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1 hour ago, BigHorn'13 said:

What's the rumor on this? Asking you instead of you know who so he won't have to feel like he's got to spill the beans on everything. 

You know as much as I do. Just was trying to go full satya.

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  • Junior Miller
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    Called it back in January: The staff knew from the the time he landed in Austin for spring semester there was a really high chance he would bolt. Only reason he left USC was because he felt lied

  • TrojanPrincess
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    Naw, we heard a lot of noise Bru had second thoughts about flipping two weeks in. Just came back to close this account out, read a little and didn’t like Scott’s name attached to an untruth.

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3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I just happen to be in Los Angeles this morning. I’ve been asked to join the gathering as Drew Mehringer’s hype man. I’m going to parade around behind the couch where Meh is sitting and just randomly shout “He cannot be destroyed!”, “Guerrilla Warfare!” and “He is inevitable!” throughout the duration of the conversation. 

Also, Derek Warehime is en route from a visit in Arizona. He’s going to test the range on those SoCal pipes. We’re going to look like a daily parade in New Orleans. 

I heard Oscar Giles was supposed to attend, but he hadn't finished reading the last chapter of that new Danielle Steel book he is on and that he'll, quote, "catch you next time, Bru."

10 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I just happen to be in Los Angeles this morning. I’ve been asked to join the gathering as Drew Mehringer’s hype man. I’m going to parade around behind the couch where Meh is sitting and just randomly shout “He cannot be destroyed!”, “Guerrilla Warfare!” and “He is inevitable!” throughout the duration of the conversation. 

Also, Derek Warehime is en route from a visit in Arizona. He’s going to test the range on those SoCal pipes. We’re going to look like a daily parade in New Orleans. 

 

Have Warehime destroy all the plumbing in LA.... that'll get Bru to return to Austin...

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1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

And now, for the coup de grâce, we are going to snapchat with Mark Henry while he does deadlifts wearing a 4XL Texas t-shirt. 

So, what do you say, Bru?  You coming back to Austin with us?

"Bru, mi compadre...look not to the transfer portal but instead look into the portals of your mind. Transfer my energy, which is the energy of all life, into your being and embrace the burnt orange essence as we bask in it together. Trust me, mi amigo you do not want the University of Texas to be the Hatfields to your McCoy, lets just get back to L-I-V-I-N. Hook em, now get on the plane"- Minister of Culture

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Young Bru entered the transfer portal anyways and went on many more fantastic adventures.

 

But that is another story...

 

This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster.  Jfc.

2 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster.  Jfc.

We do what we must do.

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I just happen to be in Los Angeles this morning. I’ve been asked to join the gathering as Drew Mehringer’s hype man. I’m going to parade around behind the couch where Meh is sitting and just randomly shout “He cannot be destroyed!”, “Guerrilla Warfare!” and “He is inevitable!” throughout the duration of the conversation. 

Also, Derek Warehime is en route from a visit in Arizona. He’s going to test the range on those SoCal pipes. We’re going to look like a daily parade in New Orleans. 

Warehime is going to be the guy we call in when we are sure that Bru isn't coming back. One last parting gift from our family to yours. 

5 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster.  Jfc.

What makes this a lot tougher is that the guy's already been here and to class for the semester.   They're gonna need a bigger crowbar to pry him from SoCal.

1 hour ago, RGBIII said:

"Bru, mi compadre...look not to the transfer portal but instead look into the portals of your mind. Transfer my energy, which is the energy of all life, into your being and embrace the burnt orange essence as we bask in it together. Trust me, mi amigo you do not want the University of Texas to be the Hatfields to your McCoy, lets just get back to L-I-V-I-N. Hook em, now get on the plane"- Minister of Culture

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Can't help but read this in his voice.

So college football is turning into the NBA? Neat. If only there was some governing body that could create, and enforce, a set of rules pertaining to recruiting  players and their commitments,  that could be uniformly applied. I understand that Kliffy burned the kid, but this is going to get out of hand.

