 

#46372
12 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

this is absolutely outstanding.

even aggies have to be embarrassed about this piece of "journalism", correct?

He's a 'future aggie'. Dude has his PSAT score on his Twitter bio 😂

#46373
Commercial rap went stale a long time ago.  It's become formulaic, almost stereotyped really.  The real talent and innovation is at the fringes.  My personal favorite is Naturally 7 - a group that you've probably never heard of and one that had to go to Europe to get any recognition or career success.  They combine rap and hip hop with elements of R&B as well as gospel.  And their showmanship is reminiscent of James Brown or golden age Motown.  Here's a clip of them performing on a TV show in Korea.  Note this is ALL vocals, no instruments:

[/url] and on the Paris subway in case anyone is wondering if these guys really have that much talent:

 

That shit is terrible. Awful.

 

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#46374

I don't know if I should upset about all the crappy rap talk or just be glad nobody's extolling the virtues of 70's British rock.

#46375
43 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

I think Sommer Ray would be the perfect recruiting mascot for the 2020 thread. Kate appeals to the olds. Sommer has enough ass to Satisfy the youth.

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#46376

1. I don't tweet.

2. I occasionally Google.

3. #2 above turns up slim pickins in terms of news on Henry after this weekend. He does not have any Pig stuff obviously on his twitter (but does still have Ole Miss and Texas). 247 talk on him is behind a paywall. Some other website refers to "Scoota," apparently one of their LB, who tweeted a cryptic smiley face this AM. They also mentioned that his GF was with him during his visit to pig yesterday.

Translation: who knows.

#46377
20 minutes ago, Modessit said:

I don't know if I should upset about all the crappy rap talk or just be glad nobody's extolling the virtues of 70's British rock.

Yes

#46378
2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Luke Leifker

I plan to attend Texas A&M University, where I will study sports management and business/stats. My plan is to become a coach or to follow recruiting. While at A&M, I hope to work on A&M’s film crew or become an equipment manager. I joined the film crew for the football team at my high school after breaking my kicking leg for the second time. Outside of football, I am interested in music, debate, psychology, and working with animals.

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#46381
14 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

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I'm with you. There's nothing wrong with Sommer, but she ain't no Kate. Someone buy her a nice pair of panties please. I wonder if she wears those with those gawdawful high waisted jeans. 

#46383
9 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Local celebrity?

 

New waterboy recruit maybe?

 

Didn't read the bio. He's interested in animals, I'm guessing sheep.

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#46386
5 minutes ago, texaslong said:

This guys stuff is great. You can actually hear the tears dropping on all his articles.

Maybe they should focus on becoming relevant on the field for the first time in 20 years and worry less about meaningless recruiting stats.

#46387
5 minutes ago, texaslong said:

This guys stuff is great. You can actually hear the tears dropping on all his articles.

The tears don't go very far though getting stuck to the giant pimples on his face. 

#46390
2 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

That guy makes Johnny 8 ball look healthy.

Poor weird little guy has a obvious touch of the regards let’s leave him alone. Aggy has built a whole culture dedicated to the less fortunate let them keep it. Besides a sheep might be his only option. 

#46394
11 minutes ago, Viper said:

I remember seeing that Super Bowl commercial he was in with the video game controller for handicapped kids.

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#46395
26 minutes ago, realgreggym said:

Maybe they should focus on becoming relevant on the field for the first time in 20 years and worry less about meaningless recruiting stats.

That’s what has them completely off the rails, even for them.  With the move to the sec - the jimbo hire- him promising a top 2 class - the early momentum in state- they thought “this time we are going to beat them- for once lord please let us beat them this one time”.  And yet here they are looking up once again at that burnt orange logo in the standings and once again - their deepest darkest fears of what they have always suspected has shown its self once again - UT is superior in almost every way. 

#46396
3 hours ago, Scholz said:

Luke Leifker

I plan to attend Texas A&M University, where I will study sports management and business/stats. My plan is to become a coach or to follow recruiting. While at A&M, I hope to work on A&M’s film crew or become an equipment manager. I joined the film crew for the football team at my high school after breaking my kicking leg for the second time. Outside of football, I am interested in music, debate, psychology, and working with animals.

That could easily be Hamm's bio.

#46400
9 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

That could easily be Hamm's bio.

I had to stop, go back and read the name and relook at the picture to make sure this wasn't Hamm from the past.

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