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3 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

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Now that is a face.

And on the topic of hot jewish girls:

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2 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Getting pegged by Queen Latifah doesn’t count 

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Honestly, what's wrong with a woman choosing to bang a black guy? That comes off as racist when you say it's "gross".

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

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"Have to retire Kate. She’s lost her fucking mind w Pete Davidson. It’s worse than banging a black guy"

well, sorry to bring this back, but I think I want to comment on this. I'm a fan of comedy. and Davidson has done stuff i like, and some i havent. But I tend to give a little slack to a guy who had shitheads drop a building on his dad.  so if he gets a little prime ass,. good for him. 

oh, and fuck the guy who i'm quoting. aggy fuck

Just now, NorLa Horns said:

"Have to retire Kate. She’s lost her fucking mind w Pete Davidson. It’s worse than banging a black guy"

well, sorry to bring this back, but I think I want to comment on this. I'm a fan of comedy. and Davidson has done stuff i like, and some i havent. But I tend to give a little slack to a guy who had shitheads drop a building on his dad.  so if he gets a little prime ass,. good for him. 

oh, and fuck the guy who i'm quoting. aggy fuck

He can't be all that bad if he's bangin' Kate.

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I dunno, is that hot? Because I think that's hot. But I've been negged for expressing my opinion on hotness before, ya know.

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

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I dunno, is that hot? Because I think that's hot. But I've been negged for expressing my opinion on hotness before, ya know.

That's because you're blinder than Helen Keller.

Just now, Rimbo said:

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I dunno, is that hot? Because I think that's hot. But I've been negged for expressing my opinion on hotness before, ya know.

Actually you were being negged for picture dishonesty. At least this is what ariana currently looks like.  

Just now, TheFlyingBoat said:

That's because you're blinder than Helen Keller.

No, Kate just doesn't do much for me. Just think of it has having less competition for her, right?

I mean, she's not even the best-looking 40-something named "Kate" in my book. That goes to this lovely person:

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Actually you were being negged for picture dishonesty. At least this is what ariana currently looks like.  

No, I was negged for calling her a "butterface." Because her head looks like someone was trying to carve a head out of wood and gave up with the job halfway done.

But, like I said... that just means you don't have to worry about me competing with you for her affections. So why be salty?

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

No, I was negged for calling her a "butterface." Because her head looks like someone was trying to carve a head out of wood and gave up with the job halfway done.

But, like I said... that just means you don't have to worry about me competing with you for her affections. So why be salty?

Calling her a butterface is laughable. Her face is one of her more remarkable features.

Just now, TheFlyingBoat said:

Calling her a butterface is laughable. Her face is one of her more remarkable features.

I find it wholly unremarkable. Boring, even. Why does that bother you?

10 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

No, Kate just doesn't do much for me. Just think of it has having less competition for her, right?

I mean, she's not even the best-looking 40-something named "Kate" in my book. That goes to this lovely person:

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Fuck yea!!

12 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

No, Kate just doesn't do much for me. Just think of it has having less competition for her, right?

I mean, she's not even the best-looking 40-something named "Kate" in my book. That goes to this lovely person:

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fuck her!! she Killed Leo! there was room for 2 on that door! the cunt!

I might be in the minority but I don't have a problem with Pete Davidson. Someone has to bang Kate. 

7 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

fuck her!! she Killed Leo! there was room for 2 on that door! the cunt!

Fuck you, Leo was being a little fag back then and deserved it. 

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Someone help me out here. Has Kate Beckinsale ever shown her...

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???

36 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

No, I was negged for calling her a "butterface." Because her head looks like someone was trying to carve a head out of wood and gave up with the job halfway done.

But, like I said... that just means you don't have to worry about me competing with you for her affections. So why be salty?

Meh. I'd rather have Allison Brie, personally. Her and Ruby Rose will ultimately cause me to suffer from priapism, and that makes me happy.

28 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

fuck her!! she Killed Leo! there was room for 2 on that door! the cunt!

Maybe Leo can't swim and she's too tired to pull his skinny ass on that log?

46 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

No, Kate just doesn't do much for me. Just think of it has having less competition for her, right?