The fact that the coaches are blindsided by this and it dropped while they were on vacation tells me he's a child. He's not coming back. Let that butterfly fly.

The fact that the coaches are blindsided by this and it dropped while they were on vacation tells me he's a child. He's not coming back. Let that butterfly fly.

11 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster.  Jfc.

During the coaches' one vacation time a year. Bru is a real asshole. 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I just happen to be in Los Angeles this morning.

Are you there for a hydraulics convention?

22 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster.  Jfc.

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11 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster.  Jfc.

During the coaches' one vacation time a year. Bru is a real asshole. 

Just now, Junior Miller said:

During the coaches' one vacation time a year. Bru is a real asshole. 

You want to wait 10 more minutes and then say it again?

16 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

During the coaches' one vacation time a year. Bru is a real asshole. 

Since you called this back in January, you should have let the coaches know. 

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

Since you called this back in January, you should have let the coaches know. 

They knew it was a strong possibility all along. Just hoped once he got settled it wouldn't be an issue. He never got settled. 

1 hour ago, thepop said:

 

So who's got the flightaware info? Can we see if there's a +1 on the return flight?

27 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

The fact that the coaches are blindsided by this and it dropped while they were on vacation tells me he's a child. He's not coming back. Let that butterfly fly.

Is that a fact?

1 hour ago, thepop said:

 

Ehlinger is already there for camp, correct? so if that part of Anwar's source is bullshit how do we believe the rest of it? ask for another refund. still way off.

It sounds more dramatic than "Sam Ehlinger will be driving across town from his camp"

2 minutes ago, 4th_and_18 said:

Ehlinger is already there for camp, correct? so if that part of Anwar's source is bullshit how do we believe the rest of it? ask for another refund. still way off.

The Los Angeles area is pretty big.  Maybe they're putting him on his own separate executive jet or helicopter.

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

The Los Angeles area is pretty big.  Maybe they're putting him on his own separate executive jet or helicopter.

Nah, they're gonna put him on one of these babies:

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13 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

It sounds more dramatic than "Sam Ehlinger will be driving across town from his camp"

Sam was back from the camp.

2 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

Sam was back from the camp.

Poor Sam, having to spend so much time in airports.

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

You know as much as I do. Just was trying to go full satya.

JFC, never go full satya

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54 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

The fact that the coaches are blindsided by this and it dropped while they were on vacation tells me he's a child. He's not coming back. Let that butterfly fly.

I'd second this, but you already did.

8 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Poor Sam, having to spend so much time in airports.

How else will he take photos of all the aggy billboards?

Shouldn't we also have Yancy McKnight there to carry the bags of cash?

55 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Are you there for a hydraulics convention?

spent a week once at the "prescription sports' turf and soil amendments" convention in Anaheim once, so, this hits close to home.

The tit bars in Anaheim SUCK...btw. 

1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

This is out of control. Having to fly cross country to do an in home to re recruit a guy that's technically still on your own roster.  Jfc.

This was one of my arguments against the transfer portal. Coaches (except maybe Giles) are already spending all year recruiting new players and now have to focus much more time recruiting the ones they already have.

3 minutes ago, TtomTerrific said:

spent a week once at the "prescription sports' turf and soil amendments" convention in Anaheim once, so, this hits close to home.

The tit bars in Anaheim SUCK...btw. 

Is there a thread about where the titty bars are good outside of Texas? asking for a friend

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Are you there for a hydraulics convention?

I fucking lost it. I forgot about being in hydraulics. 

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37 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Mark Cuban has entered the fray.

Woah, he does have experience with this sort of thing.  If he does get involved then it's a lock for bru to grad transfer here in 3 years.

29 minutes ago, Chopper said:

JFC, never go full satya

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the tits are kinda small

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1 minute ago, SwanderedTalent said:

the tits are kinda small

Welp, that does it. Bru's gone. Tell Herman and Co to head back to Austin.

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7 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

the tits are kinda small

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25 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Is there a thread about where the titty bars are good outside of Texas? asking for a friend

Per posts in a baseball thread.... Go east to Tampa

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