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Croots and crooting news, sex with hot chicks, online circle jerks, cat facts, Kate...dem boys having the time of their lives.  

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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So who is the most likely “he’s not going to make it” recruit wesigned?

Everyone seems to be on the Shepherd will either excel or flake out train, but to mean OL take time to realize they are buried.

 

My guess is whoever in the WR group that doesn’t make the rotation will be looking to move on

51 minutes ago, Richter said:

So, it’s interesting that you’ve guys have decided to sexualize a thread that is mostly about young men.

To be fair, it was sexualized for certain members of the board before the women.

7 hours ago, Chili dog said:

There’s just no way any sane person thinks Winslet is hotter than Beckensale. Just no way. 

There's only no way if you believe that everyone's just like you.

12 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Situational awareness big man.. we will get there I hope.

57 minutes ago, Richter said:

So, it’s interesting that you’ve guys have decided to sexualize a thread that is mostly about young men.

We're taking about talent, right?

Girls romancing each other is recruiting related

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7 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

She offer to peg you? Because that's the vibe I get from her. 

NTTIAWWT

8 hours ago, Chili dog said:

I love me some Jen, though. What movie is this from?

Bruce Almighty, very funny scene.

So, it’s interesting that you’ve guys have decided to sexualize a thread that is mostly about young men.
but we arent sexualizing the young men.  there is a difference.
I could post some sexy sexy pics of hot young men.

Richter, ya want dong pics or just buttocks n bulges?

Bruce Almighty, very funny scene.
I mean - my BOOBS feel bigger. Do they look bigger to you? Look at them!
I mean - my BOOBS feel bigger. Do they look bigger to you? Look at them!
I have been.

On the goal to 1000, The last 30 pages are going to be sad. And that’s says something for Surly 

On the goal to 1000, The last 30 pages are going to be sad. And that’s says something for Surly 
Allright! Dong pics coming up then!
6 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
14 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:
On the goal to 1000, The last 30 pages are going to be sad. And that’s says something for Surly 

Allright! Dong pics coming up then!

 

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Allright! Dong pics coming up then!
Pretty sure there are already pics of Looch in this thread.
26 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
35 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:
On the goal to 1000, The last 30 pages are going to be sad. And that’s says something for Surly 

Allright! Dong pics coming up then!

Pre-emptive strike:

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4 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Pre-emptive strike:

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18 hours ago, Rimbo said:

No, Kate just doesn't do much for me. Just think of it has having less competition for her, right?

I mean, she's not even the best-looking 40-something named "Kate" in my book. That goes to this lovely person:

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You can't call Kate B a butterface then post this. This Kate isn't bad looking, unless she standing next to Kate B.  

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18 hours ago, Rimbo said:

No, Kate just doesn't do much for me. Just think of it has having less competition for her, right?

I mean, she's not even the best-looking 40-something named "Kate" in my book. That goes to this lovely person:

Kate-Winslet-Cover-GL-27sep17_TomCraig_b 

She'd definitely be among of the 20 best looking mothers in your average West LA middle school carpool line. Not #1, though. Or top 5, even.

On 9/27/2018 at 8:24 AM, I Plead Da Fif said:

Haven’t seen one created yet that’s not for a specific campus 9, so I’ll take the liberties. 

Hawaiian sloot with insane natural curves:

 

 

Keeping it Asian influenced with the next 2 Austrailian Asian babes:

Not an Instamodel, but beautiful nonetheless:

Keeping it Aussie, but more stick figure:

And we’ll finish with a Polish bang and a lotta silicone:

Happy slooting

 

27 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

I'm afraid even if this gets to 1000.. it will at best need an asterisk. 

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It's gonna count. The only asterick will be the 130 plus pages from the old site. Here a pics from another thread for those who are tired of Kate.

cross posting cuz 1000

 

NCAA Transfer and Eligibility Rules

From Subtitle F; Sec.69-Automatic Waivers

D(c)3- .......The University of Texas may exercise its right if an F-250 is involved  (PLAY 8).

He must get a lot of stink eye in Southern California wearing that. 

9 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Digging that hoodie. Anyone have a link to purchase that exact one?

direct message Mr. McCoy.

17 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Digging that hoodie. Anyone have a link to purchase that exact one?

Ditto this.

Still too orange after further examination though.

Edited by Wishbone

Got damn I love this thread, mainly for suggesting things that would never pop up on my feed. Sounds like there are a lot of things I need to check out based on the last two pages. Anyway, antman/wasp I thought was so-so, a true 5 when it comes down to it and 5’s are hard to find. Reminder, if you haven’t watched Californication,  make it the next thing you watch. (Preface) I didn’t grow up watching this genre, only past year, and know I will get roasted, but Netflix has some incredible anime series on it right now. Better plot lines than most real movies and shows out. Yes, it’s a cartoon but if you can get past that there is a ton of quality. And no, not like Pokémon stuff. Murder mysteries, comedies, and shit like that. (I can give someone a list if they want-dm.)

