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50 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

You should never tweet at recruits.

But if you have to tweet at recruits, you should tweet at Henry.

How can I tell which one is Henry's Twitter account, and which one is someone else's?

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12 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Who's the blonde in the left picture that we can see above Jake's head? (asking for a friend)

For everyone bitching about the EJ posts of late, no one said there would not be consequences for reaching 1000. 

Ok gentlemen today’s the day. The day to shine. What bruhahah will drive us 60 pages?   Did you know a dude was arrested for breaking into Taylor swifts home and taking a nap. 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Ok gentlemen today’s the day. The day to shine. What bruhahah will drive us 60 pages?   Did you know a dude was arrested for breaking into Taylor swifts home and taking a nap. 

We don't need all 60 today. We still have grad transfer OLs and RBs to post about while we circle the drain and descend further into shitposting madness.

Hate to interrupt you guys creeping on EJ’s Instagram feed, but what time is Sheppard signing?

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

We don't need all 60 today. We still have grad transfer OLs and RBs to post about while we circle the drain and descend further into shitposting madness.

My man 

1 minute ago, Keef said:

Hate to interrupt you guys creeping on EJ’s Instagram feed, but what time is Sheppard signing?

 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

 

Gracias sir. 

4 minutes ago, Telegraph_it said:

For everyone bitching about the EJ posts of late, no one said there would not be consequences for reaching 1000. 

 
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Delmar Stadium? Last time I heard that name was in the movie "Oh Brother Where Art Thou".

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

 

It’s assumed Lakia is SEC bound?

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Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Yes. He apparently prefers to play for a parental loser. 

It bottles the mind why anyone would want to play for a parental loser.  I am uphauled.

4 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Yes. He apparently prefers to play for a parental loser. 

Leave South Austin's mom out of this

16 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I told you we needed more cat facts :)

EJ dresses like a pussy.

Just now, Digdogger said:

Leave South Austin's mom out of this

In case you haven't had the pleasure, several folks on this board think she's a winner.

2 minutes ago, South Austin said:

It bottles the mind why anyone would want to play for a parental loser.  I am uphauled.

He will fade into Bolivia for all intensive purposes. 

 

1 minute ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

EJ dresses like a pussy.

I bet he drinks vodka!

1 minute ago, texashorne said:

He will fade into Bolivia

that doesn't even sound like 'oblivion', lol

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

It bottles the mind why anyone would want to play for a parental loser.  I am uphauled.

I could care less.

4 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Yes. He apparently prefers to play for a parental loser. 

While I get liking a school that’s losing coming out of high school, I don’t get it coming out of Juco.  You typically have two years to do something.  Very few schools go from winning 2 games to playing in a NY6 bowl in two years.  Seems like an odd choice when you could come in a start for a team that just won a NY6 bowl and that has their QB locked up for the next  two years.

2 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

While I get liking a school that’s losing coming out of high school, I don’t get it coming out of Juco.  You typically have two years to do something.  Very few schools go from winning 2 games to playing in a NY6 bowl in two years.  Seems like an odd choice when you could come in a start for a team that just won a NY6 bowl and that has their QB locked up for the next  two years.

JUCOs tend to be a lot more business-like in their approach - less "lets go win stuff" and more "I want to get NFL money". Morris probably sold him on guaranteed starting minutes and showing off to NFL scouts against Bama and LSU (good luck with that).

3 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

While I get liking a school that’s losing coming out of high school, I don’t get it coming out of Juco.  You typically have two years to do something.  Very few schools go from winning 2 games to playing in a NY6 bowl in two years.  Seems like an odd choice when you could come in a start for a team that just won a NY6 bowl and that has their QB locked up for the next  two years.

Maybe he doesn't care as much about wins and losses and just wants to go somewhere he has guaranteed playing time.

Then there's the whole SECSECSEC thing.

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1 minute ago, South Austin said:

It bottles the mind why anyone would want to play for a parental loser.  I am uphauled.

missouri loves company

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Is he allowed full participating in spring games etc while the ncaa decides if he’s sitting or not?  The reps will be awesome 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

JUCOs tend to be a lot more business-like in their approach - less "lets go win stuff" and more "I want to get NFL money". Morris probably sold him on guaranteed starting minutes and showing off to NFL scouts against Bama and LSU (good luck with that).

He'll have many opportunities to show off his speed chasing Bama and LSU players from behind. 

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Is he allowed full participating in spring games etc while the ncaa decides if he’s sitting or not?  The reps will be awesome 

Yes. He'd effectively be redshirting which means he can practice but not play in games.

Just now, thepop said:

Yes. He'd effectively be redshirting which means he can practice but not play in games.

Many thanks 

3 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

I could care less.

caramel is a bitch

1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

caramel is a bitch

Bone Apple teeth 

24 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Delmar Stadium? Last time I heard that name was in the movie "Oh Brother Where Art Thou".

Jalen Green commitment video, bro.

I follow recruiting way too much. That and I drive by Delmar (it's right off 290 near 610) frequently so that's why the video stuck with me.

21 minutes ago, South Austin said:

It bottles the mind why anyone would want to play for a parental loser.  I am uphauled.

 

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Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Bone Apple teeth 

French cue scene is a force to be record with

25 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Yes. He apparently prefers to play for a parental loser. 

Speaking of parental losers...........any thing from Hamm bone on today's action?

1 minute ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

Speaking of parental losers...........any thing from Hamm bone on today's action?

Parental, perineal, take your pick.

9 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

caramel is a bitch

I think he was tramalized by the whole experience. 

10 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

French cue scene is a force to be record with

Whores devores ftw.  

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