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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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1 hour ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Lee Grimes has experience as a GA at aggy and Minnesota, and three years as an OL coach at Southern East Texas Baptist University.

 

I hope he gets the promotion.

Grimes has quickly bought in to aggy. Little brother syndrome and everything 

2 minutes ago, Marcusharbinger said:

I kind of like EJ. He’s cool. 

'Sup EJ.

Hook Em Shep. Day one Longhorn 

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4 hours ago, Ben Ficus said:

How many PWOs is it now?  Ten or more? Herman is recruiting depth to put pressure on the depth for petessakes.  Between the calculated PWO recruiting and promotion (each guy gettin a photo set and internet shout out for committing), and Herman's JUCO and CC scouting, he's proving over and over that he's in an elite class of recruiters.  I don't know if advanced football stats has a WAR equivalent, but Gary Johnson Calvin must have had decent WARs.  Those two were massive recruiting victories.

Obviously his staff is doing good work in traditional HS recruiting, too.

I guess there are no surprises for Wednesday (at least none that we know of yet).

 

Just posted this on the PWO thread....

Texas 2019 PWO running list (let me know if I missed any)

3 Star - QB - Sam Saxton, 6’5 / 190, St Michael’s Academy (Austin) https://247sports.com/Player/Sam-Saxton-46052270/ / http://www.hudl.com/profile/10627065/Sam-Saxton

2 Star - ILB - Jett Bush, 6’2 / 220, Strake Jesuit (Houston) https://247sports.com/Player/Jett-Bush-46055186/ / http://www.hudl.com/profile/7121778/Jett-Bush

2 Star - ILB - Jake Ehlinger, 6’0 / 205, Westlake (Austin) https://247sports.com/player/jake-ehlinger-46055366/ / http://www.hudl.com/profile/6201632/Jake-Ehlinger

2 Star - WR - Parker Alford, 6’0 / 175, Dripping Springs https://247sports.com/player/parker-alford-46053526/ / https://www.hudl.com/video/3/7163299/5ba7db529a9c0b09a8def051

2 Star - TE - Austin Hill, 6’5 / 225, The Village School (Houston) https://247sports.com/Player/Austin-Hill-46056989/ / http://www.hudl.com/profile/10229700/AUSTIN-HILL

Unranked - TE - Nathan Hatter, 6’2 / 230, Tom Glenn (Leander) http://www.hudl.com/profile/7349382/Nate-Hatter

Unranked - OT - Chad Wolf, 6’4 / 250, Lake Travis https://247sports.com/Player/Chad-Wolf-46050829/ / https://www.hudl.com/video/3/563856/5b9ecb3b19af1d0994355581

Unranked - DB - Christian Tschauner II, 6’0 / 185, Odessa Permian https://www.hudl.com/video/3/8028105/5b8bf62be984c60788bfaebc

Unranked - DB - Doak Wilson, 6’1 / 180, Westlake (Austin) https://www.hudl.com/profile/8745858/Doak-Wilson/about

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Too bad he wasn’t old enough to ride on Challenger.

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Spilled Chardonnay on my Heron Preston boxers

500 replies since yesterday. Got dayum this thread is had to follow for some reason. Anything important happening?

Has EJ made it into the Punchable Faces thread? Because if not...

3 hours ago, jofus said:

Thought something happened when I noticed 5 more pages since  noon. Nope, just EJ living rent free in this thread. 

Fuck you, Ej

Has EJ made it into the Punchable Faces thread? Because if not...


In all fairness this could be for the entire recruiting industry/chasing HS boys on social media.


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32 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Just posted this on the PWO thread....

