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    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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18 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I think the staff is prioritizing retaining Naivar/prepping for if Orlando leaves for an HC role over any potential special teams dropoff from Naivar to Warehime.

At minimum we know Herman is big on special teams so he won't let it fall off the wagon completely.

I get what you are saying, but doubt Naivar would become DC if Orlando leaves. 

Having more time for Naivar to spend solely on defense is a good thing though since Texas currently has only 4 Coaches on the defensive side of the ball.  

27 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah I was a little worried to see the special teams coach switch around, there is still a lot to do to make our special teams better. It should not be a job just tossed on some spare coach.

But whatever, maybe those titles do not actually mean much.

I hope it means we will focus more on special teams, as outside of Dicker in the OU game, our special teams weren't so special.

59 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Well, obviously I want us to recruit those kinds of guys!  Do you not?

Depends - do they look alike?

1 minute ago, FloridaHorn said:

I hope it means we will focus more on special teams, as outside of Dicker in the OU game, our special teams weren't so special.

Our special teams will naturally improve as the talent levels on our coverage units rise from stellar recruiting. We do need to cut down on some of the stupid mistakes, though. Dicker needs to not kick out of bounds, and I don't understand why we would start seemingly every game by kicking short before making the adjustment and booting the ball out of the end zone.

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Back to back Top 5 classes is pretty decent.

I guess.

 

If you're into that sort of thing.

Back to Back top 3 classes.  

Just now, CB'sGotMeLit said:

Depends - do they look alike?

It should be obvious by now that there are good versions of this joke and bad versions of this joke.  If you're going to make this joke, it is worth trying to be new and creative about it.  Hard to believe that something less than a week old has already been beaten to death.  But I put nothing past Surly.

What I do ask is that when you fuckwits try to make this joke, do it in a new and interesting way.  Or don't do it at all and just post pics of Kate Beckinsale.

1 hour ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Here, I have the table set for all of you that have been shitting on Shepherd for the last three months. You know who you are. 

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My opinion of him hasn't changed at all.

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

It should be obvious by now that there are good versions of this joke and bad versions of this joke.  If you're going to make this joke, it is worth trying to be new and creative about it.  Hard to believe that something less than a week old has already been beaten to death.  But I put nothing past Surly.

What I do ask is that when you fuckwits try to make this joke, do it in a new and interesting way.  Or don't do it at all and just post pics of Kate Beckinsale.

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Just now, pacman said:

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See, though?  This is funny.

18 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

About the only time Herman seemed defensive in that presser was answering about Hand. It was like he went out of his way not to compliment him too much and possibly therefore be seen as critical of Warehime. Also, the response he gave Bohls about how many would be contributors seemed like there was an unspoken (and much relished by Herman) f-you: “Some.”

Yeah, I was also trying to understand why Herman was being careful not to throw too much praise towards Coach Hand at today's press conference..... maybe your guess was right that he was trying to protect Warehime a little.

I think Herman caught so much criticism for his "Some" answer last year that it pissed him off today that Bohls asked the same type question again today..... So his answer of "Some" today was a smiling way to say "Fuck You" to Bohls for asking it again.

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9 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

I get what you are saying, but doubt Naivar would become DC if Orlando leaves. 

I don’t know... Tom sure likes alignment. Wouldn’t shock me to see a promotion from within. Wasn’t Naivar going to be in the running for DC had Orlando taken the Houston job?

11 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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Double post

4 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

It should be obvious by now that there are good versions of this joke and bad versions of this joke.  If you're going to make this joke, it is worth trying to be new and creative about it.  Hard to believe that something less than a week old has already been beaten to death.  But I put nothing past Surly.

What I do ask is that when you fuckwits try to make this joke, do it in a new and interesting way.  Or don't do it at all and just post pics of Kate Beckinsale.

Like this:

2 hours ago, texifornia said:
 

Wait, are Shepherd and Carrington twins?

/Katfid54

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

See, though?  This is funny.

Why, because Salt is also white? Is that why you think it's interesting, you fucking racist?

2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Why, because Salt is also white? Is that why you think it's interesting, you fucking racist? 

wut

13 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

See, though?  This is funny.

Not really a pepper guy?

4 minutes ago, Chili dog said:

I don’t know... Tom sure likes alignment. Wouldn’t shock me to see a promotion from within. Wasn’t Naivar going to be in the running for DC had Orlando taken the Houston job?

Not sure but with CDC as current AD and the FB program on the rise, the DC role at Texas is not typically a hire from within type position.  Saban paid dearly this past year due to his promotion of Tosh Lupoi.... BIG MISTAKE.

If Orlando leaves, Not promoting Naivar to DC at Texas probably avoids the Peter Principle.

21 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

It should be obvious by now that there are good versions of this joke and bad versions of this joke.  If you're going to make this joke, it is worth trying to be new and creative about it.  Hard to believe that something less than a week old has already been beaten to death.  But I put nothing past Surly.

What I do ask is that when you fuckwits try to make this joke, do it in a new and interesting way.  Or don't do it at all and just post pics of Kate Beckinsale.

Surprised you can tell the good and bad versions apart. 

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3 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Surprised you can tell the good and bad versions apart. 

See?  Funny.

1 hour ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Here, I have the table set for all of you that have been shitting on Shepherd for the last three months. You know who you are. 

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When he contributes to meaningful snaps on the field I’ll gladly bury my face in Sheryl Crow’s crusty old lap and eat all the Crow she can handle.

5 minutes ago, Tired of Lurking said:

Lol at the size differential.

The other sweat going to utpb hasn't hit the family growth spurt yet.

I know I know not related right?

