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23 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

This is Obama, in case you were confused...

Are you sure?  Better ask Katfid.

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Can we agree to never, NEVER show anymore pictures of EJ?  Jesus. What a tool.

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

I just want to know who got the pleasure of breaking EJ’s nose.

After looking at that pic it was obviously his new father in law

between this guy and the high-schooler who wrote that a&m "article"...well, it's not a good day for the optics of recruiting analysts.

Did he just get sonned by an 18 year old kid?
I was just thinking that.
3 hours ago, fellside said:

 

I'm gonna disagree with everyone.  He has less self awareness than even the Hamm and Liucci types.

Unpossible.

i guess the only way this bitch gets to 1000 is this    

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

i guess the only way this bitch gets to 1000 is this    

Pretty much this. 

Best wishes to the young lady, although I have to admit I'm somewhat disappointed she wasn't revealed to be the former Mrs. Hamm.

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

 

Legit, EJ looks super high in this pic. His eyes are bloodshot and he has that glazed look. I cannot imagine how the wife was OK with this unless they are pouring every bit of their money into an epic honeymoon, which isn't a bad strategy imo. 

Roofied himself so he wouldn't have to consummate the marriage.

How many PWOs is it now?  Ten or more? Herman is recruiting depth to put pressure on the depth for petessakes.  Between the calculated PWO recruiting and promotion (each guy gettin a photo set and internet shout out for committing), and Herman's JUCO and CC scouting, he's proving over and over that he's in an elite class of recruiters.  I don't know if advanced football stats has a WAR equivalent, but Gary Johnson Calvin must have had decent WARs.  Those two were massive recruiting victories.

Obviously his staff is doing good work in traditional HS recruiting, too.

I guess there are no surprises for Wednesday (at least none that we know of yet).

 

3 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

And maybe EJ chose today as the wedding day so we can continue on the Drive to 1000!

The only people we have to thank if we get to 1000 are the moderators

That is if we have any. 

Well, I just want to congratulate the presumably happy couple, and thank EJ for making me feel much better about my life choices.

Well, based on the ladies hamm and ej got, it’s clear recruiting guys pull hot bitches. I work my ass off to make crazy loot to impress bitches. I need to get piece of that $9.95 game.

I wish them the best, maybe she's the one who picked out his outfit???

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

Not saying anything about the wife-to-be, she's not a public figure, but holy shit he wore THAT to get married in????

 

Should we all pitch in for a #nontraditional gift...a Heron Preston strap on and a 50 gallon barrel of lube? That would help get us to 1000 fo sure.

Shes actually really cute. Nice work EJ. Thought for sure he was marrying a dude.

4 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

There's a lot to attack there.

But the most egregious is that he wore A HAT to his own wedding?

what the actual fuck

Maybe he's Jewish and prefers a ball cap to a yarmulke/kippah.

#freedomofreligionandshit

5 hours ago, texifornia said:

Not saying anything about the wife-to-be, she's not a public figure, but holy shit he wore THAT to get married in????

 

Wait. I thought this was the euro recruit with eight vowels in his name. 

Holy shit. Some stuff should stay private. 

6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Maybe he's Jewish and prefers a ball cap to a yarmulke/kippah.

#freedomofreligionandshit

Ultra Orthodouche?

1 hour ago, gurt said:

Gtfo?!  Tht hat costing $150 or T-shirt’s (above) costing $250 makes me think these people are profoundly stupid. 

 

Shes pretty hot btw and he looks like a twerp. Good for him though 

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2 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Gtfo?!  Tht hat costing $150 or T-shirt’s (above) costing $250 makes me think these people are profoundly stupid. 

We're talking about a dude who drinks boxed water. Shouldn't be too surprising.

 

Let’s stop talking about her cuz I gots sumn to say but i dont wanna say it cuz im nice

Something tells me she has a Green Card and will be transferring after NSD2 2021.

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Good lord this thread is a freaking mess. What a waste of ten minutes of my life.

7 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Let’s stop talking about her cuz I gots sumn to say but i dont wanna say it cuz im nice

Don’t be a pussy . Say it. We’re amongst friend here. 

12 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Gtfo?!  Tht hat costing $150 or T-shirt’s (above) costing $250 makes me think these people are profoundly stupid. 

 

Shes pretty hot btw and he looks like a twerp. Good for him though 

That poor woman is going to be horrified when she finds out EJ has 250,000 dollars in private student loans and 50k in credit card debt which spent on 150 dollar hats.

6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Good lord this thread is a freaking mess. What a waste of ten minutes of my life.

I think you are missing the point. There is an ulterior motive here. I think.

We're talking about a dude who drinks boxed water. Shouldn't be too surprising.
 


Jesus Christ that shit is $38/case on Amazon. This kid’s parents have to be loaded the way he throws money away on bullshit.
Just now, ckhorn said:

I think you are missing the point. There is an ulterior motive here. I think.

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Dudes wardrobe is more expensive than hers. Smh

" sorry baby. We cant afford kids. I gotta buy the next seasons of Offwhite Crane apparel "

17 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Shes pretty hot btw

Oh yeah well eczema’s not everything 

17 minutes ago, satyanash said:

We're talking about a dude who drinks boxed water. Shouldn't be too surprising.

 

If he didnt get this outfit from Goodwill, he grossly overpaid. 

Despite that he looks like a homeless college dropout someone is gonna confirm that that outfit retails for $450 

Edited by Lhorn

1 minute ago, mr. sunshine said:

Oh yeah well eczema’s not everything 

I should have said “relative to what he deserves”. 

For a guy who publicly says religion is stupid and is for stupid people, EJ sure seems to have a lot of unwavering conviction about some really stupid shit. 

If EJ actually was a bag man, that would be a much more respectable use of his money than what we’ve seen.

Just now, Nope said:

If EJ actually was a bag man, that would be a much more respectable use of his money than what we’ve seen.

Booster:  here EJ, give this 25k to recruit x

ej: hey recruit x, here’s 20k from a friend at Texas 

I’m guessing he spent a few months rent on Ed Hardy shorts a few years back. 

35 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Let’s stop talking about her cuz I gots sumn to say but i dont wanna say it cuz im nice

No you're not -- say it.

37 minutes ago, satyanash said:

We're talking about a dude who drinks boxed water. Shouldn't be too surprising.

 

Something appears to have gone terribly wrong with his pants.  

Those fucking chin pubes he has is marvelous. I have actually never seen a pic of EJ until now.

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