Texas 2019 PWO running list (let me know if I missed any)

3 Star - QB - Sam Saxton, 6’5 / 190, St Michael’s Academy (Austin) https://247sports.com/Player/Sam-Saxton-46052270/ / http://www.hudl.com/profile/10627065/Sam-Saxton

2 Star - ILB - Jett Bush, 6’2 / 220, Strake Jesuit (Houston) https://247sports.com/Player/Jett-Bush-46055186/ / http://www.hudl.com/profile/7121778/Jett-Bush

2 Star - ILB - Jake Ehlinger, 6’0 / 205, Westlake (Austin) https://247sports.com/player/jake-ehlinger-46055366/ / http://www.hudl.com/profile/6201632/Jake-Ehlinger

2 Star - WR - Parker Alford, 6’0 / 175, Dripping Springs https://247sports.com/player/parker-alford-46053526/ / https://www.hudl.com/video/3/7163299/5ba7db529a9c0b09a8def051

2 Star - TE - Austin Hill, 6’5 / 225, The Village School (Houston) https://247sports.com/Player/Austin-Hill-46056989/ / http://www.hudl.com/profile/10229700/AUSTIN-HILL

Unranked - TE - Nathan Hatter, 6’2 / 230, Tom Glenn (Leander) http://www.hudl.com/profile/7349382/Nate-Hatter

Unranked - OT - Chad Wolf, 6’4 / 250, Lake Travis https://247sports.com/Player/Chad-Wolf-46050829/ / https://www.hudl.com/video/3/563856/5b9ecb3b19af1d0994355581

Unranked - DB - Christian Tschauner II, 6’0 / 185, Odessa Permian https://www.hudl.com/video/3/8028105/5b8bf62be984c60788bfaebc

Unranked - DB - Doak Wilson, 6’1 / 180, Westlake (Austin) https://www.hudl.com/profile/8745858/Doak-Wilson/about

Wasn't there a DL from a private school in Houston?

38 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Can confirm Monell's in Nashville slams, goes hard.

2 hours ago, RabidM said:

EJ's buying $300 shirts. Hamm can't even afford the gas to go to the store to look at those shirts.  

Luckily he doesn’t need to go to the store to look.  Peeking at his morning dump should paint a clear picture.  

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

He had to plan the honeymoon. Which is in Prague (surprisingly fun and culturally engaging choice, but BRR in February), so give it a month out to book plane tickets and hotels.

I hope that he stays in a better hostel than I did.  (The one above the train station.)

PS- There's skiing nearby this time of year, so after freezing their asses off walking the Charles Bridge and perhaps watching some cops kick a homeless man who was lying on the ground (like I watched), they can hit the slopes... though I'm sure that he'll just hit a bunch of boutique shops and post photos of the dope swag that they've got there. (Plus, if there are Starbucks there now, he'll get a photo of himself in front of every location.)

7 hours ago, satyanash said:

Interesting note from Bobby  Burton on Caleb Johnson

Hope Adeoye can take a big step forward this spring.

Yeah, well, if Adeoye could take extra steps many of us wouldnt be concerned.

5 hours ago, Marcusharbinger said:

I kind of like EJ. He’s cool. 

Know how I can tell you're a dork with no friends?

7 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

He's certainly not experienced or qualified for the job. My concern is that he's Craig 2.0. 

I mean, i have mixed feelings here. Theyve already got craig and de peveto and the king of all bagmen, Austin Thomas on staff. Its not like theyre short guys who will pay the kids/families/trainers. Having one more or less doesnt mean shit, imo. If craig left people would still be getting paid, same as before. 

The question is, is he making a bad hire, or a comfort hire. This guy has no ties to Jimbo, his ties are to aTm, where he played. So is Jimbo hiring him because hes talented? Does Jimbo even know how to recognize a talented O Line coach? Is he a good recruiter with his limited sample size? What does his sell become with this kid to recruits? “Come play for this kid in his first real college coaching job!”  We’d all probably prefer he hire rick trickett, or even better Jim Turner stay put. But if he promotes this guy, its not exactly going out and getting the top talent either. 

We have any Mensa-Level surprises in store for today?


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...when does the Chip Brown hit-piece come out?  He’s slacking a little this year. 

4 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

...when does the Chip Brown hit-piece come out?  He’s slacking a little this year. 

