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Just came to close the account.....right. That’s as believable as a commitment from Bru McCoy. 
Yea, weird she did it today and not, say, Monday. Totally a coincidence.
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  • Junior Miller
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    Called it back in January: The staff knew from the the time he landed in Austin for spring semester there was a really high chance he would bolt. Only reason he left USC was because he felt lied

  • TrojanPrincess
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    Naw, we heard a lot of noise Bru had second thoughts about flipping two weeks in. Just came back to close this account out, read a little and didn’t like Scott’s name attached to an untruth.

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Alright man, you're clearly trying to imply you have some inside knowledge so fill us in

Use your TAAS skills. This shit ain’t even STAAR level.


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10 minutes ago, 4th_and_18 said:


Use your TAAS skills. This shit ain’t even STAAR level.


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So you're just insinuating inside knowledge. Got it.

It’s probably a good thing that the military didn’t have a transfer portal when I was younger.

Friend of mine was sent to the Iraq portal.
51 minutes ago, markstanco said:
1 hour ago, Newy25 said:
Just came to close the account.....right. That’s as believable as a commitment from Bru McCoy. 

Yea, weird she did it today and not, say, Monday. Totally a coincidence.

Yea really weird. I usually go to the settings->recruiting forum->bru thread -> delete account too. 

Meh, let this thread drift down to page 8. It's over, good luck to Bru in his future at USC. If they win 20 games in the next 3 years that would be a huge success. Have fun going through numerous position coaching changes, as well as an AD and HC.

(Although I must concede that coach meh may be on that chopping block as well in the future)

12 hours ago, cdain3 said:

If I was Mr. McCoy I'd be pissed. Now(because Bru wants to be Baby Boy) him and his Old lady can't do the freak nasty butt ass naked throughout the whole house.

Yeah, that has happened all the time since my kid went off to college.

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Just came to close the account.....right. That’s as believable as a commitment from Bru McCoy. 

Could one of the mods help this stupid cunt close her account?

5 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Yeah but it’s kinda greggrym’s thing to hop in a thread, offer absolutely nothing to it, and act all sanctimonious while doing so. 

lulz.

Could one of the mods help this stupid cunt close her account?

That chic gotta dick without a doubt. Wasn’t there a rumor that South Austin’s mom was engaging in frequent oral sex with TJ’s mom?


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3 hours ago, Newy25 said:

Just came to close the account.....right. That’s as believable as a commitment from Bru McCoy. 

I think Bru may actually be Trojan Princess. If not, the name still fits. 

1 minute ago, Tex Pete said:

I think Bru may actually be Trojan Princess. If not, the name still fits. 

WTF is going on in here? Idoit yak not going away.

7 hours ago, 4th_and_18 said:


Use your TAAS skills. This shit ain’t even STAAR level.


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So he didn’t go to any classes and got a 0 GPA?  Going to be tough to transfer from one institution to another with a Blutarski style 0.0.  This is consistent with your “did it to himself”, “can’t write is close to the truth”, and “all these reports are bullshit” comments.  That also explains sending the player development guy.   

11 hours ago, TrojanPrincess said:

That’s bullshit, with a capital B.  Clay never offered him a starting WR job,  Graham Harrell is in full charge of the offense, not Coach Helton.  Amon-Ra, Tyler, Micheal and Kyle Ford have something to say about that.

Scott NEVER said Bru was offered the starting job, Scott is a personal friend for many years, my Twitter account is basically advertising his site.

Also false is Bru’s dad not being impressed with the Horns spring game.  None of this has anything to do with the University of Texas football program or the team.  

Are you Maya?

fuck off 

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Could one of the mods help this stupid cunt close her account?

As long as her mom continues to stay open, it doesn’t matter either way to me.

11 hours ago, Brandywine said:

Man, I hate that he’s leaving.

I don't.  Now we won't have to send coaches out to Cali to re-recruit this little piss pants every time he goes home to see mommy.  Fuck him.

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13 hours ago, Nivek said:


I wasn’t a flippant retard at 17 or 19. I took stupid risks, I didn’t falter on commitments and I sure as fuck didn’t cry home to mommy.

+1

I absolutely loved the freedom of moving away and I sure as heck didn't have it as nice as a Five Star talent scholarship football player at Texas.  Having zero responsibility and everything paid for must be SO stressful...

22 minutes ago, TriStone said:

I don't.  Now we won't have to send coaches out to Cali to re-recruit this little piss pants every time he goes home to see mommy.  Fuck him.

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Meh.....the one thing I have learned over many years of following Texas Football is to not worry about recruiting.

Half of the top 100 players either never pan out, get hurt or flunk out.

Pretty sure we will be able to field a team this season and my only concern is with the players that will be on that field.

I wish him the best.

1 hour ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I think this is a preview of the future.

Football's days are already numbered because of cte, but the NCAA has probably found a way to end college football even faster.

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We don't need Bru in order to beat OU, do we? Then no le hace, Du'Vonta.

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

I have no idea what this means. 

PM Ed Orgeron

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3 minutes ago, Get ln My Van said:

Bru showing back up to USC

"Hey guys! Remember when I strongly implied you guys didn't have a hard-working championship mentality? Well.... hello again!"

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

"Hey guys! Remember when I strongly implied you guys didn't have a hard-working championships mentality? Well, nothing has changed. It just turns out I can’t handle that mentality.

 

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ahahaha guess he did miss the Laker Girl

 

LOL... That is an all-time classic 9.95 tweet right there.

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Ahahaha guess he did miss the Laker Girl

 

 

UNDEFEATED!!!

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13 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Ahhh, I remember my first piece of quality ass... Wait, no I don’t...

Quantity can always make up for quality.

If the staff couldn't find someone to help Bru get over that hump, then we need better staff.

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We needed wider polynesian ties apparently.

 

 

He could be dumb as rocks, or he could've checked out a couple months ago, we will never know.

3 hours ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I think this is a preview of the future.

I think you're right.  In hoops too I'm afraid.  These kids are raised to think they are God's gift to humanity, and the first time the aren't treated like a Pharaoh, they want to look for greener pastures.  I blame the parents.

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That's one monster sized camel toe... or a small penis.

16 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

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Not that we needed further evidence of UC's superiority to USC, but here's this thread for ya.

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

That's one monster sized camel toe... or a small penis.

Still would. Either way.

2 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Not that we needed further evidence of UC's superiority to USC, but here's this thread for ya.

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11 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Not that we needed further evidence of UC's superiority to USC, but here's this thread for ya.

Agreed. The University of Southern California is no match for those cinnamon rolls from Upper Crust on Burnet.

Damn though our top Lb top WR and top RB all out  damn curse

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Damn though our top Lb top WR and top RB all out  damn curse

Maybe Jordan Whittington can replace both of them.

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