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1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

The Jets will end up taking him as a first round pick despite the fact that he never played a down in college. 

and then Bru will immediately demand to be traded to the Rams.

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    Called it back in January: The staff knew from the the time he landed in Austin for spring semester there was a really high chance he would bolt. Only reason he left USC was because he felt lied

  • TrojanPrincess
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    Naw, we heard a lot of noise Bru had second thoughts about flipping two weeks in. Just came back to close this account out, read a little and didn’t like Scott’s name attached to an untruth.

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2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Is this a joke, or are they seriously doing this again?  And what is even the benefit of slow playing it now?

What's the point? There's no way he's going to get a waiver after transferring twice. Just a waste of time. Sit out the year and play next year. 

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On 8/16/2019 at 5:18 PM, Napoleon said:

He could hop on the 10 (west) to the 405 (north) and get off at Wilshire and see a UCLA doc lickety-split.

just need to avoid the Slauson Cutoff

3 hours ago, MoJames said:

CBD and magnets can help calm these symptoms with patient's often needing Reiki weekly if not daily.

Heh. Magnets. What can't they do? 

58 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

There was a fairly recent article that Bru was sick for 2 months & couldn't practice. Is he healthy now? Can he practice? 

Depends...which team are you asking about him practicing with? 

1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

 Can he practice? 

I don't think the NCAA has any restrictions on the powderpuff team. 

2 hours ago, utexas8 said:

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He coming back y’all. Fire up the train 

4 hours ago, mdleast said:

Hmm... hasn’t yet filed his waiver at USC...

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6 hours ago, cdain3 said:

Looks like Myah Iakopo (bru's ex) sister Mary (softball player) transferred to Texas.

Just a fun fact.

That fun fact is almost a year old. She played for us last year.

Bru will be known as "They Hate Me"  to Texas and USC fans when he joins the XFL 

I’m in the camp (of 1?) that thinks he’ll figure out where he truly wants to be and live up to his talent, eventually.

17 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

I’m in the camp (of 1?) that thinks he’ll figure out where he truly wants to be and live up to his talent, eventually.

Yeah, you might be out on an island with this conjecture.

5 hours ago, cafe society said:

Bru's plight really begs to be chronicled in an ABC Afterschool Special.

...drugs are bad, Jenny eat something,

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1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Bru will be known as "They Hate Me"  to Texas and USC fans when he joins the XFL 

*Dey

1 hour ago, GotThatFire said:

I’m in the camp (of 1?) that thinks he’ll figure out where he truly wants to be and live up to his talent, eventually.

Sure.  All he has to do is practice!!

 

12 hours ago, cdain3 said:

Looks like Myah Iakopo (bru's ex) sister Mary (softball player) transferred to Texas.

Just a fun fact.

From where did she transfer?

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Jeezus spoiler that shit will ya. It's like that brown acid all over again!
14 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

I’m in the camp (of 1?) that thinks he’ll figure out where he truly wants to be and live up to his talent, eventually.

You made your bed Bru.  Time to quit pussy-footing around

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I stand by my description as this guy being Ryan Leaf 2.0.

Hell, he makes Leaf look good.

15 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

12th time’s a charm.

Leaf is a legit fucking junkie.  any outcome that results in him sober and above ground is defying the odds and should be celebrated. 

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Hear that. Now hear this: Leaf has earned the right to stand next to his friend Peyton Manning, to whom he will be forever linked, and receive the same kind of respect. He’ll never have the adulation, the millions, the rings, the place in football lore.

Lol....yeah, besides all that you mean.  Sure.  Great guy.  Keep his grass cut.  Doesn't murder old ladies and puppies.  

*7 years sober.  Good for him.  

On 8/16/2019 at 2:49 PM, Sbbruin said:

Yep, I have several autoimmune conditions, unfortunately.

 

I may be misinterpreting things, but my image of Sbbruin has always been

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But it may actually be more like

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Righteous! 

Kind of a hybrid of the two, really.

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1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Kind of a hybrid of the two, really.


Right on, right on.

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On 8/28/2019 at 8:01 PM, GotThatFire said:

I’m in the camp (of 1?) that thinks he’ll figure out where he truly wants to be and live up to his talent, eventually.

I agree with this.  One day Bru will be the Heavyweight Figure Skating Champion of the World.   Book it!

36 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

I agree with this.  One day Bru will be the Heavyweight Figure Skating Champion of the World.   Book it!

Let us all know when he performs his first triple sow cow.

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

I agree with this.  One day Bru will be the Heavyweight Figure Skating Champion of the World.   Book it!