I’m just waiting for Zach Smith’s pictures of Herman doing coke off of stripper titties. 

16 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

We have any Mensa-Level surprises in store for today?


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Everyone Gets Laid

29 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

We have any Mensa-Level surprises in store for today?


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Shepard at 1 pm. Dang, I hope there's no surprises on this one.

When does Henry sign? Do we know? Appears to be Fayetteville, I guess, but has Arkansas ever won anything football in the SEC? I'm okay with a surprise on this one.

35 minutes ago, bEastTexas said:

I’m just waiting for Zach Smith’s pictures of Herman doing coke off of stripper titties. 

Are you saying such a picture would HURT recruiting?

1 minute ago, XOVERX said:

Shepard at 1 pm. Dang, I hope there's no surprises on this one.

 

I really want him. I think he will be a friggin' monster on the line. Herman wants to grind mid-tier Big 12 teams to dust, and Shep is the man for the job. 

6 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I really want him. I think he will be a friggin' monster on the line. Herman wants to grind mid-tier Big 12 teams to dust, and Shep is the man for the job. 

*if he gets his shit together mentally

Are you saying such a picture would HURT recruiting?

That was a one time phenomenon...and technically, it was two women “romancing each other” and not a coach and a stripper. And a look how that turned out for that dipshit fatass:

 

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7 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

"This day isn't that important anymore, but we're still going to pretend that we are"

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Everyone Gets Laid

And George Clinton and P Funk? Nah, they'd never play The Pit.

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In the coaching world, so much can change in just four years.

USC, Tennessee, LSU, Georgia and Texas put together top-10 ranked recruiting classes in 2015. The head coaches who signed those classes have all been fired.

Dayum. (from "The Athletic")

1 hour ago, XOVERX said:

Shepard at 1 pm. Dang, I hope there's no surprises on this one.

When does Henry sign? Do we know? Appears to be Fayetteville, I guess, but has Arkansas ever won anything football in the SEC? I'm okay with a surprise on this one.

I think it might help if you tweeted at Henry 

Just now, 6th Street said:

I think it might help if you tweeted at Henry 

You should never tweet at recruits.

But if you have to tweet at recruits, you should tweet at Henry.

1 hour ago, XOVERX said:

Shepard at 1 pm. Dang, I hope there's no surprises on this one.

Are you implying that Shepherd signing with A&M would be a surprise? 

1 hour ago, XOVERX said:

Shepard at 1 pm. Dang, I hope there's no surprises on this one.

When does Henry sign? Do we know? Appears to be Fayetteville, I guess, but has Arkansas ever won anything football in the SEC? I'm okay with a surprise on this one.

Clint Stoerner says “no”. 

12 hours ago, satyanash said:

We're talking about a dude who drinks boxed water. Shouldn't be too surprising.

 

The dude's shirts are dumb but bearable.  Those damn sweat pants are not.  #Phagwear.  

4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Clint Stoerner says “no”. 

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^^Furk, the rare times I root for Arky they lose almost every single time. This was the worst. Thanks to Lou Hotz for beating OU 31-6 the only time I remember that they came through.

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2 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

^^Furk, the rare times I root for Arky they lose almost every single time. This was the worst. Thanks to Lou Hotz for beating OU 31-6 the only time I remember that they came through.

You should thank Larry Lacewell’s wife for that one. 

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

You should thank Larry Lacewell’s wife for that one. 

Barry Switzer thanks Larry Lacewell as well. 

Of course Shepard is waiting until 1....at least all this will finally be over with him and we won’t have to hear about him again for a couple years. 

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Tom Herman press conference today at 2 pm. Will be on LHN and the Texassports website.

2 hours ago, bEastTexas said:

I’m just waiting for Zach Smith’s pictures of Herman doing coke off of stripper titties. 

You think that's going to reduce Tom Herman's cred with recruits?

Haven’t been following last few days. Any chance at Lakia Henry or he gone?

Just now, TheFlagship said:

Haven’t been following last few days. Any chance at Lakia Henry or he gone?

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