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How long have you followed Texas Athletics? Do you remember a guy named Mack Brown? Jeff Madden? Chris Plonsky? Steve Patterson? Nick Voinis? Bev Kearney? Rick Barnes? Connie Clark? Shaka Smart? I can go on. 

I wish we still had Rick Barnes
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6 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:


I wish we still had Rick Barnes

I don’t.

Not that Shaka’s better, but Rick wasn’t going to take us back to the Final Four. He was like late-era Mack Brown: he wasn’t going to work any harder than he had years before. Still can’t believe we never had a good free throw shooting team under him and it cost us so many wins. He was stubborn to a fault. 

8 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:


I wish we still had Rick Barnes

Man, he’s looking great in Knoxville, but so did we early in his time at Texas. You can’t deny we had gotten very mediocre by the end of his tenure, though. I’m glad he’s doing well at Tennessee, but it was time for a change. We’ll see how long his success lasts at TN. 

 I got mad respect for dudes that shit all over themselves when they’re working out. They really giving it all they got. 

16 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

 I got mad respect for dudes that shit all over themselves when they’re working out. They really giving it all they got. 

You want my respect?  Doing up-downs after you shit yourself. 

21 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

You want my respect?  Doing up-downs after you shit yourself. 

How about sit-ups? Putting your face right where you shat.

In this case, the dude was running 100s, and he ran at least a dozen with shit all over himself. Filled his socks. It was gross. Can you imagine the chafing? 

2 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

 I got mad respect for dudes that shit all over themselves when they’re working out. They really giving it all they got. 

 

1 hour ago, Chili dog said:

How about sit-ups? Putting your face right where you shat.

In this case, the dude was running 100s, and he ran at least a dozen with shit all over himself. Filled his socks. It was gross. Can you imagine the chafing? 


I think that my older sister shit herself a little after the 20 mile marker in her first marathon. 

But it was in NYC, so there probably weren't any people around to see it/smell it at the finish line.


FULL DISCLOSURE: I wasn't there, so I can't verify that this actually happened.

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That’s a good report on Whittington. What’s a good comp for him, Eric Metcalf? If so, that would be sweet.

3 hours ago, Napoleon said:

 


I think that my older sister shit herself a little after the 20 mile marker in her first marathon. 

But it was in NYC, so there probably weren't any people around to see it/smell it at the finish line.


FULL DISCLOSURE: I wasn't there, so I can't verify that this actually happened.

She definitely takes after your mom, who shit herself 20 minutes into what was supposed to be a marathon event.

5 hours ago, NorLa Horns said:

You want my respect?  Doing up-downs after you shit yourself. 

Are you German by chance?

4 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

The Shat in the Hat...now that was a good children’s story. 

It teaches them eating green eggs and ham has its consequences 

Surprised we haven’t heard anything about grad transfer RBs yet. When did we get Tre Watson last year?

11 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Surprised we haven’t heard anything about grad transfer RBs yet. When did we get Tre Watson last year?

May 6th. Plenty of time.

14 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Surprised we haven’t heard anything about grad transfer RBs yet. When did we get Tre Watson last year?

Tre is available again this year, saw it posted a while back. We should definitely be leading for him.

10 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Tre is available again this year, saw it posted a while back. We should definitely be leading for him.

Seriously?

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5 minutes ago, cochamps said:

Seriously?

Yeah. From his 247 transfer portal profile:

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5 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Yeah. From his 247 transfer portal profile:

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Ouch.  Dude is never going to live that one down.

37 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Ouch.  Dude is never going to live that one down.

Some folks get Catfished....

Some get Katfid......

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

T'Vondre Sweat

Pity the OL trying to stop T-Vondre from bull rushing the passer.

You guys are just jealous of my powers of observation. 

4 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

You guys are just jealous of my powers of observation. 

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On 2/1/2019 at 11:41 AM, Katfid54 said:

Is Taj Griffin just Tre Watson with a green tie, pretending he can get another year of eligibility?  Holy shit they look a lot alike:

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For those trying to understand Katfid's post, see above^^^

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7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

For those trying to understand Katfid's post, see above^^^

And you didn't even fuck up the formatting beyond all recognition. Good job, buddy.

19 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

You guys are just jealous of my powers of observation. 

Isnt it the lacktherof that got you into this mess?

1 minute ago, Red Five said:

Katfid's casual racism is still shocking, all this time later. 

Of course it's casual. Black tie would be unthematic.

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Katfid's casual racism is still shocking, all this time later. 

Says the dude with a guy in blackface as his profile photo.

1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Says the dude with a guy in blackface as his profile photo.

do you ever not look at skin color?

Just now, Red Five said:

Did you think that was a serious post? 

Should have posted this as your response. 

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21 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

And you didn't even fuck up the formatting beyond all recognition. Good job, buddy.

Because the formatting was clearly the worst thing about that post.  🙄

12 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Did you think that was a serious post? 

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10 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

 I got mad respect for dudes that shit all over themselves when they’re working out. They really giving it all they got. 

So you got nothing for dudes that don't give a shit?

1 hour ago, Machinator said:
1 hour ago, Machinator said:
T'Vondre Sweat

Great pivot moves ending in a left-handed shot? At that weight? Yeah, this is one of our lowest-ranked recruits.

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iPad screwed up this post.

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

May 6th. Plenty of time.

Ehhh. Pretty sure we were already recruiting him by this time last year, or it was at least known he was going to be a GT. 

Regardless, anyone we could potentially get will likely be someone who gets beat out in spring ball, so we probably won’t have any potential names until April. 

20 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Great pivot moves ending in a left-handed shot? At that weight? Yeah, this is one of our lowest-ranked recruits.

going to the rim with your off hand is a huge part of playing the nose.  

9 hours ago, Napoleon said:

 


I think that my older sister shit herself a little after the 20 mile marker in her first marathon. 

But it was in NYC, so there probably weren't any people around to see it/smell it at the finish line.


FULL DISCLOSURE: I wasn't there, so I can't verify that this actually happened.

I think shitting yourself during a marathon is pretty standard. One of many reasons you shouldn’t do it, not to mention the first guy who tried it died. 

4 hours ago, Chili dog said:

I think shitting yourself during a marathon is pretty standard. One of many reasons you shouldn’t do it, not to mention the first guy who tried it died. 

Nike!!!

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

Nike!!!

Είναι μια κακή ιδέα να λερώσετε τα παντελόνια σας ενώ τρέχετε. Ειδικά όταν τρέχετε από τους Πέρσες.

5 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Είναι μια κακή ιδέα να λερώσετε τα παντελόνια σας ενώ τρέχετε. Ειδικά όταν τρέχετε από τους Πέρσες.

I was just about to say that

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

I was just about to say that

I'm surprised. I didn't think ancient history would have been your bag.

Great pivot moves ending in a left-handed shot? At that weight? Yeah, this is one of our lowest-ranked recruits.
Needs to trust his drop step more. Had an easy layup if he followed through with the first move. Definitely not a 5 star basketball recruit. Do not want.
27 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Είναι μια κακή ιδέα να λερώσετε τα παντελόνια σας ενώ τρέχετε. Ειδικά όταν τρέχετε από τους Πέρσες.

Exeis Dikio ama eisai kai malakas 

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