Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 2.6k
  • Views 382.5k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Junior Miller
    Junior Miller

    Called it back in January: The staff knew from the the time he landed in Austin for spring semester there was a really high chance he would bolt. Only reason he left USC was because he felt lied

  • TrojanPrincess
    TrojanPrincess

    Naw, we heard a lot of noise Bru had second thoughts about flipping two weeks in. Just came back to close this account out, read a little and didn’t like Scott’s name attached to an untruth.

Posted Images

1 hour ago, futureman said:

you’d like that wouldn’t you

Hey, “liking that” is the thought in your mind. 

26 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Hey, “liking that” is the thought in your mind. 

hey, whatever you gotta tell yourself 

Well... OK then.  I'll just be heading in the other direction now.  

Edited by RabidM

Thread needs to be locked simply because some morons can't keep from being morons.  

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Thread needs to be locked simply because some morons can't keep from being morons.  

if that were the case, every thread on surly would be locked.

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Thiefery is on a 1 week vacation for posting NSFW content in recruiting threads. 

What is NSFW? Is it like buggery?

1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

What is a "rady boy?"

spacer.png

Can't say for certain but the 4th from the left looks an awful lot like Tre Watson to me.

54 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

5, 1, 4, 2, 3

AnimatedIgnorantAmphibian.webp

 

Jeez the whole Laker thing just won’t go away. Hopefully her next Halloween costume she’ll be dressed like a slutty doctor so y’all can argue about how she made it through med school so quickly. While cheering for the Lakers.

46 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Jeez the whole Laker thing just won’t go away. Hopefully her next Halloween costume she’ll be dressed like a slutty doctor so y’all can argue about how she made it through med school so quickly. While cheering for the Lakers.

Shut the fuck up Bru! You should be heading to the clinic to figure out the real cause of that fever. 

  • Author

Hell of a "flu" he's got there

Edited by texifornia

On 8/8/2019 at 1:06 PM, Casual Encounter said:

Shut the fuck up Bru! You should be heading to the clinic to figure out the real cause of that fever. 

  Vaginitis 

Also called: vaginal inflammation. An inflammation of the vagina that can result in discharge, itching, and pain.

If Mike Roach is retweeting this surely there's more to this story. I get he's not well informed, but would he really retweet horse shit? He's apparently been missing from USC summer workouts + fall camp for over a month now.

 

https://twitter.com/ShotgunSpr/status/1161086276893736960?s=20

 

Whoops didn't realize second reply was already posted, sorry.

Edited by Bam Bam Sam

 Not that I expect it or anything but what if the kid transferred back to Texas?  Personally that would be the weirdest recruitment I’ve seen in the 10-15 years I’ve followed recruiting.  Anybody know of a story weirder than that hypothetical scenario? 

11 minutes ago, Bam Bam Sam said:

If Mike Roach is retweeting this surely there's more to this story. I get he's not well informed, but would he really retweet horse shit? He's apparently been missing from USC summer workouts + fall camp for over a month now.

 

https://twitter.com/ShotgunSpr/status/1161086276893736960?s=20

 

Whoops didn't realize second reply was already posted, sorry.

I hope for his and his family's sake it isn't a mental health issue.

4 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

I hope for his and his family's sake it isn't a mental health issue.

That's what I'm beginning to think too.

  • Popular Post
1 minute ago, GotThatFire said:

 Not that I expect it or anything but what if the kid transferred back to Texas?  Personally that would be the weirdest recruitment I’ve seen in the 10-15 years I’ve followed recruiting.  Anybody know of a story weirder than that hypothetical scenario? 

Hmmm. 

Lynn McGruder getting arrested for a felony of selling drugs by the brick out of his dorm room at Tennessee and then winding up starting before prison sentencing after transferring to OU. 

Maybe Dusty Dvoracek beating his little buddy into a coma and then starting at OU and winning awards while his friend is permanently paralyzed, then becoming a media personality. 

Maybe Joe Mixon knocking a girl the fuck out at a fast food joint, then the video being hidden from the authorities in Norman until he finished an All Big 12 season at OU. 

Maybe Kennedy Brooks beating the fuck out of and then raping a woman in his apartment and not missing a quarter as the starting TB to open the 2019 season for OU. 

