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9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

On Mpagi...

 

Lol. Yeah. He's going to end up too undersized. Good call, Aggy. Dudes, going to end up at 275 without breaking a fucking sweat before he's done here. 

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    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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2 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

I don't think you know what "meta-data [sic] segregation" means.

Please do tell someone who builds relational databases more information about metadeta segregation!

6 minutes ago, dad said:

Please do tell someone who builds relational databases more information about metadeta segregation!

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6 minutes ago, dad said:

metadeta segregation

Dude you can't even type the fucking word.  The first time it was "meta-data" and now it's "metadeta."  The word is metadata.  If you can't even fucking spell the thing that you say you do for a living, I'm not quivering in my boots about your subject matter expertise.

By the way why the hell does everyone keep insinuating that KatFid is or said something racist? I thought he was just a dude who's role at the shag was to post GIFS.. was one of those GIFS possibly racist? 

 

10 minutes ago, dad said:

Please do tell someone who builds relational databases more information about metadeta segregation!

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1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Dude you can't even type the fucking word.  The first time it was "meta-data" and now it's "metadeta."  The word is metadata.  If you can't even fucking spell the thing that you say you do for a living, I'm not quivering in my boots about your subject matter expertise.

Haha so the lack of a hyphen on a forum shit post completely invalidates years of experience.. i'm not here to be validated by you i'm just here to let you know that I know a whole lot more about the subject of which you're attempting to imply that I'm ignorant on which is kind of fucking ironic.

2 minutes ago, dad said:

Haha so the lack of a hyphen on a forum shit post completely invalidates years of experience.. i'm not here to be validated by you i'm just here to let you know that I know a whole lot more about the subject of which you're attempting to imply that I'm ignorant on which is kind of fucking ironic.

Kinda seems like maybe you do want that.

Just now, Katfid54 said:

Kinda seems like maybe you do want that.

Please GIF gawd tell me I knowz SQL so I can feel better about myself!

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Speaking of jersey numbers, Texas briefly put up the spring roster (and took it down quickly), but posters on other sites were able to catch a glimpse of it and view the early enrollees:

#1 DeGabriel Floyd LB 6-2 240 

#2 Roschon Johnson QB 6-2 215

#5 Bru McCoy WR 6-3 215

#13 Marcus Tillman, Jr. LB 6-1 235 

#18 Jared Wiley TE (no measurements)

#21 Jordan Whittington RB 6-1 215 

#30 Caleb Johnson LB 6-0 235

#36 Jacoby Jones DL 6-3 265

#45 Peter Mpagi DL 6-4 245 

#72 Tyler Johnson OL 6-6 315

Tillman at 235 is surprising but I think it's a good thing

5 minutes ago, dad said:

Haha so the lack of a hyphen on a forum shit post completely invalidates years of experience.. i'm not here to be validated by you i'm just here to let you know that I know a whole lot more about the subject of which you're attempting to imply that I'm ignorant on which is kind of fucking ironic.

Dad! You're embarrassing me in front of my friends! 

2 minutes ago, dad said:

Please GIF gawd tell me I knowz SQL so I can feel better about myself!

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1 minute ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Dad! You're embarrassing me in front of my friends! 

GIVE ME A HUG GOODBYE OR YOU'RE NOT PLAYING FORTNITE TONIGHT!

23 minutes ago, dad said:

Please do tell someone who builds relational databases more information about metadeta segregation!

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29 minutes ago, dad said:

By the way why the hell does everyone keep insinuating that KatFid is or said something racist? I thought he was just a dude who's role at the shag was to post GIFS.. was one of those GIFS possibly racist? 

 

It's a joke (IMO).  He said some guy looked like Tre Watson (he kinda did, but not really).  It's a play on "they all look alike" idea that's considered racist (which it is).

Just now, Lhorn said:

It's a joke (IMO).  He said some guy looked like Tre Watson (he kinda did, but not really).  It's a play on "they all look alike" idea that's considered racist (which it is).

Haha gotcha!

1 minute ago, Lhorn said:

It's a joke (IMO).  He said some guy looked like Tre Watson (he kinda did, but not really).  It's a play on "they all look alike" idea that's considered racist (which it is).

I never joke.

10 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Turns out Katfid is actually Roseanne Barr.

That's a bit harsh. Rosanne has some racial tolerance.

39 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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As someone who was recently criticizing people about metadata and shit, I do not get this joke.

41 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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Actually they kinda do all look alike.

12 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

holy fucking CTE, batman.

Apparently Caleb Johnson is a junior (3 to play 2) and not a RS sophomore (3 to play 3).

27 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Apparently Caleb Johnson is a junior (3 to play 2) and not a RS sophomore (3 to play 3).

