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  • Junior Miller
    Junior Miller

    Called it back in January: The staff knew from the the time he landed in Austin for spring semester there was a really high chance he would bolt. Only reason he left USC was because he felt lied

  • TrojanPrincess
    TrojanPrincess

    Naw, we heard a lot of noise Bru had second thoughts about flipping two weeks in. Just came back to close this account out, read a little and didn’t like Scott’s name attached to an untruth.

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Let's see how he handles her Laker Girl commitments away from home with the Laker players also on those trips...His dad should know better.

Edited by Goodman

31 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Let's see how he handles her Laker Girl commitments away from home with the Laker players also on those trips...His dad should know better.

 

No kidding. Players who make millions of dollars per year. 

18 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Those players have much better options. 

Huh, are you a guy? Athletes are not looking for quality most of the time, they are looking to win the night.

 

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11 minutes ago, Goodman said:
15 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Those players have much better options. 

Huh, are you a guy? Athletes are not looking for quality most of the times, they are looking to win the night. 

And with the pubis on that hosehound?  She'd be the round mound of pound most nights of the week.

Good grief.... Bru fell for the 4eva?!?

She gonna spit shine that entire laker roster

 

 

 

 

She does not strike me as the type that would make a little dog break a big chain. 

 

1 hour ago, rungeflash said:

Good grief.... Bru fell for the 4eva?!?

She gonna spit shine that entire laker roster

 

 

 

 

She is eagerly waiting to see what the Lakers do with that $32M of remaining cap space 

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Is he allowed to do that?

Also send him a bill for that shirt.

21 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:


Is he allowed to do that?

Also send him a bill for that shirt.

gotta be an old pic re-posted...right? RIGHT?

What time is the mani/pedi scheduled for?

 

Jayzus. 

Who was the last metrosexual who wore burnt orange? I know we've had some, but it's been a while. And none of them ever had this big a Twitter presence.

After transferring twice you might say he has mud on his face. 

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14 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

After transferring twice you might say he has mud on his face. 

Big disgrace. Somebody oughta put him back into his place.

3 hours ago, rungeflash said:

Good grief.... Bru fell for the 4eva?!?

She gonna spit shine that entire laker roster

 

 

 

 

Both guys?

13 hours ago, GRHorn said:

Confirmed: Undefeated

 

 

What’s with the rainbow?  It’s not like there are no trans opportunities in Austin.

That could explain the bushy eyebrows. 

Being a teenage sports stud and logic have never been introduced to each other.

On 6/28/2019 at 2:25 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

Who was the last metrosexual who wore burnt orange? I know we've had some, but it's been a while. And none of them ever had this big a Twitter presence.

would have been awesome if instagram was around when marty cherry was kicking ass and taking names in 97.

On 6/28/2019 at 10:57 PM, futureman said:

this thread is disgusting 

Complete with "eyebrows too big like a russian, wouldn't bang" towards a teenager. What a bunch of clowns on this thread now. Commenting on this clown's thread. Let him go, fuck him. He's 18 and making stupid 18 year old decisions with a girl much hotter than what you pulled at 18. Who gives a shit.

1 hour ago, BurdineBandit said:

Complete with "eyebrows too big like a russian, wouldn't bang" towards a teenager. What a bunch of clowns on this thread now. Commenting on this clown's thread. Let him go, fuck him. He's 18 and making stupid 18 year old decisions with a girl much hotter than what you pulled at 18. Who gives a shit.

So, you’re new here. Welcome. 

6 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

So, you’re new here. Welcome. 

I’m not sure I’ve ever not banged a 10.  I’ve probably slummed with a 9/9.5 but only in a blackout. 

2 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

You sound like a true Surly veteran. I bet you also served in Sh@ggy and Hornf@ns. 

All the way back to @ustin360, @migo.

Hopefully it makes a cumback

Don’t call it a comeback. He’s been here for years...
13 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

You sound like a true Surly veteran. I bet you also served in Sh@ggy and Hornf@ns. 

futureman posted on Hornfans as CampusLoop(y).

On 6/27/2019 at 10:09 PM, phdhorn said:

You sure that's not Helton talking?

Helton is from Sugar Land. Maybe he wants to go back and work at First Colony Mall. Is Bullritos hiring? 

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1 minute ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I was curious, so I briefly checked on our former bro Bru.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/reignoftroy.com/2019/08/02/usc-football-injury-report-8-2-bru-mccoy/amp/

 

Someone post the Tom Herman "cursed" pic.

He's "got a fever" but is still attending meetings? That seems ...off

Edited by texifornia

And it's not off.  I used to go to class when I was sick.  I pulled it together for an hour or two.   Shoot, I've never actually taken a sick day for being sick myself .  

Every time this thread gets bumped I assume he’s transferring back

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Every time this thread gets bumped I assume he’s transferring back

Same, and wouldn't be that surprising. Though I think he'd have to dump the GF first.

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McCoy has been dealing with this illness for long enough to be seen by specialists, who put him on an antibiotic that may take some time to clear his fever. When doctors clear him to return medically he will take to the practice field.

I wonder who else has a "fever" that requires a specialist?

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42 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Every time this thread gets bumped I assume he’s transferring back

Sooner he does, sooner he then can get back to SoCal again. . 

16 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

That’s a penis.

you’d like that wouldn’t you

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