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They're probably having trouble finding a Ruger pacemaker in a caliber and finish he likes.

If you're well enough to text that you had a heart attack, you're well enough to go back to swinging that pickaxe. Quit malingering.

And good luck.

Don’t freak out at all the hospital technology. A lot has changed since the last time you went in for your leeches treatment and went home with a bottle of Laudanum for the pain.

3 hours ago, BottleRocket said:

Hope that you don't die.  If you do, can I have your Colt 1911?

You can have the guns.  I get Mrs. Brat.  

I mean, good luck old man.  Thoughts and prayers and wutnot.

C'mon, man.  You gotta get better, and quick.  Who else will tell all of us whippersnappers what running from dinosaurs and toking with Sitting Bull were like?

Good luck, dude.  And ou does indeed suck.

At 9:06 tonight Armybrat died

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

his hair. A deep, dark brown. The same as in his going to war pics before Normandy.

Ride on the wings of eagles my friend.

Shit, so sorry to hear that. RIP.

Edited by XYZ

Damn, Heal up quick Brat.  I leave nearby.  If you need anyone to go feed your cat or help out, shoot me a PM and I will help out.

Brat will posting his upside down nurse pics in the Hot or Not thread in the morning

41 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Shit, so sorry to hear that. RIP.

 

33 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Damn...

 

18 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

@Dilligas I hope this is a joke.  Damn 

smh

Wait you had an event and you didn't invite us? What the hell old man!!! That's not how it works around here. Get to feeling better and maybe...maybe...we will drop off a Luann special for you and a vintage copy of Big 'Uns from 88.

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smh

Being serious.  Didn’t know if he was just surlying or if he knew details.  I sure as hell hope it wouldn’t be presented as such.   I mean, I expect it, as per my reaction, but I’d hope there’d be a bit more sincerity 

49 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

At 9:06 tonight Armybrat died

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

his hair. A deep, dark brown. The same as in his going to war pics before Normandy.

Ride on the wings of eagles my friend.

If this is an attempt at humor -- fuck off.

So, Brat....you take care of you....but also....tell us you’re not dead.

I doubt dilligas is in the hospital with AB.  he quoted the time.  and it was a bad joke about hair coloring.  

unless dilligas is a known AB associate how can anyone begin to believe that 

41 minutes ago, futureman said:

unless dilligas is a known AB associate how can anyone begin to believe that 

You have severely underestimated the internet, Sir!

And yeah, @Dilligas I know you're trying to be edgy and cool so you can fit in. But that wasn't it.

So has anyone heard info from friends? Somebody bring a Kel-Tec into his house?

Edited by RPM

Would not mind an update.

7 minutes ago, Rip76 said:

Would not mind an update.

I’m sure he’s sleeping and his family doesn’t care fuckall about their loved one’s anonymous degenerate internet friends.

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

I’m sure he’s sleeping and his family doesn’t care fuckall about their loved one’s anonymous degenerate internet friends.

Probably sure you’re right.

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1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

So, Brat....you take care of you....but also....tell us you’re not dead.

I might as well be after eating the cafeteria meatloaf plate & Elmer’s Glue pudding dessert.

i need a Luby’s fix, but the drugs here should see me through.

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PM me if you have any questions about what’s going on with your procedure or meds they’re gonna put u on. GL

Take care of yourself, old man! Upside down gun porn is not easy to come by!

52 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I might as well be after eating the cafeteria meatloaf plate & Elmer’s Glue pudding dessert.

i need a Luby’s fix, but the drugs here should see me through.

Damn, after that fuckstick posted, I thought you were a goner. Glad to see you still can fog a mirror. 

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Good to see you posting again.  

How are the nurses' titties?

9 hours ago, XYZ said:

Shit, so sorry to hear that. RIP.

He was only mostly dead.

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12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

He was only mostly dead.

Fake dead.

I think the wreath fund is tapped, but maybe they can put together another surly subscription level and we could come up with a hallmark card 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

He was only mostly dead.

to blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave....

 

(go get'em Brat... I need to 'shop another photo of yours, so get to it)

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

If you die who will tell us about the battle of Gettysburg? 

I think you're confused and meant to say Battle of Yorktown...

10 hours ago, Armybrat said:

i need a Luby’s fix, but the drugs here should see me through.

Damn, boss, I knew you were old but I didn't know you were Luby's old.

Get the fuck up and grill me some stegosaurus.

 

 

 

 

 

PS: happy you're not dead.

Surely someone can get Brat some good grub delivered to his hospital room.

how do you pos rep the original post? "hahaha you had a heart attack", or "thanks for having a heart attack"....?

12 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

how do you pos rep the original post? "hahaha you had a heart attack", or "thanks for having a heart attack"....?

I take it that people "liked" that Brat told them about it, instead of hearing about it from somebody else.

Thoughts and prayers, Brat- You put the "Sir" in Surly.

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