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  • Junior Miller
    Junior Miller

    Called it back in January: The staff knew from the the time he landed in Austin for spring semester there was a really high chance he would bolt. Only reason he left USC was because he felt lied

  • TrojanPrincess
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    Naw, we heard a lot of noise Bru had second thoughts about flipping two weeks in. Just came back to close this account out, read a little and didn’t like Scott’s name attached to an untruth.

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5 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Seriously ... why not move this thread to the archives like the mofo never existed.  Lots of energy being wasted on someone who don’t mean squat.

 

Agreed. Closing song.  

 

2 hours ago, runthebone said:

Can't wait for the LHN Longhorn Legend for him.

He was enrolled here almost as long as Michael Dell!

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On 6/1/2019 at 12:11 PM, futureman said:

this is a very arrogant and misinformed.  bru leaving is a devastating blow to our offensive game plan in 2019 and a searing indictment of not only herman’s ability to relate to his players but also his ability to retain them.  the transfer portal is going to hurt us a great deal in the coming years as long as herman is the captain of this sinking ship. 

Couldnt disagree more.  Based on what I saw in the spring game, if he played at all as a receiver during the 2019 season, it would have served only to satisfy his ego.  The Horns bring back three very good senior receivers; then there's Eagles, Moore, Pouncey; Epps, Woodard and that's even before you get to Whittington, Washington, and Jake Smith.  Pouncey looked better than Bru did during the spring game. 

During the spring game, I didnt see Bru throw a single block, he didnt create any separation with the DBs even though he went on quite a few mid to deep routes. He got a lot of reps; played both on the orange and white team and at both left and right wide-outs as well as slot positions. He caught three passes and none were particularly noteworthy. At the end of the first half, he got one step behind Boyce (?) but the throw by Thompson was a little high and out front.  If Bru hadnt stutter stepped for 5 yds, he might have been able to make a play on the timing pass. 

Bru looked like a linebacker wanting to play a 7 on 7 game, IMO

 

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21 hours ago, runthebone said:

Can't wait for the LHN Longhorn Legend for him.

Done

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1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Is it more embarrassing to be Futureman'd or Hank Scorpio'd?

DM Satya

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If only more Californian transplants to Austin would follow Bru’s lead

5 hours ago, tantric superman said:

Look, I never got homesick for San Antonio when I was in Austin. 

Not sure what this guys problem is.

He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody.

7 hours ago, Soldierhorn said:

Couldnt disagree more.  Based on what I saw in the spring game, if he played at all as a receiver during the 2019 season, it would have served only to satisfy his ego.  The Horns bring back three very good senior receivers; then there's Eagles, Moore, Pouncey; Epps, Woodard and that's even before you get to Whittington, Washington, and Jake Smith.  Pouncey looked better than Bru did during the spring game. 

During the spring game, I didnt see Bru throw a single block, he didnt create any separation with the DBs even though he went on quite a few mid to deep routes. He got a lot of reps; played both on the orange and white team and at both left and right wide-outs as well as slot positions. He caught three passes and none were particularly noteworthy. At the end of the first half, he got one step behind Boyce (?) but the throw by Thompson was a little high and out front.  If Bru hadnt stutter stepped for 5 yds, he might have been able to make a play on the timing pass. 

Bru looked like a linebacker wanting to play a 7 on 7 game, IMO

 

 

12 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So the two best players in this class, will likely never see the field as a Longhorn....noice. 

Huh?  Whittington will be backing up Ingram to start the season.

4 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Huh?  Whittington will be backing up Ingram to start the season.

Was talking about Floyd. 

6 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Was talking about Floyd. 

Lol. So are these just your personal rankings then? If were not going by recruiting services, then Bru as a WR probably wasn’t even one of the 5 best players in this class.

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7 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Was talking about Floyd. 

Floyd has a broken neck

Bru has a broken pussy

Not same same...

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So the two best players in this class, will likely never see the field as a Longhorn....noice. 

