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3 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Hahaha classic surly right here. Season is 5 months away and we aren’t making a bowl? Lol Jfc!

I was jealous of all the guys who do it in the first quarter of the Maryland game.

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6 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Hey you know the S&P+ guy is going to drop us 10 spots after this.

I’m in the fetal position in my closet repeating to myself “it’s because the wind, it’s because the wind”

i chugged the koolaid hard this 995 offseason. This is disappointing 

8 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Hahaha classic surly right here. Season is 5 months away and we aren’t making a bowl? Lol Jfc!

This is a parody thread.  

1 minute ago, Majorcholas said:

I’m in the fetal position in my closet repeating to myself “it’s because the wind, it’s because the wind”

i chugged the koolaid hard this 995 offseason. This is disappointing 

It's practice, bud

2 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Rumors swirling that Cam Rising has informed Utah of his intent to xfer to Texas

I’m transferring the portal into the football.

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Pouncy is concussed

why don't they wear those over helmet pads during this game? 

I’m in the fetal position in my closet repeating to myself “it’s because the wind, it’s because the wind”
i chugged the koolaid hard this 995 offseason. This is disappointing 

Pull yourself together. Perhaps the ugliest spring game I’ve ever seen was the 2005 game. Zero sum generally looks ugly.
1 minute ago, Majorcholas said:

I’m in the fetal position in my closet repeating to myself “it’s because the wind, it’s because the wind”

i chugged the koolaid hard this 995 offseason. This is disappointing 

Me to, man, me to.

Actually I have no idea what I am looking at, just enjoying seeing a fake football game.

3 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

I’m in the fetal position in my closet repeating to myself “it’s because the wind, it’s because the wind”

i chugged the koolaid hard this 995 offseason. This is disappointing 

That's your problem.

I don't give two shits about a glorified free practice, but I do hope the recruits have a fine time in Austin.  

Feels like Maryland showed up earlier this year, which is great for a practice game.... 😄

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

how many recroots did we just lose at this game 

Err’body

Defense has 2 INTs and 4 sacks - nice day at the office for them so far.

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

We’re not baaaa-ack?

You're late to the party, but we're 4-8 if we get lucky next year.  

Not sure much of a 2nd half should be played.  Stay healthy guys..... 🤘

I am glad to see Bruh out there. I am out of the loop, did he get cleared to play next year?

More! More Spring game!

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4 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Err’body

FML  welp bring on 2021

I am glad to see Bruh out there. I am out of the loop, did he get cleared to play next year?


Not yet, still waiting

It’s so fucking windy here I’m amazed they’re passing at all. Wind is swirling like crazy. 

The two bars I’ve been to have already switched from UT. Not sure if this is a shitty bar town, this game sucks, there’s too many choices tonight, or I suck as a patron.

Edited by Tired of Lurking

1 minute ago, lemonandaturd said:

Maybe we beat OU 3-0 twice.  

Will points be divvied out for circle drill?

It’s so fucking windy here I’m amazed they’re passing at all. Wind is swirling like crazy. 


Nice try, Coach Beck.

Wait...did Gallindo just say Ludacris is performing after the game?

 

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It's practice, bud

It’s three-dimensional parody, bud.

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

Wait...did Gallindo just say Ludacris is performing after the game?

 

Yeah that's happening.

 

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1 minute ago, Tired of Lurking said:

The two bars I’ve been to have already switched from UT. Not sure if this is a shitty bar town, this game sucks, there’s too many choices tonight, or I suck as a patron.

You must be a shitty tipper.  

I've got a pretty awesome video from today.  I'm drinking, at the game, and bookmarking in case I forget.  Harass my ass tomorrow id I haven't posted it by then.

1 minute ago, Augustus said:

Wait...did Gallindo just say Ludacris is performing after the game?

 

Yes and it's true.  

16 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

Pouncey is a fun sounding name

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