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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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Is dressing like a hipster /preppie with the facial expression of a sad sack kinda his “thing,” cuz I think that’s the look he’s going for. 

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1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

What the fuck is John Turturro's bastard love child with Bea Arthur doing talking about NASA?

Thought something happened when I noticed 5 more pages since  noon. Nope, just EJ living rent free in this thread. 

Man, I always thought that EJ sounded like a whiny bitch on podcasts, but I didn't know he was this kind of uber douche.  

Hey EJ, if you have to tell me how awesome your $400 t shirt is, it isn't that awesome.  Congrats, you paid 1000 bucks to look like a twat on your wedding day.

Why the fuck is this guy the one covering UT recruiting??? Seriously.

The vast majority of the other schools at least have a connection with the university they cover.

11 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

 

 

Answers?  Start with a fucking clue first.

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Jesus Christo, this Heron Preston shit is right out of Zoolander!
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This one cums pre-stained with jizz!

If this is what it will take to get us to 1000...let’s not. 

Of course, I just added to the steaming pile.

Interesting note from Bobby  Burton on Caleb Johnson

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While he just arrived in Austin last month, I'm told his work habits with rehab so far haven't exactly been exemplary

Hope Adeoye can take a big step forward this spring.

5 hours ago, Sabalo said:

Help me out. I'm sure in this instance CDG is not cartel del golfo.

Charles de Gaulle

3 hours ago, C-Man said:

Jesus Christo, this Heron Preston shit is right out of Zoolander!

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Before reading this thread, I didn't know what "Heron Preston" or "off white" was. And I didn't know anyone actually dressed like this.

I miss that. 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

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4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I had to google Heron Preston. Their T-shirts range from $285-400. Macklamore just shit a golden CloseToJumping. Holy Fuck. 

Good lord.  The Audobon Birds of America are cool but you can get these for like $15:

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shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcSpFnZG52HQ2mVBungZ9

6 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

“Be better than the gap . . . “

Nice movie quote 

5 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Would all of you shut the fuck up about fashion and EJ. Jesus christ. 

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion 

The rumor on Aggy boards is GA Lee Grimes will be promoted to OL Coach. 

He's the guy that allegedly smoothed things over with Shepherd after he broke off communications with The Marine. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The rumor on Aggy boards is GA Lee Grimes will be promoted to OL Coach. 

He's the guy that allegedly smoothed things over with Shepherd after he broke off communications with The Marine. 

Clown show deluxe

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

What the fuck is John Turturro's bastard love child with Bea Arthur doing talking about NASA?

If you had to work hard to smith that, well, you still get points.

But if that rolled off your tongue extemporaneously, werd.

2 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Clown show deluxe

He's certainly not experienced or qualified for the job. My concern is that he's Craig 2.0. 

50 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Interesting note from Bobby  Burton on Caleb Johnson

Hope Adeoye can take a big step forward this spring.

recruiting talk not going away

40 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Charles de Gaulle

I can’t believe I’m contributing to this nonsense- However,  “CDG” = “Comme des garçons “ another douchey gay ass label for gay ass douches.

(Obligatory NTTAWT)

Lee Grimes has experience as a GA at aggy and Minnesota, and three years as an OL coach at Southern East Texas Baptist University.

 

I hope he gets the promotion.

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Lee Grimes has experience as a GA at aggy and Minnesota, and three years as an OL coach at Southern East Texas Baptist University.

 

I hope he gets the promotion.

Promote a GA to compete against Hand and David Shaw for Lindberg. Brilliant. Advantage Aggy. 

4 hours ago, satyanash said:

Don't you dare disrespect Heron Preston, good sir.

 

Yeah, a $6 t-shirt with $0.80 worth of screen printing on it that sells for $270 is better than everything.  Fucking idiot.

1 hour ago, jofus said:

Thought something happened when I noticed 5 more pages since  noon. Nope, just EJ living rent free in this thread. 

With how much he spends on shitty clothing, rent-free sounds like just the thing. I wonder how he'll manage to carry his bride across the Surly threshold.

5 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

With how much he spends on shitty clothing, rent-free sounds like just the thing. I wonder how he'll manage to carry his bride across the Surly threshold.

The jokes on you ricky! EJ moved out to Rockwall so he can afford to keep buying $300 t-shirts. 

2 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

That poor woman is going to be horrified when she finds out EJ has 250,000 dollars in private student loans and 50k in credit card debt which spent on 150 dollar hats.

Now, his parents are tickled pink...definitely married up.   On the other hand, her poor parents......well, you know.

26 minutes ago, NTVTXN said:

I can’t believe I’m contributing to this nonsense- However,  “CDG” = “Comme des garçons “ another douchey gay ass label for gay ass douches.

(Obligatory NTTAWT)

 

4 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Now, his parents are tickled pink...definitely married up.   On the other hand, her poor parents......well, you know.

Addidas pays him well to suck Ro's dick

29 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Lee Grimes has experience as a GA at aggy and Minnesota, and three years as an OL coach at Southern East Texas Baptist University.

 

I hope he gets the promotion.

Is there a Southern East Texas Baptist University and an East Texas Baptist University??

Really hope EJ makes that Hamm 6 fig salary to afford $250 tshirts and fucking shoelace tags

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It is strange to think after all of this time we finally get to see once and for all who Shepherd is going to sign with tomorrow. It will be a relief not having the same debate over and over again. 

If you guys keep posting EJ’s cock-in-mouth fashion show pics I am going to wish for a Hamm for EJ straight up swap with Aggy. 

5 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Really hope EJ makes that Hamm 6 fig salary to afford $250 tshirts and fucking shoelace tags

EJ's buying $300 shirts. Hamm can't even afford the gas to go to the store to look at those shirts.  

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

The rumor on Aggy boards is GA Lee Grimes will be promoted to OL Coach. 

He's the guy that allegedly smoothed things over with Shepherd after he broke off communications with The Marine. 

Dang really liked recruiting against Turner's past.....

"He was the offensive line coach at Miami during the bullying scandal involving offensive linemen Jonathan Martin and Richie Incognito. Turner also served a three-week suspension at A&M for offensive powerpoint slides used during a football clinic for women."

2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Dang really liked recruiting against Turner's past.....

"He was the offensive line coach at Miami during the bullying scandal involving offensive linemen Jonathan Martin and Richie Incognito. Turner also served a three-week suspension at A&M for offensive powerpoint slides used during a football clinic for women."

Oh I'd say it's a net loss unless they promote Grimes. 

52 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

Yeah, a $6 t-shirt with $0.80 worth of screen printing on it that sells for $270 is better than everything.  Fucking idiot.

Those shirts can derelict my balls. 

That's the last thing I'm doing to say about fashion. 

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