22 minutes ago, CB'sGotMeLit said:

Not really a pepper guy?

Black pepper? Red pepper? White pepper?

It's an important distinction. 

2 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Black pepper? Red pepper? White pepper?

It's an important distinction. 

Black pepper and white pepper are very, very different from red peppers

7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Black pepper and white pepper are very, very different from red peppers

"White pepper is known for its sharp bite and is used to add extra flavor to Chinese soups, marinades for meat and poultry, and spicier stir-frys. It's also used in white sauces and dishes such as potatoes where the color of black pepper would detract from the appearance of the dish."

Your wrote this didn't you Katfid? 

5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Black pepper and white pepper are very, very different from red peppers

sounds very, very racist

7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Black pepper and white pepper are very, very different from red peppers

But pink salt is basically expensive white salt from Pakistan.

1 minute ago, Soldierhorn said:

sounds very, very racist

Black/white pepper is from India, Indians were exporting it to Europe/SE Asia/China for centuries. Red peppers are native to the New World.

11 minutes ago, CB'sGotMeLit said:

"... where the color of black pepper would detract from the appearance of the dish."

I worked at the Salt Lick in Driftwood as kid for a couple of summers.  Customers would often praise the black pepper in their potatoes, except for the fact that they didnt put black pepper in the potatoes. What looked like pepper were cigarette ashes from previous customers. Bus boys would take dishes to the back and put left over food in 5 gallon buckets to reserve.  One time a lady said, wow.. prebuttered bread!  yeah, the used end was just cut off and the good end put in the humidifier  LOL  and sometimes it came with "pepper"  haha

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I’ve still got a left to read to catch up in this thread but this

3 hours ago, satyanash said:

Still think the odds favour him not coming here. Too much smoke over the last few months.

Was the least surprising thing I’ve ready today 

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

But pink salt is basically expensive white salt from Pakistan.

It's all pink on the inside

5 minutes ago, Soldierhorn said:

I worked at the Salt Lick in Driftwood as kid for a couple of summers.  Customers would often praise the black pepper in their potatoes, except for the fact that they didnt put black pepper in the potatoes. What looked like pepper were cigarette ashes from previous customers. Bus boys would take dishes to the back and put left over food in 5 gallon buckets to reserve.  One time a lady said, wow.. prebuttered bread!  yeah, the used end was just cut off and the good end put in the humidifier  LOL  and sometimes it came with "pepper"  haha

LOL and haha?  Fuck you

6 minutes ago, Soldierhorn said:

I worked at the Salt Lick in Driftwood as kid for a couple of summers.  Customers would often praise the black pepper in their potatoes, except for the fact that they didnt put black pepper in the potatoes. What looked like pepper were cigarette ashes from previous customers. Bus boys would take dishes to the back and put left over food in 5 gallon buckets to reserve.  One time a lady said, wow.. prebuttered bread!  yeah, the used end was just cut off and the good end put in the humidifier  LOL  and sometimes it came with "pepper"  haha

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17 minutes ago, Soldierhorn said:

I worked at the Salt Lick in Driftwood as kid for a couple of summers.  Customers would often praise the black pepper in their potatoes, except for the fact that they didnt put black pepper in the potatoes. What looked like pepper were cigarette ashes from previous customers. Bus boys would take dishes to the back and put left over food in 5 gallon buckets to reserve.  One time a lady said, wow.. prebuttered bread!  yeah, the used end was just cut off and the good end put in the humidifier  LOL  and sometimes it came with "pepper"  haha

I've never hated anyone that I didn't personally know. Congratulations.

Well I never met Hitler or the clown serial killer (name escapes me) and I definitely hate those sons of bitches.

So congratulations, again. It goes Hitler, serial clown killer, and then you. 

58 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Not sure but with CDC as current AD and the FB program on the rise, the DC role at Texas is not typically a hire from within type position.  Saban paid dearly this past year due to his promotion of Tosh Lupoi.... BIG MISTAKE.

If Orlando leaves, Not promoting Naivar to DC at Texas probably avoids the Peter Principle.

Luppoi was an idiotic hire. He had only been there a year, so there wasn’t the same knowledge and understanding of the culture/system. I’m not saying Naivar will happen. I’m just saying it wouldn’t shock me. 

1 minute ago, BigHorn'13 said:

I've never hated anyone that I didn't personally know. Congratulations.

Wel I never met Hitler or the clown serial killer (name escapes me) and I definitely hate those sons of bitches.

So congratulations, again. It goes Hitler, serial clown killer, and then you. 

Then there are surly clowns like you. context man context  I was just a kid doing what the big german and ultra cheap chinese owners wanted and this was a hugely different time 

There’s a lot worse that goes on in very well known restaurants every day.  Much of it involves the walk-in freezer. 

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Not sure but with CDC as current AD and the FB program on the rise, the DC role at Texas is not typically a hire from within type position.  Saban paid dearly this past year due to his promotion of Tosh Lupoi.... BIG MISTAKE.

If Orlando leaves, Not promoting Naivar to DC at Texas probably avoids the Peter Principle.

Also, Saban promoted Kirby Smart from within as well as Will Muschamp. 

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

Saban paid dearly this past year due to his promotion of Tosh Lupoi.... BIG MISTAKE.

14-1 with 14 beatdowns.  Ok. 

 

7 minutes ago, Soldierhorn said:

Then there are surly clowns like you. context man context  I was just a kid doing what the big german and ultra cheap chinese owners wanted and this was a hugely different time 

Using the old Adolf Eichmann defense strategy huh?

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

14-1 with 14 beatdowns.  Ok. 

Yeah, and Drew Mehringer was National Recruiter of the Year.

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