Edited by RockyMountainHighHorn

Got damn I love this thread, mainly for suggesting things that would never pop up on my feed. Sounds like there are a lot of things I need to check out based on the last two pages. Anyway, antman/wasp I thought was so-so, a true 5 when it comes down to it and 5’s are hard to find. Reminder, if you haven’t watched Californication,  make it the next thing you watch. (Preface) I didn’t grow up watching this genre, only past year, and know I will get roasted, but Netflix has some incredible anime series on it right now. Better plot lines than most real movies and shows out. Yes, it’s a cartoon but if you can get past that there is a ton of quality. And no, not like Pokémon stuff. Murder mysteries, comedies, and shit like that. (I can give someone a list if they want-dm.)

Username definitely checks out.
27 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Ditto this.

Still too orange after further examination though.

Is it? Regardless, it looks nice and simple, and I would wear the crap out of it. 

Spoilers tags don't work on Tapa, btw (on Surly). So all the Tapa users who look at this at work just got fired.

 

 

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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Brother and Sister??

 

That's racist. 

Maybe they should be fired for using tapa. I cant see shit, captain.

Unless I'm responding to the wrong thing. 

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Glad the racist shithead and posts are gone but the douche nozzle wrote “I created the idea of Kate faps whenever dumbasses were posting cat facts in the 2015 thread. “

So In my head I can see the thread and how the Kate posts started, hell I was even the one who pointed out the post and spot later on when someone else was asking how/when it all started.

But for the life of me I can’t remember the exact posters or what was exactly said. And of course it’s all scat posts or probably deleted but I sure as hell don’t remember a shitty poster starting the convo, let alone a racist PoS. In fact I thought it was mostly known folk. Anyone else have a better memory? (Doing my part to 1000)

 
Maybe they should be fired for using tapa. I cant see shit, captain.
Unless I'm responding to the wrong thing. 
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A post was deleted of a topless Angie Harmon within spoiler tags. Which don't work on Tapa.

I went back and looked at the timeline of the 2019 Class and as usual the aggy narrative fell apart completely.  Herman and Co got a few early stud commits but also just did a better job of early evaluation on kids that no one else was paying any attention to.  Some early takes that were WTFs at the time turned into senior season monsters.  And Herman went OOS for positions that were thin in Texas from the very beginning.

Roschon Johnson committed in 2017, before his junior year even began.  T'Vondre Sweat, Jordan Whittington, De'Gabriel Floyd, Kenyatta Watson II, Brayden Liebrock, Tyler Johnson and Jared Wiley all committed before the end of their junior year.  3 of them came from OOS very early.  Thus dies the aggyfact(TM) myth that Herman was FORCED to go that route. 

Over the junior to senior year summer Jake Smith, Chris Adimora, Peter Mpagi, Marcus Tillman Jr and Marques Caldwell joined the class.  Herman already had the core of a Top 10 class before the season started - arguably a Top 5 core.  The silly delusion of aggy that they were dictating anything or shutting anyone out is just part and parcel of the pathological narcissism that permeates that place.  They couldn't be content to achieve something on their own.  They STILL had to make it about The University and they lied to themselves to do it.

Here is the full list, with commitment dates.  OOS recruits are italicized.  Early enrollees are underlined:

Bru McCoy:  1/25/2019

Jordan Whittington:  3/10/2018

Jake Smith:  7/3/2018

Tyler Johnson:  5/25/2018

De’Gabriel Floyd:  3/31/2018

Tyler Owens:  9/24/2018

Kenyatta Watson II:  5/1/2018

Marcus Washington:  10/26/2018

David Gbenda:  9/30/2018

Brayden Liebrock:  5/8/2018

Chris Adimora:  7/1/2018

Derrian Brown:  9/16/2018

Roschon Johnson:  7/21/2017

Isaiah Hookfin:  12/21/2018

Myron Warren:  11/19/2018

Javonne Shepherd:  2/6/2019

Jacoby Jones: 11/21/2018 (JUCO)

Marcus Tillman Jr: 7/28/2018

T’Vondre Sweat:  2/28/2018

Peter Mpagi:  7/16/2018

Caleb Johnson:  12/17/2018 (JUCO)

Kennedy Lewis:  12/18/2018

Marques Caldwell:  7/7/2018

Jared Wiley:  5/26/2018

5 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Got damn I love this thread, mainly for suggesting things that would never pop up on my feed. Sounds like there are a lot of things I need to check out based on the last two pages. Anyway, antman/wasp I thought was so-so, a true 5 when it comes down to it and 5’s are hard to find. Reminder, if you haven’t watched Californication,  make it the next thing you watch. (Preface) I didn’t grow up watching this genre, only past year, and know I will get roasted, but Netflix has some incredible anime series on it right now. Better plot lines than most real movies and shows out. Yes, it’s a cartoon but if you can get past that there is a ton of quality. And no, not like Pokémon stuff. Murder mysteries, comedies, and shit like that. (I can give someone a list if they want-dm.)

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31 minutes ago, Modessit said:
49 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:
Maybe they should be fired for using tapa. I cant see shit, captain.
Unless I'm responding to the wrong thing. 
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A post was deleted of a topless Angie Harmon within spoiler tags. Which don't work on Tapa.

Sorry about that.  The more you know.

 

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                    TWINS?????

 

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I know it's in the Derrian thread, but for those who only get their news here - an update from his mom:

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6 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Fuck all you Kate haters, she's hot AF you got damn neckbeards!!

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Meh... I give her a 7 because she’s famous. I feel like that’s pretty generous. 

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