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52 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Meh she’s ok 

sort of OK. 

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  • Junior Miller
    Junior Miller

    Called it back in January: The staff knew from the the time he landed in Austin for spring semester there was a really high chance he would bolt. Only reason he left USC was because he felt lied

  • TrojanPrincess
    TrojanPrincess

    Naw, we heard a lot of noise Bru had second thoughts about flipping two weeks in. Just came back to close this account out, read a little and didn’t like Scott’s name attached to an untruth.

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50 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

If the staff couldn't find someone to help Bru get over that hump, then we need better staff.

 

31 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

That's one monster sized camel toe... or a small penis.

 

That’s clearly the “hump” he couldn’t get over...

33 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Still would. Either way.

As long as there is no penis I am definitely in

 

1 minute ago, Fondren & Main said:

You bang a 5 three times that's like an 8.

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44 minutes ago, HollidayHorn said:

Isn't her sister the catcher on the softball team?

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Pair of freaky-fives > a high maintenance 10 all day (and night) long...

Pair of freaky-fives > a high maintenance 10 all day (and night) long...

Goddamn right. A real freak ass 5 is way more fun than a dead fish 10.
34 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

As long as there is no penis I am definitely in

 

Not sure I'd let that stop me.

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

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You got Trojan Princess on the one hand and SBBruin on the other. You must choose. But choose wisely.

 

 

 

 

Also, my comment might have something to do with me attending one of the UC's for grad school...

37 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Yea, 5 twos ain't no 10.

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Lol. She’s gonna dump his dumb ass eventually. 

37 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Lol. She’s gonna dump his dumb ass eventually. 

Only if he busts. She doesn't want to let go of a future NFL player. 

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:
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that's a Vic special here pretty soon.

41 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

Lol. She’s gonna dump his dumb ass eventually. 

Then he will transfer back

41 minutes ago, victory88 said:

lmao at this page.  Surly never disappoints

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1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

that's a Vic special here pretty soon.

No

Bru always seemed a little pretty. Maybe she's a beard for his secret lover back in LA.

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

No

without a doubt, she's already shaving the mustache or maybe it's bad lighting. LJH's girlfriend made this chick look like shit.

Can the thread title be edited when he’s in the portal or staying?  I’m tired of opening the thread to look. 

3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Can the thread title be edited when he’s in the portal or staying?  I’m tired of opening the thread to look. 

Maybe. Keep checking back for our final decision.

Only if he busts. She doesn't want to let go of a future NFL player. 

Does she have access to the NBA team? NBA money > college boy potential.

Think I'm going to pick a fight with a bottle of Tito's this weekend and see if I can enter my wife's portal.....

The last page of this thread has put it over 10 (pun intended).  The mathematics of how many so-so chicks are needed to equal perfection is probably the most important topic ever discussed on these pages.  FAR more important than... what was this thread organically about again?  Ohwellnevermind...

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8 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Does she have access to the NBA team? NBA money > college boy potential.

If the woman is hot enough there’s always a guy with more money who happens to be her soul mate. 

Shes got the kinda look that I suspect she’d have a chance at getting a mid level NBA player to give her half his money. 

If Bru just needed a girly boy with a small penis flown in from the Philippines, he should of just asked.

13 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Does she have access to the NBA team? NBA money > college boy potential.

Maybe, but she isn't actually a Lakers cheerleader

4 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

If Bru just needed a girly boy with a small penis flown in from the Philippines, he should of just asked Rocko.

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4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


Pretty much everything is.

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2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Damn though our top Lb top WR and top RB all out  damn curse

Now that I think about it, the staff has done a pretty damn good job of trying to fill holes this offeason.  Maybe Texas knew about Bru and the interest with the KSU guy popped up from there?

17 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

The last page of this thread has put it over 10 (pun intended).  The mathematics of how many so-so chicks are needed to equal perfection is probably the most important topic ever discussed on these pages.  FAR more important than... what was this thread organically about again?  Ohwellnevermind...

to clarify... are you talking soso jambo asian chicks?

Just now, Soldierhorn said:

to clarify... are you talking soso jambo asian chicks?

If he’s into Asians, he made the right choice picking UCLA.  Won’t fault a kid for picking a college for some fine pussy.  Texas isn’t what it used to be anymore sadly when it comes to hot college girls.  

4 minutes ago, victory88 said:

If he’s into Asians, he made the right choice picking UCLA.  Won’t fault a kid for picking a college for some fine pussy.  Texas isn’t what it used to be anymore sadly when it comes to hot college girls.  

yep, and SWTSU was a good place to find a future ex wife many moons ago

11 minutes ago, Soldierhorn said:

yep, and SWTSU was a good place to find a future ex wife many moons ago

Heeeeyyyyyyyyy....hiccup......you guys evah float the RIVER!  It's sooooooooooooo much fun....Ermahgerd

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Bru better enjoy is now because she'll weigh 2 bills after her first kid.

27 minutes ago, Soldierhorn said:

to clarify... are you talking soso jambo asian chicks?

Sure, why not?  Or chicks with a concerningly large landing pad.

1 hour ago, Patricio Swayze said:


Rimbo, are you Christian XXX?

no... should i know who that is?

16 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Bru better enjoy is now because she'll weigh 2 bills after her first kid.

oh I'm sure he will stay committed to her...

38 minutes ago, Bigpoppapump said:

Now that I think about it, the staff has done a pretty damn good job of trying to fill holes this offeason.  Maybe Texas knew about Bru and the interest with the KSU guy popped up from there?

Pretty sure the KSU WR story was just Wescott talking out his ass. I don't think we'll take a grad transfer WR because I don't think we need one. 

no... should i know who that is?

I suppose that depends. He is a porn actor that does anyone. Anyone. And he was a former Texas teacher and often wears one of those rubber bracelets (live strong type) with longhorns on it.
6 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Pretty sure the KSU WR story was just Wescott talking out his ass. I don't think we'll take a grad transfer WR because I don't think we need one. 

agree... not with three seniors on the roster this coming year: DD, CJ, and Burt

1 hour ago, Bigpoppapump said:

Now that I think about it, the staff has done a pretty damn good job of trying to fill holes this offeason. 

This explains everything.

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