That's a pretty big deal, how was this not known before?

31 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Apparently Caleb Johnson is a junior (3 to play 2) and not a RS sophomore (3 to play 3).

That's lame. Although if Burton's report about him slacking off on his rehab is true, he may not see the field enough to burn a redshirt year.

4 minutes ago, Atticus said:

That's a pretty big deal, how was this not known before?

Not sure. He was listed as a junior on the spring roster before it was yanked.

15 minutes ago, Atticus said:

That's a pretty big deal, how was this not known before?

Huge blow to the future of the program. 

Kate said she'd be on Jimmy Kimmel tonight.....for you night owls.  Wonder what she'll be wearing?

5 hours ago, dad said:

Please GIF gawd tell me I knowz SQL so I can feel better about myself!

You seem like you want to merge him into a table.

4 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

As someone who was recently criticizing people about metadata and shit, I do not get this joke.

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6 hours ago, dad said:

Please GIF gawd tell me I knowz SQL so I can feel better about myself!

You may be an expert in SQL but you only get a C++ on your posting and spelling.

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45 minutes ago, RollLeft said:
You may be an expert in SQL but you only get a C++ on your posting and spelling.
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That’s the nicest thing anyone’s said about me.
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5 hours ago, Machinator said:

Apparently Caleb Johnson is a junior (3 to play 2) and not a RS sophomore (3 to play 3).

How does that work? I think the general understanding was that, since he sat out last year with a shoulder injury, it essentially counted as a RS year. Which would mean that he only used one year of eligibility, but wouldn't be able to red shirt.  I'm not doubting anyone - if Machinator posted it, I'm sure it's true. I've always assumed that his circuits aren't programmed for dishonesty.

But, serious - what the fuck? Did he play some last year and everyone somehow missed it?

8 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

holy fucking CTE, batman.

I was thinking the same.

If you're a parent, aren't you thinking... umm.... you're smart, let's use your brain to make money via a degree and not via CTE.

13 hours ago, BornOrange said:

... and Whittington being the reincarnation of Ramonce Taylor.

 

11 hours ago, Machinator said:

Speaking of jersey numbers, Texas briefly put up the spring roster (and took it down quickly), but posters on other sites were able to catch a glimpse of it and view the early enrollees:

#21 Jordan Whittington RB 6-1 215 


I think that we've speculated that Whittington is really 6' flat, not 6'1", but if he's 6-1 / 215lbs, then he is closer to the reincarnation of Edwin Simmons than he is to Ramonce Taylor.

I was hoping that Jordan, who was listed at "198 lbs" on his 247 page, would get up to 210 to 215 lbs by the start of fall camp. If he really is 215 lbs right now, he might be a 220 lb do-it-all back/flared WR/slot by the time the season starts.

He is going to be vital to the success of our team this fall and he'll probably be the player I'm most excited to watch this year.

6 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:


Is that Kenneth from 30 Rock?

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7 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:


Is that Kenneth from 30 Rock?

It is, in fact, not.

With the Mookie decommitment, BC better stay in touch with Marcus Washington....... Mookie and MW are good friends.

Really weird how quickly Mookie changed his mind about Texas after reportedly loving UT and helping recruit MW to come play for Texas.

IT on Parker Braun:

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The Georgia Tech graduate transfer weighed in at 292 pounds on the deal-sealing Texas visit. 

The question remaining is whether or not Parker will play or red-shirt. We're betting on playing:

While he'd (Parker's dad) love for Parker to shirt (and agreed on how), he's not holding his breath. In fact (after watching his share of film on our Oline) he expects Parker to start and not shirt simply because "you play your best five - always". When you're an HC making $5M you don't want to risk not bringing your A game, roster-wise included. Yancy was indeed the man. Herman, staff evidenced total alignment throughout the weekend in ways other schools haven't/don't. Measured/weighed in at 6-3, 292.

 

Kennedy Lewis ran a 10.89 100 and a 22.61 200, both good for 1st place.

9 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Whittington...is going to be vital to the success of our team this fall and he'll probably be the player I'm most excited to watch this year.

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2 hours ago, Gardner Barnes said:


Is that Kenneth from 30 Rock?

How you could not recognize a young Gary Busey is beyond me.

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1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

With the Mookie decommitment, BC better stay in touch with Marcus Washington....... Mookie and MW are good friends.

Really weird how quickly Mookie changed his mind about Texas after reportedly loving UT and helping recruit MW to come play for Texas.

Uh.. Washington is signed. It's not like a player is going to get to campus for a week and then transfer or something. 

32 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Kennedy Lewis ran a 10.89 100 and a 22.61 200, both good for 1st place.

This is pleasantly surprising. 22.61 in the 200 is especially good.

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