May 29, 20196 yr Author 1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said: What's the rumor on this? Asking you instead of you know who so he won't have to feel like he's got to spill the beans on everything. You know as much as I do. Just was trying to go full satya.
May 29, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, closetojumping said: I just happen to be in Los Angeles this morning. I’ve been asked to join the gathering as Drew Mehringer’s hype man. I’m going to parade around behind the couch where Meh is sitting and just randomly shout “He cannot be destroyed!”, “Guerrilla Warfare!” and “He is inevitable!” throughout the duration of the conversation. Also, Derek Warehime is en route from a visit in Arizona. He’s going to test the range on those SoCal pipes. We’re going to look like a daily parade in New Orleans. I heard Oscar Giles was supposed to attend, but he hadn't finished reading the last chapter of that new Danielle Steel book he is on and that he'll, quote, "catch you next time, Bru."
May 29, 20196 yr 10 minutes ago, closetojumping said: I just happen to be in Los Angeles this morning. I’ve been asked to join the gathering as Drew Mehringer’s hype man. I’m going to parade around behind the couch where Meh is sitting and just randomly shout “He cannot be destroyed!”, “Guerrilla Warfare!” and “He is inevitable!” throughout the duration of the conversation. Also, Derek Warehime is en route from a visit in Arizona. He’s going to test the range on those SoCal pipes. We’re going to look like a daily parade in New Orleans. Have Warehime destroy all the plumbing in LA.... that'll get Bru to return to Austin... Edited May 29, 20196 yr by LTtxfan
May 29, 20196 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, Katfid54 said: And now, for the coup de grâce, we are going to snapchat with Mark Henry while he does deadlifts wearing a 4XL Texas t-shirt. So, what do you say, Bru? You coming back to Austin with us? "Bru, mi compadre...look not to the transfer portal but instead look into the portals of your mind. Transfer my energy, which is the energy of all life, into your being and embrace the burnt orange essence as we bask in it together. Trust me, mi amigo you do not want the University of Texas to be the Hatfields to your McCoy, lets just get back to L-I-V-I-N. Hook em, now get on the plane"- Minister of Culture
May 29, 20196 yr Young Bru entered the transfer portal anyways and went on many more fantastic adventures. But that is another story...
May 29, 20196 yr This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster. Jfc.
May 29, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said: This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster. Jfc. We do what we must do.
May 29, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, closetojumping said: I just happen to be in Los Angeles this morning. I’ve been asked to join the gathering as Drew Mehringer’s hype man. I’m going to parade around behind the couch where Meh is sitting and just randomly shout “He cannot be destroyed!”, “Guerrilla Warfare!” and “He is inevitable!” throughout the duration of the conversation. Also, Derek Warehime is en route from a visit in Arizona. He’s going to test the range on those SoCal pipes. We’re going to look like a daily parade in New Orleans. Warehime is going to be the guy we call in when we are sure that Bru isn't coming back. One last parting gift from our family to yours.
May 29, 20196 yr 5 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said: This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster. Jfc. What makes this a lot tougher is that the guy's already been here and to class for the semester. They're gonna need a bigger crowbar to pry him from SoCal.
May 29, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, RGBIII said: "Bru, mi compadre...look not to the transfer portal but instead look into the portals of your mind. Transfer my energy, which is the energy of all life, into your being and embrace the burnt orange essence as we bask in it together. Trust me, mi amigo you do not want the University of Texas to be the Hatfields to your McCoy, lets just get back to L-I-V-I-N. Hook em, now get on the plane"- Minister of Culture Can't help but read this in his voice.
May 29, 20196 yr So college football is turning into the NBA? Neat. If only there was some governing body that could create, and enforce, a set of rules pertaining to recruiting players and their commitments, that could be uniformly applied. I understand that Kliffy burned the kid, but this is going to get out of hand.
May 29, 20196 yr The fact that the coaches are blindsided by this and it dropped while they were on vacation tells me he's a child. He's not coming back. Let that butterfly fly.
May 29, 20196 yr The fact that the coaches are blindsided by this and it dropped while they were on vacation tells me he's a child. He's not coming back. Let that butterfly fly.
May 29, 20196 yr 11 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said: This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster. Jfc. During the coaches' one vacation time a year. Bru is a real asshole.