I don’t know. There are a few weirder ones, but they’re bizarrely mostly confined to Norman, Oklahoma. 

He’s transferring back to play LB, this is what @closetojumping was referring to.

Edited by Fug

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Hmmm. 

Lynn McGruder getting arrested for a felony of selling drugs by the brick out of his dorm room at Tennessee and then winding up starting before prison sentencing after transferring to OU. 

Maybe Dusty Dvoracek beating his little buddy into a coma and then starting at OU and winning awards while his friend is permanently paralyzed, then becoming a media personality. 

Maybe Joe Mixon knocking a girl the fuck out at a fast food joint, then the video being hidden from the authorities in Norman until he finished an All Big 12 season at OU. 

Maybe Kennedy Brooks beating the fuck out of and then raping a woman in his apartment and not missing a quarter as the starting TB to open the 2019 season for OU. 

I don’t know. There are a few weirder ones, but they’re bizarrely mostly confined to Norman, Oklahoma. 

Did Chaisson play after he kidnapped his girlfriend with a screwdriver?

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Did Chaisson play after he kidnapped his girlfriend with a screwdriver?

No.  Neither did the big receiver who made a rap song about shooting people.

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Did Chaisson play after he kidnapped his girlfriend with a screwdriver?

Yes. He enrolled and was on the roster. I couldn’t remember his name or I would have added that one. There’s legitimately like 30 that don’t need embellishing. Oklahoma is a pathetic shithole of an institution that puts football ahead of everything besides cheating and moral turpitude. 

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

No.  Neither did the big receiver who made a rap song about shooting people.

Incorrect. Jarboe was enrolled at the time of his lyrical wizardry. 

Yep, don't know if he ever played but Stoops put out a statement to the media defending the decision to let him enroll and join the team.

(referring to Chaisson)

Edited by Huckleberry

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Did Chaisson play after he kidnapped his girlfriend with a screwdriver?

My favorite part about that coverup was the OU coaches saying the screwdriver was never proven. Yeah, he kidnapped his girlfriend, but not with a screwdriver, just regular old kidnapping. 

Fuck Bru. Seriously. The guy does not suffer from a mental illness unless being a gaping vagina is a disease. 

47 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

Maybe it isn’t physical.

Metaphysical Influenza would be an AWESOME name for a band.

24 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Maybe Dusty Dvoracek beating his little buddy into a coma and then starting at OU and winning awards while his friend is permanently paralyzed, then becoming a media personality. 

Let's not forget that Dvoracek then received a medical redshirt and an extra year of eligibility because his alcoholism made him the REAL victim in that incident.

15 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

fuck ou

Yeah, fuck O Bru.  Wait what are we talking about?


Maybe Kennedy Brooks beating the fuck out of and then raping a woman in his apartment and not missing a quarter as the starting TB to open the 2019 season for OU. 

Say what now? Lincoln carrying on the Stoops traditions?
  • Author
1 minute ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:


Say what now? Lincoln carrying on the Stoops traditions?

Yeah, Brooks' gf got stiffarmed by the OU Title IX department because lol of course and finally went public on Twitter recently

Edited by texifornia

I only opened page 39 of this thread and I thought for a second Bru was transferring to OU.

Now that I think about it, I would actually really enjoy that. Watching BJ Foster rip that dumbass’s head off while in an OU Jersey would be magnificent. 

I’m kinda thinking Bru is doing something similar to when Ricky disappeared from the Dolphins to “find himself” in India.  Maybe it’s a Californian thing.  He must be a very mature young man to do that at this age.

1 hour ago, sushihorn said:

Let's not forget that Dvoracek then received a medical redshirt and an extra year of eligibility because his alcoholism made him the REAL victim in that incident.

B12 denied Dvoracek request but stupid NCAA...

"Oklahoma last week applied for a medical hardship on Dvoracek's behalf, but it was denied by the Big 12 Conference. Upon appeal, the NCAA's reinstatement staff granted the waiver"

https://usatoday30.usatoday.com/sports/college/football/big12/2004-12-14-oklahoma-dvoracek_x.htm

Edited by LTtxfan

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.