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    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

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    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
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    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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i cant believe we did it. To 1000 and beyond I guess.

Edited by Enchubben

3 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

We're hitting 1,000, with zero fucks given!

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I was there. That was the highlight of the day for Longhorn fans.

This has been an EXTRAORDINARILY stupid chapter in surly history. It's only right a guy named @Enchubben had the first post on 1000.

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Edited by texifornia

4 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

Doesn’t even look like the same guy.

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I just rolled over to 999!  Gosh.  That was fast......and today is The Ides of March... beware!

 Now that that’s over...

Look, I wanna’ be honest with you. I really need a job. And, I will take any position – as long as it doesn’t involve having sex with old ladies for money, or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos. 

Finally.  Next stop....2000!

Edited by stork642

13 minutes ago, CowtownHorn said:

Doesn’t even look like the same guy.

Yours was the last post in 999.   Missed it by......oh.....this much!

We owe this one to Bru! What a great year.  

Just now, Katfid54 said:

WE DID IT I LOVE ALL OF YOU

You didn't have a gif queued up for 1000?

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Just now, texifornia said:

You didn't have a gif queued up for 1000?

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see literally next post.

Just now, Henry Hill said:

In on page 1000. In on Kate.

too bad kate’s not in on you. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

too bad kate’s not in on you. 

can’t compete with butthole eyes

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