May 29, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, closetojumping said: I just happen to be in Los Angeles this morning. Are you there for a hydraulics convention?
May 29, 20196 yr 22 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said: This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster. Jfc.
May 29, 20196 yr 11 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said: This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster. Jfc. During the coaches' one vacation time a year. Bru is a real asshole.
May 29, 20196 yr Just now, Junior Miller said: During the coaches' one vacation time a year. Bru is a real asshole. You want to wait 10 more minutes and then say it again?
May 29, 20196 yr 16 minutes ago, Junior Miller said: During the coaches' one vacation time a year. Bru is a real asshole. Since you called this back in January, you should have let the coaches know.
May 29, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, Radical Larry said: Since you called this back in January, you should have let the coaches know. They knew it was a strong possibility all along. Just hoped once he got settled it wouldn't be an issue. He never got settled.
May 29, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, thepop said: So who's got the flightaware info? Can we see if there's a +1 on the return flight?
May 29, 20196 yr 27 minutes ago, DaysOff said: The fact that the coaches are blindsided by this and it dropped while they were on vacation tells me he's a child. He's not coming back. Let that butterfly fly. Is that a fact?
May 29, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, thepop said: Ehlinger is already there for camp, correct? so if that part of Anwar's source is bullshit how do we believe the rest of it? ask for another refund. still way off.
May 29, 20196 yr It sounds more dramatic than "Sam Ehlinger will be driving across town from his camp"
May 29, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, 4th_and_18 said: Ehlinger is already there for camp, correct? so if that part of Anwar's source is bullshit how do we believe the rest of it? ask for another refund. still way off. The Los Angeles area is pretty big. Maybe they're putting him on his own separate executive jet or helicopter.
May 29, 20196 yr 5 minutes ago, South Austin said: The Los Angeles area is pretty big. Maybe they're putting him on his own separate executive jet or helicopter. Nah, they're gonna put him on one of these babies:
May 29, 20196 yr 13 minutes ago, Valmy77 said: It sounds more dramatic than "Sam Ehlinger will be driving across town from his camp" Sam was back from the camp.
May 29, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said: Sam was back from the camp. Poor Sam, having to spend so much time in airports.
May 29, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, texifornia said: You know as much as I do. Just was trying to go full satya. JFC, never go full satya
May 29, 20196 yr 54 minutes ago, DaysOff said: The fact that the coaches are blindsided by this and it dropped while they were on vacation tells me he's a child. He's not coming back. Let that butterfly fly. I'd second this, but you already did.
May 29, 20196 yr 8 minutes ago, Valmy77 said: Poor Sam, having to spend so much time in airports. How else will he take photos of all the aggy billboards?
May 29, 20196 yr 55 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said: Are you there for a hydraulics convention? spent a week once at the "prescription sports' turf and soil amendments" convention in Anaheim once, so, this hits close to home. The tit bars in Anaheim SUCK...btw.
May 29, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said: This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster. Jfc. This was one of my arguments against the transfer portal. Coaches (except maybe Giles) are already spending all year recruiting new players and now have to focus much more time recruiting the ones they already have.
May 29, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said: spent a week once at the "prescription sports' turf and soil amendments" convention in Anaheim once, so, this hits close to home. The tit bars in Anaheim SUCK...btw. Is there a thread about where the titty bars are good outside of Texas? asking for a friend
May 29, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said: Are you there for a hydraulics convention? I fucking lost it. I forgot about being in hydraulics. Edited May 29, 20196 yr by closetojumping
May 29, 20196 yr 37 minutes ago, Machinator said: Mark Cuban has entered the fray. Woah, he does have experience with this sort of thing. If he does get involved then it's a lock for bru to grad transfer here in 3 years.
May 29, 20196 yr 29 minutes ago, Chopper said: JFC, never go full satya the tits are kinda small Edited May 29, 20196 yr by SwanderedTalent
May 29, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, SwanderedTalent said: the tits are kinda small Welp, that does it. Bru's gone. Tell Herman and Co to head back to Austin.
May 29, 20196 yr 25 minutes ago, Chopper said: Is there a thread about where the titty bars are good outside of Texas? asking for a friend Per posts in a baseball thread.... Go east to Tampa
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