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that’s fucking interesting, man. that’s fucking interesting. 

Overview

Priapism is a prolonged erection of the penis. The persistent erection continues hours beyond or isn't caused by sexual stimulation. Priapism is usually painful.

Although priapism is an uncommon condition overall, it occurs commonly in certain groups, such as people who have sickle cell anemia. Prompt treatment for priapism is usually needed to prevent tissue damage that could result in the inability to get or maintain an erection (erectile dysfunction).

 

Priapism is most common in men in their 30s.

 

Symptoms

Priapism symptoms vary depending on the type of priapism. The two main types of priapism are ischemic and nonischemic priapism.

Ischemic priapism

Ischemic priapism, also called low-flow priapism, is the result of blood not being able to leave the penis. It's the more common type of priapism. Signs and symptoms include:

  • Erection lasting more than four hours or unrelated to sexual interest or stimulation
  • Rigid penile shaft, but the tip of penis (glans) is soft
  • Progressive penile pain

Recurrent or stuttering priapism, a form of ischemic priapism, is an uncommon condition. It's more common in males who have an inherited disorder characterized by abnormally shaped red blood cells (sickle cell anemia). Sickle cells can block the blood vessels in the penis. Recurrent priapism describes repetitive episodes of prolonged erections and often includes episodes of ischemic priapism. In some cases, the condition starts off with unwanted and painful erections of short duration and might progress over time to more frequent and more prolonged erections.

Nonischemic priapism

Nonischemic priapism, also known as high-flow priapism, occurs when penile blood flow isn't regulated appropriately. Nonischemic priapism is usually painless. Signs and symptoms include:

  • Erection lasting more than four hours or unrelated to sexual interest or stimulation
  • Erect but not fully rigid penile shaft

When to see a doctor

If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, you need emergency care. The emergency room doctor will determine whether you have ischemic priapism or nonischemic priapism. This is necessary because the treatment for each is different, and treatment for ischemic priapism needs to be done as soon as possible.

If you experience recurrent, persistent, painful erections that resolve on their own, see your doctor. You might need treatment to prevent further episodes.

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3 minutes ago, futureman said:

dream crusher 

unless the Ad is a movie teaser.

If it's The Dude selling me a Capital One Venture Card or something, I'm gonna kidnap myself and throw myself off the cliffs of Malibu.

Edited by CurlyDumps

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

unless the Ad is a movie teaser.

If it's the Dude selling me a Capital One Venture Card or something, I'm gonna kidnap myself and throw myself off the cliffs of Malibu.

probably a fake movie thing like the danny mcbride crocodile dundee from last year.  mildly amusing but a huge letdown.  I won’t allow myself to get excited about this.  the disappointment would be too great. 

You look for the person who will benefit, and, uh... 

16 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

I'm gonna kidnap myself and throw myself off the cliffs of Malibu.

Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party, that you were drunk and abusive.

Damnit ... I just posted this in the Jeff Bridges/John Goodman/Steve Buscemi  interview thread after having done a search for "Lebowski."  

I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.  It's good knowin' he's out there.

4 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

unless the Ad is a movie teaser.

If it's The Dude selling me a Capital One Venture Card or something, I'm gonna kidnap myself and throw myself off the cliffs of Malibu.

The thought of the Dude saying, "Hey man, like, what's in your wallet? " doesn't warm your heart? 

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party, that you were drunk and abusive.

Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.  

45 minutes ago, Go Pokes said:

The thought of the Dude saying, "Hey man, like, what's in your wallet? " doesn't warm your heart? 

It's an ad for IKEA's annual rug sale.

4 hours ago, Bat Guano said:

New shit has come to light?

 

4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

 

I hope this was intentional. 

26 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

 

I hope this was intentional. 

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Futureman?

27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s a Ralph’s ad. 

It’s Sandro, about Biennale 

Edited by Neonmoon

27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s a Ralph’s ad. 

It's an In-N-Out Burger ad.

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

It's an In-N-Out Burger ad.

the in-n-out burger’s on camrose

My advice to you is to do what your parents did; GET A JOB SIR!

Edited by 83Horn
accuracy

It's the medicinal marijuana ad CBS rejected.

11 hours ago, futureman said:

the in-n-out burger’s on camrose

Near the In-N-Out burger 

Edited by Trey3216

If it's going to be on national tv then I expect it to be about finding a stranger in the Alps.

You’re not wrong, CurlyDumps. You’re just an asshole.

I have to admit, when I first read the title of this thread, my first thought for an appropriate response was:

"WHAT IS THIS PRIVATE PYLE?"

Just watched FMJ a couple night ago.  That shit never gets old.

who the fuck is arthur digby sellers?

He wrote the bulk of the series
8 hours ago, 83Horn said:

I have to admit, when I first read the title of this thread, my first thought for an appropriate response was:

"WHAT IS THIS PRIVATE PYLE?"

Just watched FMJ a couple night ago.  That shit never gets old.

when I first read the title I thought of this

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They showed the commercial on the today show. It’s for Stella and Sara Jessica Parker is in it too. Quite lame. 

On 1/25/2019 at 8:43 PM, demos said:


He wrote the bulk of the series

Not exactly a light weight.

Appropriate thread title is appropriate.

It's the dismal tide.

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