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Had a cardiac “event” at 3am. Am currently in the Round Rock ER awaiting angiogram procedure.

OU sucks.

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Good luck, Brat.

If they get confused by your anatomy, remind them to flip the image over.

Make sure that read the angiogram right side up.

Thoughts and Prayers Brat - throw a fit if they won't give you pudding.

Thoughts and prayers man. If you need anything throw up the SurlySignal.

40 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Had a cardiac “event” at 3am. Am currently in the Round Rock ER awaiting angiogram procedure.

OU sucks.

This is how you Surl

Get better brat

45 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Had a cardiac “event” at 3am. Am currently in the Round Rock ER awaiting angiogram procedure.

OU sucks.

ou sucks. good luck

What time is it? It's stent time and OU sucks.

Pics of nurses not coming thru for me....

 

Give em hell AB!

Get well soon your crusty old fart.  Your wisdom is still needed for future generations.  And who would feed the dogs?

You want me to bring you a key bump? Get that ticker pumping good again. 

Be sure to let us know how much hotter nurses are than they were the first time you went into the hospital.

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Good luck.

Hang in there Brat.
I just check the Red Cross app & I can't give blood again until 3/13/19.
Let me know if you need any after that

Aren't you a little too old to be doing cocaine at 3:00 AM? 

Edited by Pescado_Rojo

Two guns up for Brat.

Hopefully you won’t get knocked up by some male nurse with a wonky eye 

Good luck Brat....and stay out of the damn cloakroom...especially at 3 am.

Good vibes sir!

Why?  We’ve seen the Mrs. Pecan Pie.  You croak just means more for us.  

 

 

 

 

GWS. 

Don’t fall for the old anal probe trick and get well soon.  

Snap the Cialis in half next time.

11 minutes ago, SDG said:

Don’t fall for the old anal probe trick and get well soon.  

Hey, hey. Maybe that's what he wants.

GL Brat,

 

we need your sarcasm on this board to keep Derka in check

Get well Brat!

 

And yes, OU does indeed suck.

So, dude....don't die, okay?  Thanks, we'd appreciate you doing that for us.  Because it's all about us.

Ou blows ass. So do cardiac events. Get well.

Can I have your guns if you... you know...

 

 

 

JK, hoping for a full recovery.

53 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Snap the Cialis in half next time.

Does that work?  Asking for a friend. 

15 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

You know what they say - it's your second thousand years that's the hardest. 

Be well. 

He's still got a few millennia left, right?

 

Get better soon, Brat.

3am? maybe you got laid?

good luck senior

Edited by staboner

Was it the big one?

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Did you happen to roll by an HEB on your way, and was it, in fact, open?   

 

Get well Brat.  Hoping and praying the best for you 

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