Lol figure skaters are the among the most disciplined athletes in the world. Won't tolerate any disrespect to Michelle Kwan and other figure skaters 

On 8/28/2019 at 3:35 PM, longhornmatt said:

Is this a joke, or are they seriously doing this again?  And what is even the benefit of slow playing it now?

They could want to see if Helton makes it through the year, they can easily apply in the spring.

34 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

Lol figure skaters are the among the most disciplined athletes in the world. Won't tolerate any disrespect to Michelle Kwan and other figure skaters 

What about Tonya Harding? John Coughlin?

I usually write off the things 17-19 year old males do as part of growing up (with the exception of drugs, firearms and arson), and that's what I was thinking with this kid. Except now, the noise level as been going on for so long it looks like it's habitual. Is someone close to him pulling his strings or is he just so immature that he's making a string of (off the wall) bad decisions. Either way is bad. I get it, most big decisions are not clear cut and total 100% wins but that's life, get used to it young man.

34 minutes ago, 927 E. 41st said:

I usually write off the things 17-19 year old males do as part of growing up (with the exception of drugs, firearms and arson), and that's what I was thinking with this kid. Except now, the noise level as been going on for so long it looks like it's habitual. Is someone close to him pulling his strings or is he just so immature that he's making a string of (off the wall) bad decisions. Either way is bad. I get it, most big decisions are not clear cut and total 100% wins but that's life, get used to it young man.

you’re intolerant of kids experimenting with drugs?  and you associate getting high with burning down houses and shooting people?  ok. 

28 minutes ago, futureman said:

you’re intolerant of kids experimenting with drugs?  and you associate getting high with burning down houses and shooting people?  ok. 

Schoolmarm

41 minutes ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

I keep looking @ this thread bump hoping Bru's exgf's sex video has made it to the net.

I think you can find porn on the internet now but I’m not certain.

3 hours ago, futureman said:

you’re intolerant of kids experimenting with drugs?  and you associate getting high with burning down houses and shooting people?  ok. 

Interesting phraseology and argument. I was attempting to say that young people doing stupid tings is somewhat expected but destructive or self destructive acts are across the line. I didn't say I associated all three as a single act. And by all means bring back the late 60's phrase "experimenting with drugs" like it's some kind of noble research project carried out by an individual instead of the self destructive waste of time it is.

I assume you are a fellow Longhorn or you wouldn't be here, but why you would choose to jump on that phrase with both feet is a bit puzzling . I mean it's not like the way you went about it is going to change my mind, and you are not attempting to encourage drug use by kids... right?

6 minutes ago, 927 E. 41st said:

Interesting phraseology and argument. I was attempting to say that young people doing stupid tings is somewhat expected but destructive or self destructive acts are across the line. I didn't say I associated all three as a single act. And by all means bring back the late 60's phrase "experimenting with drugs" like it's some kind of noble research project carried out by an individual instead of the self destructive waste of time it is.

I assume you are a fellow Longhorn or you wouldn't be here, but why you would choose to jump on that phrase with both feet is a bit puzzling . I mean it's not like the way you went about it is going to change my mind, and you are not attempting to encourage drug use by kids... right?

Because he’s futureman.  Surly’s king of shitposting.

24 minutes ago, 927 E. 41st said:

Interesting phraseology and argument. I was attempting to say that young people doing stupid tings is somewhat expected but destructive or self destructive acts are across the line. I didn't say I associated all three as a single act. And by all means bring back the late 60's phrase "experimenting with drugs" like it's some kind of noble research project carried out by an individual instead of the self destructive waste of time it is.

I assume you are a fellow Longhorn or you wouldn't be here, but why you would choose to jump on that phrase with both feet is a bit puzzling . I mean it's not like the way you went about it is going to change my mind, and you are not attempting to encourage drug use by kids... right?

Forget it Jake, it’s Chinatown Futureman. He likes to poke more than Lonesome Dove’s Gus McCrae.

42 minutes ago, 927 E. 41st said:

Interesting phraseology and argument. I was attempting to say that young people doing stupid tings is somewhat expected but destructive or self destructive acts are across the line. I didn't say I associated all three as a single act. And by all means bring back the late 60's phrase "experimenting with drugs" like it's some kind of noble research project carried out by an individual instead of the self destructive waste of time it is.

I assume you are a fellow Longhorn or you wouldn't be here, but why you would choose to jump on that phrase with both feet is a bit puzzling . I mean it's not like the way you went about it is going to change my mind, and you are not attempting to encourage drug use by kids... right?

futureman'd 

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Lynn Swann out as USC AD.

1 hour ago, Tx74 said:

Lynn Swann out as USC AD.

This is your 5th post.  I predict you are going to have a rough go at it on Surly.

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