Never go full Satya.

17 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Is it more embarrassing to be Futureman'd or Hank Scorpio'd?

Futureman'd def. Mainly because it exposes you as NOT having him on ignore, which exposes your stupidity.

 

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23 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Never go full Satya.

Futureman'd def. Mainly because it exposes you as NOT having him on ignore, which exposes your stupidity.

 

So the two best Cali recruits....better?

Just now, DigglerontheHoof said:

So the two best Cali recruits....better?

Chris Adimora is going to skullfuck you, dawg.

23 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Chris Adimora is going to skullfuck you, dawg.

Couldn't agree more. 

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

 

Futureman'd def. Mainly because it exposes you as NOT having him on ignore, which exposes your stupidity.

 

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1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

Futureman'd def. Mainly because it exposes you as NOT having him on ignore, which exposes your stupidity. 

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6 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Floyd has a broken neck

Bru has a broken pussy

Not same same...

Actually, both are considered "cervical trauma".

22 hours ago, OU Sucks said:

Done

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Can someone please update to read "Bolt McCoy"?  A previous poster nailed this name.

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1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Can someone please update to read "Bolt McCoy"?  A previous poster nailed this name.

Bolt McCoy...he's a Longhorn Legend.

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40 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

Bolt McCoy...he's a Longhorn Legend.

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Thank you very much!  That's what I'm talking about!

I wish him all the best.

But he does seem like: a) a head case, b) a homesick kid (nothing wrong with that), or c) who knows?

Either way, Texas may be better off without him.  But make McCoy regret his decision to leave. 

On 6/1/2019 at 7:59 PM, SA-KC_Horn said:

Bryant Westbrook needs to have a talk with you. 

As does Scott Szeredy.  The olds know who I'm referring to.

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2 hours ago, jdhorn92 said:

As does Scott Szeredy.  The olds know who I'm referring to.

I do. He was Dr. Beck's calculus class with me in RLM. He and his buddy never seemed to pay much attention.

But he was a pretty good kicker.

13 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

I don't wish this, but maybe I do: Bru McCoy is Ryan Leaf 2.0.

 

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I mean let’s be honest, best of luck to the kid and all (and we wish him well and all) but don’t we all want to be able to later say:

Bru chose...poorly

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3 hours ago, Asithappens said:

I don't wish this, but maybe I do: Bru McCoy is Ryan Leaf 2.0.

 

You know Ryan Leaf was a pretty fucking good player -- in college.

4 hours ago, Asithappens said:

I don't wish this, but maybe I do: Bru McCoy is Ryan Leaf 2.0.

 

very gracious of you as ryan leaf was a stellar college football player.   

1 hour ago, futureman said:

very gracious of you as ryan leaf was a stellar college football player.   

Just need to introduce Bru to Vicodin earlier.

5 hours ago, Asithappens said:

I don't wish this, but maybe I do: Bru McCoy is Ryan Leaf 2.0.

 

That's an odd post.  Ryan Leaf was a pretty fucking great college player.  

Again, as mentioned, why is this thread continually get bumped. (Yes I'm doing it now)

The WR room is really full with some athletes. That is likely part of the reason for bru leaving but also homesick is the other.

Let it go. Hopefully he gets his 1000 yards a season in the pac12.

15 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

this now my favorite Bru

 

 

This is now the only acceptable reason to bump this thread.

 

17 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

this now my favorite Bru

 

 

She'd get the Tootsie Pop treatment.....a one....a two...a three......and we're done.....

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I mean let’s be honest, best of luck to the kid and all (and we wish him well and all) but don’t we all want to be able to later say:

Bru chose...poorly

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He most certainly did..

Comdom is headed in the same direction we were in 2014. It may not reflect as poorly in the w/l column, and may not last as long, but same direction nonetheless.

Oh, and now I have a fave Bru as well..maybe I need to do more Twitter twattering..

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Real tough pose for someone who got homesick and bailed after one spring, bud

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