I mean, she's not even the best-looking 40-something named "Kate" in my book. That goes to this lovely person:

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How gay are you?  Nttawwt

12 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Meh. I'd rather have Allison Brie, personally. Her and Ruby Rose will ultimately cause me to suffer from priapism, and that makes me happy.

uh. dude. I got some bad news for you sunshine. Need to check Ruby Roses sexual preference. unless you have a gender reveal for us. you are batting for the wrong team

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Just now, NorLa Horns said:

uh. dude. I got some bad news for you sunshine. Need to check Ruby Roses sexual preference. unless you have a gender reveal for us. you are batting for the wrong team

Oh I know. I'd be happy just to watch 

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Oh I know. I'd be happy just to watch 

point

 

If this gets to 1000 posts it shouldn't even count. Not like this...

Just now, Redmen62 said:

If this gets to 1000 posts it shouldn't even count. Not like this...

Talking about Kate, Allison, and Ruby definitely counts. Always has.

Talking about Kate, Allison, and Ruby definitely counts. Always has.
Im sorry. Cat facts and Emma trump all that shit. Fight me!1b75887737be363eff7a1fd999c3d0c8.jpg

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2 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Im sorry. Cat facts and Emma trump all that shit. Fight me!1b75887737be363eff7a1fd999c3d0c8.jpg

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God damn those eyes. Yum.

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

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I dunno, is that hot? Because I think that's hot. But I've been negged for expressing my opinion on hotness before, ya know.

That is hot.  Just doing my part toward 1000

carry on

I feel that we've drifted too far from someone's idea that Jennifer Aniston needs to be utilized. Let's get back on track...
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I don’t want to be the one to tell her, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn’t have more than six or seven children.

12 minutes ago, DeweyCox said:

I don’t want to be the one to tell her, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn’t have more than six or seven children.

I can assure you, by the time she gets to six or seven children, those hips won't be narrow anymore. 

3 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Pegging from Queen Latifah 

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Like Ruby Rose, she plays in the “League of Their Own”.

I had an amiga working at Paramount Studios back in the mid 2000s and Q.L. always had her girlfriend (a.k.a. “Personal Assistant”) paid by the studio during filming of any of her movies. It was in her contract.

So you would have to be one epic level feminist and/or civil rights icon for her to even take the time to peg you. (And you had better say “Thank You” after she did, or your obit would appear the following Sunday claiming that “...although it was an accident, he ‘died doing what he loved’.”

1 hour ago, nunna yo bizness said:

Rimbo is just salty that no one ever proposed posting Condi-facts.

you... you... JUST SHUADDAP... 

I'M NOT MAD YOU ARE

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7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Interesting photo he choose. 

When keeping it real goes aggy...

1 minute ago, sushihorn said:

When keeping it real goes aggy...

Shepherd's only hope is to follow Tyler Johnson around like an annoying little brother. 

5 hours ago, Rimbo said:

No, Kate just doesn't do much for me. Just think of it has having less competition for her, right?

I mean, she's not even the best-looking 40-something named "Kate" in my book. That goes to this lovely person:

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There’s just no way any sane person thinks Winslet is hotter than Beckensale. Just no way. 

5 hours ago, PsychMike said:

I feel that we've drifted too far from someone's idea that Jennifer Aniston needs to be utilized. Let's get back on track...

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I love me some Jen, though. What movie is this from?

4 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Meh. I'd rather have Allison Brie, personally. Her and Ruby Rose will ultimately cause me to suffer from priapism, and that makes me happy.

Met Ruby last night, but unfortunately...

 

4 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

uh. dude. I got some bad news for you sunshine. Need to check Ruby Roses sexual preference. unless you have a gender reveal for us. you are batting for the wrong team

This. 

35 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Met Ruby last night, but unfortunately...

 

 

She offer to peg you? Because that's the vibe I get from her. 

7 hours ago, Rimbo said:

No, Kate just doesn't do much for me. Just think of it has having less competition for her, right?

I mean, she's not even the best-looking 40-something named "Kate" in my book. That goes to this lovely person:

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So, it’s interesting that you’ve guys have decided to sexualize a thread that is mostly about young men.

2 minutes ago, Richter said:

So, it’s interesting that you’ve guys have decided to sexualize a thread that is mostly about young men.

but we arent sexualizing the young men.  there is a difference.

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